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Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

Not all. There are several where he screwed around and laughed through it.  (Yesterday | post #9174)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

Actually, the thanks for the two and a half weeks off goes to my employer, and the Australian laws that govern Christmas Day and Boxing Day off. Thankfully, no one in my immediate family is religous, except my sister, who's a pain in the arse anyway. Seeing her once a year, if that, is more than enough.  (Yesterday | post #9173)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

I see. So, you don't think that THOUSANDS of years of suffering are enough just because some stupid bint picked an apple? And you can't seriously believe in Adam an Eve ... can you?! PS: I could take you a little more seriously, btw, if you stopped referring to yourself in the third person.  (Yesterday | post #9172)

Elvis Presley

Elvis was a child molester

Of course not.  (Yesterday | post #296)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

No. I do the usual ... see my family for a barbeque on a stinking hot day. Christmas for me is just time off work is all.  (Friday | post #9133)

Elvis Presley

Michael Jackson vs. Elvis

Yes, we've told him this dozens of times. But he refuses to acknowledge these basic facts.  (Friday | post #3965)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

Simple. Fear again. Oh, poor old Fred has died. He's not moving. We're very sad to see him go. Oh, but wait. We'll see him in some mysterious afterlife, so all will be well and good. Heaven is just a fairytale - comfort food for the tiny minds of humans to make them feel better about dying.  (Friday | post #9131)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

Not a chance.  (Friday | post #9130)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

Oxymoron. She couldn't carry a tune in a bucket.  (Friday | post #9125)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

Yeah, he's one hell of a deity. Let's see ... what shall God do today? How about another tsunami to kill another 100,000 people? And let's give a few more children terminal cancer. Why not kill that little boy in a car wreck? Cool! Ah, but I await the Christians' catchcry ... it's all part of God's plan!!! A plan which no one has yet been able to verbalise.  (Friday | post #9124)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

I love this. Christians have been talking about this for 2000 years. It never ceases to make me laugh. He's coming, he's coming ... LOL.  (Friday | post #9122)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

Oh, wow. You actually believe a virgin could give birth? That's so ... quaint.  (Friday | post #9121)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

Uh-huh. Meanwhile, we're all still waiting on that Guinness Book stuff about Pedo Pan. Take your time.  (Friday | post #9120)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

Gee, let me think. Maybe when her husbands farked around on her with 14 women? You freakin' moron.  (Friday | post #9119)

Elvis Presley

Elvis Presley Eclipses Michael Jackson

Ah, yes. John 3:16. So all you Christians believe that non-Christians are going to hell. It's just laughable.  (Friday | post #9118)