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Dec 25, 2012


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Q & A with Mylan

Local Favorites:

I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.

I Belong To:

Even at a Mensa convention someone is the dumbest person in the room.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but my pen ran out of ink as I was writing it down.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

they contain 40% less fat.

Read This Book:

A man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky. The woman already knows.

Favorite Things:

Never say never, always avoid always and expect the unexpected

On My Mind:

You don't need a parachute to skydive. You just need a parachute to skydive twice.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.

I Believe In:

the truth.