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Paintsville, KY

Dwane Price almost cries at meeting

It's raining dumb asses today.  (Feb 3, 2014 | post #31)

Paintsville, KY

Johnson County Deputies

Now son, let them boys get a little stank on their finger. They'll be in much better humor when they pull your drunk azz over.  (Aug 7, 2013 | post #13)

Paintsville, KY

girl naked on train tracks

Mental problems? That narrows it down about .10% in this town Sherlock.  (Aug 6, 2013 | post #9)

Paintsville, KY

Why does guys get girls pregnant and then leave them ??

Don't have sex until you finish school and start earning your own damn money like I did ;)  (Aug 3, 2013 | post #240)

Paintsville, KY

TGIF to all the working folks out there in paintsvilleland

I do so love gettin up at the crack of dawn just to drive around at 20 mph and reading the lips through my rear view. Lots of people tell me I'm number one but I already knew that.  (Aug 3, 2013 | post #3)

Paintsville, KY

NEW GIRL in Town_ Ethereal

NGIT you must be living right. A highly cultured buckeye has taken a likin to ya.  (Jul 24, 2013 | post #219)

Paintsville, KY

lesbians

All this girl on girl foolishness is hard to swallow. I watched two of them go at it for nearly an hour in a parking lot last night and it was down right disturbing. I have lots of pictures if you don't believe me. I won't be going back there again at least for a day or two.  (Jul 23, 2013 | post #128)

Paintsville, KY

meth lab busted

Well, I see this ain't the MENSA convention so I'll be movin on now. Enjoy the Drano folks.  (Mar 17, 2013 | post #34)

Paintsville, KY

Topix Posters- Where ARE they NOW?

Bayt has NEVER answered ANTHING with just seven words in his entire life.  (Mar 11, 2013 | post #80)

Paintsville, KY

Topix Posters- Where ARE they NOW?

Least I have a reason for my ever slight imperfection. You on the other hand have no excuse. Wake up Sugar Plum, Ole Coots got something for ya.  (Mar 9, 2013 | post #44)

Paintsville, KY

Topix Posters- Where ARE they NOW?

The reason you hear all these rumors Noisy Rosie is that you start them. Cootie is the spittin image of yours truly right down to the last detail, if you know what I mean. What don't you find your own bronc to ride and leave me and mine alone?  (Mar 8, 2013 | post #22)

Paintsville, KY

Topix Posters- Where ARE they NOW?

Honey! I said it was SMALLER than the mare's. Get off that woman's face and come on home.  (Mar 8, 2013 | post #18)

Paintsville, KY

Topix Posters- Where ARE they NOW?

I'm right here pal. I went into a deep mellon collie state after NGIT ran off with that damn UPS lady. I knew I shouldn't have ordered those boots. It's might just as well though, cuz her buttocks got nearly as big as Jenny's, my Belgium mare after the twins were born. Then she started snoring louder than my Husky chain saw cuttin through an oak stump. I had to move her out to the barn just so I could get a little sleep. Paschal sure was a lotta help around the place though. She took to sloppin hogs faster than any Johnson Co. girl could ever dream of. It was heart rendering just to sit on the porch and watch her go..excuze me..I tear up every time I think of it.. Passie, in spite of your many short comings, if you read this please come home. All is forgiven. Little Cootie got his first tooth and has already bit the mail man. Jezabel said her first words last week and hasn't shut up since. Dang, she really is the spitting image of you...minus the big butt of course. And don't forget the hogs. They sure look hungry.  (Mar 8, 2013 | post #13)

Paintsville, KY

Gun Protection for my Family

Now come on ya all give up those ole nasty guns, and after you do please be kind and post your name and address on here. Me and the boys want to come by your house and take a look around. You just might have something we'd like to have. Oh, Ohio liberal boy, why don't you post yours now?  (Jan 13, 2013 | post #49)