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Offbeat Fox News would like to extend it's apologies for a man being able to sleep with a knife in his back! errrrr I mean,,, congratulations for being able to still sleep with a knife stuck in your back. F*ck it, more later  (Dec 10, 2013 | post #128)

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The "What song are you listening to right now?" is still on fire, and there are doubts that it will never not be on fire. Reports as to why, point to people liking music too much, and hoping that others will have the same taste in their music, and a bond can form over that. I say good riddance! No one is going to like your music as much as you do, and get over it! Deal with it, and expand your repertoire. jeeze  (Dec 10, 2013 | post #127)

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This is not new, however it is news. Reports are coming in regarding Topix top bar on your computer. Why is it upside down, and why do you have to click the arrow to have it flip right side up? Is that so Topix can do away with computer spam? Most posters find it an inconvenience. That, AND not being able to sign out of here. Is this Hotel Topix? You can sign in, but you can never leave (aka sign out) More later  (Dec 10, 2013 | post #125)

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I am happy to report that Offbeat Fox News is out of bankruptcy and ready to go back to reporting the latest and the greatest on Offbeat. The station`s news reporter affiliates are standing by ready to give you the most current up to date news on the goings on of Offbeat. More later! This is Dusty McNuts standing by, stay tuned  (Dec 10, 2013 | post #124)

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Thousands Protest Roe V. Wade Decision

Hi! Tis me... anyone recognize this? No? oh  (Nov 29, 2013 | post #317125)

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This just in RC Honey is running out of things to do/say, and will be taking a vacation! Due to extensive medical work to repair all the injuries she's sustained on the job of being our #1 Offbeat Fox News Reporter, she will also be checking herself into a mental facility as well after she's able to walk and show her severely damaged face in public. She has told me that she is used to people pointing their fingers and laughing, but it is getting too much for her, as a lifetime of ridicule, and taunting has finally caught up to her. She wants to thank you all for your support and well wishes. This is Dusty McNuts wishing you all a pleasant day, and God speed!  (Jul 3, 2013 | post #116)

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Dave's bar and grill,is now open.

She needs them more than ever now! I'll try and pop my head in to inform everyone of her current state, but Offbeat Hospital Officials are speculating that her condition is deteriorating.  (Jul 1, 2013 | post #1719)

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Dave's bar and grill,is now open.

Will do Princess Hey, but her current situation seems bleak. I'll give her your warmest regards.  (Jul 1, 2013 | post #1718)

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Dave's bar and grill,is now open.

Crazy? As a loon. Cool? She lives in Canada! Keep you informed? I'll try my hardest, but it's difficult for me to keep tabs on her. For the latest, report to Offbeat Fox News This is Dusty McNuts, hoping for the best, expecting the worst.  (Jul 1, 2013 | post #1717)

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Dave's bar and grill,is now open.

All I can say is that when she's out of the hospital from her latest accident/deliberate attempt at self mutilation, she'll be back here for SEVERAL drinks as she will need them. But you can relax, she can still see/hear what's going on from the surveillance equipment she has hidden all over this place.  (Jul 1, 2013 | post #1716)

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oh no,,, you haven't heard the latest. I have some bad news concerning often face down girl.......... report to Offbeat Fox News for the latest!  (Jul 1, 2013 | post #1715)

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OH NO! This just in... Offbeat Fox News own reporter RC Honey has shower, and discovers first man hair on chin. In a desperate panic, takes razor and accidentally shaves off whole chin, in pain, she screams, leaps from her second floor window, and lands on face. Offbeat Police and ambulance are slated to arrive any minute to save what's little left of her esteem/face.  (Jul 1, 2013 | post #103)

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Are you serious? I just told you that above room temperatures is considered sweltering for us, do you really think that I'm going to send what little cool air we have down there? And I do believe I speak for most Canadians. I'll be happy to spare a few spiders! But that's probably beside the point  (Jul 1, 2013 | post #99)

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This just in,,, several people have called in stating that this thread is on fire. Please don't panic, remain calm and exit the thread in a calm and orderly fashion. No pushing or shoving please, head to your nearest thread that is currently not on fire, or has a chance to be on fire. (that leaves out the thread "Sex with a bicycle: security camera catches man bonking a bike") .... coughcough,, really people, really? Anyways, as tempting as that thread is to peer into, don't risk burning yourself for the perverse actions of a desperate man. "The letter "V" is safe, and the chances of a fire starting there is slim to none. RC Honey will direct people back into this thread once it's deemed safe. This is Dusty McNuts on behalf of Offbeat Fox News, have a pleasant evening.  (Jul 1, 2013 | post #98)

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