Mr Rusty Shackleford

Headline:

I'm the real Rusty Shackleford

Hometown:

Arlen, Texas

Neighborhood:

Beattyville, Kentucky

Local Favorites:

Purple Cow, Hometown Video, PEP, DQ, Don Begley's, Advanced Auto, Dr. Noble, Teddy Cundiff, Joey Minter, Mi Finca, Ellen's Uniques, and YOUR MOM

I Belong To:

Beattyville Gun Club, Bounty Hunters of America

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm with my pals, Hank, Bill, Dale, Boomhaeur

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I rock

I'm Listening To:

Art Bell

Read This Book:

Atlas Shrugged

Favorite Things:

Not being tracked by the government

On My Mind:

conspiracy theories.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

twitter.com/rustyshackleford

I Believe In:

Gun's don't kill people. The government does. 20 years. If your marriage was a murderer it would be out by now. The aliens impregnated Nancy! I tell you what it is. It's your quote un-quote pollution control. I heard on talk radio you don't even need 'em. It's just the latest nazi government plot. Open your eyes, man, they're trying to control Global Warming. Get it Global. That's U.N. Commissars code for telling us what the temperature is gonna be in our outdoors. Let it warm up I say. See what Butchros Butchros Ghali Ghali thinks of that. We'll grow oranges in Alaska. Look how straight the lines are on the highway. A man could get highway hypnosis like that. I killed eight gophers last year and a purebred Tennesse walking horse that was looking at me funny. Oh man. What kind of lefty hootenanny is this? That is the feces that is created when shame eats too much stupid! TV sets are getting smaller and smaller, and bigger and bigger. Soon the medium-sized set will be a thing of the past. ... sounds like helicopters. UN helicopters. On Keyboard, The Big D...Rusty Shackleford!