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Ashland, KY

Should we deport all Muslims?

I believe that we should inter all Muslims and Muslim sympathizers, and then decapitate and cannibalize them on video. Give them a taste of their own medicine...  (Jun 22, 2013 | post #131)

Ashland, KY

what you you change about Ashland?

Nuke from Orbit...  (Jun 22, 2013 | post #20)

Ashland, KY

Anti-ghey Rally at Bridges Church all July!

True happiness, is a walk along a road, lined with wooden crosses with deviants nailed to them...  (Jun 22, 2013 | post #9)

Ashland, KY

Thugs egging South Ashland

Well officer, when I stepped out with my 12 gauge the little bass-turd raised his hand and I mistook the egg for a pistol so I took his punk head off. Problem solved...  (Apr 7, 2013 | post #15)

Ashland, KY

Sunday Alcohol Sales Just In Time For Easter

I don't subscribe to the idea that government or individuals can dictate to me what I may or may not do so long as I'm not bothering others. So it really doesn't matter one way or the other to me. Both sides spew rhetoric like fat Korean dictators.  (Mar 30, 2013 | post #108)

Ashland, KY

J&J Family Restaurant Clientel

I'd rather eat fried chicken and green beans dripping with bacon grease than live to be 102 crapping myself 3 times a day.  (Mar 30, 2013 | post #8)

Ashland, KY

Sunday Alcohol Sales Just In Time For Easter

They'd comply or be stoned and decapitated...  (Mar 30, 2013 | post #105)

Ashland, KY

Sunday Alcohol Sales Just In Time For Easter

1. Why is it that all these Liberals, Such as Obama and Bidden, think they have the right to say what's best for everyone? And why do they think they can simply ignore the U.S. Constitution in order to force their views onto others? 2. Maybe God won't work miracles nowadays because the whole world is more concerned with gay marriage and methamphetamine than with God.  (Mar 30, 2013 | post #104)

Ashland, KY

"I do solemnly swear

Hahahahahahahahaha haha! Hahahahahahahahaha haha! Hahahahahahahahaha haha! Hahahahahahahahaha haha! ROTFLMFOA! I never thought thinly veiled Marxism could be this funny.  (Mar 28, 2013 | post #2)

Ashland, KY

obama tax hike

That's because the media is controlled by radical, left-wing, Communist sympathizers... Sic semper evello mortem Tyrannis!  (Mar 4, 2013 | post #7)

Ashland, KY

Why are there hundreds of hawks over South Ashland?

Sounds like somebody's not burying their dead bodies properly...  (Mar 4, 2013 | post #12)

Ashland, KY

Hand of hope hits everyone for "missed payments"

From behind his shoulder the Chief heard a low moaning sound and as he turned toward noise was shocked to discover "The Biden" standing nearly nude beside him flanked by his minions "The Feinstein" and "The Bloomberg". The Biden reared it's vulgar head and let forth a mighty roar as "The Feinstein" ferociously shredded the United States Constitution eliminating all but that which she deemed important. All the while "The Bloomberg" was laughing hysterically while destroying box upon box of Super-Size French Fries.  (Mar 3, 2013 | post #9)

Ashland, KY

obama tax hike

Well crap! Now I'm probably on Barry's "Red List" for a drone strike.  (Mar 2, 2013 | post #4)

Ashland, KY

obama tax hike

Obama is nothing but a wannabe Communist dictator oro-fecal-ass-hat racist un-American Islamist POS. Biden is easily his equal but he is as stupid a lemming on meth. They both need to be shipped to a small island in the South Pacific with no food water or sunscreen...  (Mar 2, 2013 | post #3)

Ashland, KY

Michelle Obama Looks Like An Ape

I'd like to see Michelle get PO'd at old Barry and just lay a good Chicago-Style beat-down on him... BTW: She not only looks like an ape, she looks like an ugly ape.  (Jan 27, 2013 | post #66)

Q & A with Mr AK47

Headline:

I'm the Geriatric General

Hometown:

Kurya, Altai region, Russia

Neighborhood:

Izhevsk, Udmurtia, Russia

I Belong To:

Hero of Socialist Labor, Holder of the Lenin Prize and the State Prize of the USSR, Deputy in the USSR Supreme Soviet, Hero of the Russian Federation.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm Not on Topix

Read My Forum Posts Because:

Don't read anything I write, ever...

I'm Listening To:

Vdol po Piterskoi

Read This Book:

The Brothers Karamazov

Favorite Things:

Vodka, my Avtomat Kalashnikova, Rassolnik, Pirozhki

I Believe In:

The stupidity of mankind