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Come on...Tell me a joke

Ollie and Lena were madly in love and were to be married. They went to city hall to apply for a marriage license. Looking over their completed application, the clerk noted that Lena was 6' 4" and weighed 255 lbs. "My gosh," he gasped, "you could play with the Green Bay Packers." Lena replies, "Lookee here, Mister! I've not been playing with anyone's packer but Ollie's!"  (Dec 26, 2012 | post #5746)

Weird

What do you call your Grandmother?

Anything I want. Neither one will answer because they're dead.  (Dec 26, 2012 | post #11)

Weird

Come on...Tell me a joke

Well, I thought it was hilarious  (Jul 30, 2012 | post #4922)

Weird

Dog feces thrown in neighborly fight

Somebody deserved to have the crap beaten out of him for that.  (Jul 26, 2012 | post #12)

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Come on...Tell me a joke

Honestly?  (Jul 26, 2012 | post #4893)

Charlotte, NC

Pittenger wins, will face Roberts

So now we know who the Tea Party candidate for the 9th. A worthy successor to Sue Myrick.  (Jul 19, 2012 | post #1)

Weird

Naked man crashes, puts on clothes, Air Jordans

Yet ANOTHER naked criminal (at least he was when he committed his crimes). Must be the economy. Criminals don't seem to be able to afford clothes.  (Jul 16, 2012 | post #5)

Charlotte, NC

Bistro La Bon to host Humane Society of Charlotte at neig...

And the food is good, too.  (Jul 13, 2012 | post #1)

US Politics

House set to vote to repeal Obama healthcare law, again

Why does the Congress waste its time with stunts like this, knowing full well that it will never become effective, instead of addressing the real problems of the country? I for one am sick and tired of political pandering and grandstanding. Vote every one of them OUT in November.  (Jul 13, 2012 | post #152)

Weird

Nude man armed with chain saw arrested in East Knox County

Another naked criminal. Must be the heat. Global warming, anyone?  (Jul 13, 2012 | post #10)

Weird

Man arrested after trying to hide gun in planter

I wonder it it was the planter the Mexican took a crap in and that is why it was being watched.  (Jul 10, 2012 | post #1)

Weird

Police: Naked man arrested after biting man's stomach

What's with all the naked criminals eating people lately? Is it the heat?  (Jul 10, 2012 | post #5)

Weird

Talking Urinal Cakes Deployed to Curb Drunk Driving

Do they say things like, "Why look on the wall, the joke is in your hand?" or "That looks exactly like a P3*i$, only smaller."?  (Jun 29, 2012 | post #1)

Charlotte, NC

Lake Wylie residents' pleas to stop development go unheeded

Big money speaks and the government listens. To hell with the wants and needs of the people affected by the decision.  (Jun 26, 2012 | post #1)

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Slicing Through the B.S.

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Wanna touch my Katana?

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