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Amy Meddings

And I love it.. Yeah.  (May 29, 2012 | post #11)

Middlesboro, KY

Hey - - - You CAN Be Sued for Your Topix GARBAGE

Yeah, and apparently your spelling and grammar skills don't improve past grade school either once you logon. Anyway, it's simple. If you spread untrue statements about a person(s) on this forum then it becomes libel. you can be sued for it, but no one ever does because no one has time to waste on a lawyer and their time in court to get some douche bag slapped on the hand for doing naughty things online.  (May 9, 2012 | post #26)

Mesa, AZ

Ruben Jose Salazar

GOT CLOSE! But no dice. Did you?  (Apr 20, 2012 | post #16)

Middlesboro, KY


Here is a good example of the pot calling the kettle black. Only other "drug heads" would know another "drug head", right? It's simple logic. I believe kids have this figured out early on in life. "it takes one to know one ninner ninner!"  (Aug 22, 2011 | post #4)

Middlesboro, KY

Cracker Barrel coming to Middlesboro.

See, what you said made sense. In a way I am stirring the pot of feces that is middlesboro. Creating a huge fowl cloud of poo odor. I however love being the constant reminder to the cretins who occupy that wasteland that they are nothing more than wastes. That city is filled with prostitutes, drug addicts, alcoholics, criminals and fat promiscuous teenage whores trying to get anything warm shoved inside their axe wound. To sit around and defend such a place, whether you're a resident or not is appalling. You're not better than they are, Mindy Sue. Let me guess. a couple of kids? Husband who bitches about the price of groceries and gas.. constantly ranting about how the goverment is slowly taking over and there needs to be a change yet the only thing you and your family does to make a difference is manipulating the system even more so that you become an even bigger part of the problem that your redneck, racist, alcoholic, child abusing husband cries about? It's okay, a lot of women in this area go through the same thing. I will let your stupidity pass by just this once since I feel bad for you.  (Aug 19, 2011 | post #93)

Middlesboro, KY

Cracker Barrel coming to Middlesboro.

Okay Obviously you're one of these people who need things spoon fed for you to understand. Not surprising at all. I was referring to your post where you quoted what I said to point out a typo. As for any posts prior to that I didn't notice it. Perhaps it's the fact that you keep using different screen names to post; or maybe it's the fact that the things you say just aren't that interesting.  (Aug 19, 2011 | post #92)

Middlesboro, KY

Cracker Barrel coming to Middlesboro.

Nerd Alert, allow me to point out that making a grammatical error while typing does not institute an opening to insult someones intelligence. But i'm glad to see piggy backing a typo is your way of jumping into an argument. Awesome.  (Aug 18, 2011 | post #88)

Middlesboro, KY

Cracker Barrel coming to Middlesboro.

lol.. I live in Cumberland Gap, TN. Grew up in the Area and frequented Middlesboro as an adolescent. I have first hand experience with your area and I stand by my statement that it is an abyss of suck. C'mon.. you have signs "Addicted to pain medicine? we can help!"  (Aug 18, 2011 | post #85)

Weston, WY

Iowa GOP Debate - Weston, WY

at this point anyone or anything is better than the moron we currently have for president  (Aug 15, 2011 | post #1)

Middlesboro, KY

Kroger to Buy out Food City

Interesting, I applaud your amateur attempt at insulting me but needless to say it failed. First of all, I highly doubt that living under a "shit house" would give me the privilege of having a computer, let alone electricity. I deal in facts and logic.. not how many childish insults I can spew out of my uneducated mouth onto topix.. like how you spend your free time. Do you people seriously think that the things you say are intelligent? Google "middle school insults" and compare them to the things you say here. I'm willing to bet that most of you will just stop trying. Then again you ARE from middlesboro most likely and i'm probably giving you way too much credit.... maybe i'm going about this all wrong. here let me explain this way. Nana Nana Boo Boo, your town is full of doo doo! Understand now?  (Aug 10, 2011 | post #25)

Middlesboro, KY

Cracker Barrel coming to Middlesboro.

justnotso I see that I hate a soft spot with my 5th grade comment. I get it, it's hard continuing with an education when you have an alcoholic father who beats you, isn't it? Maybe even a few times molested you? That's neither here nor there. Your argument with how old your grandma was when she finally quit working is ridiculous. Have you ever heard of retirement? Have you heard of the retirement age? It has steadily gone up over the last decade. Your grandma worked probably because she was forced to to survive. I'm sure if given the option of retiring at 70 she would have taken it. There is a time in your life when entitled to a little R&R and your kids aren't going to have that luxury.. do you not care? The fact that you totally disregarded any other points I made other than the fact that I made a cynical remark about you spending your entire check on fast mood kind of disgusts me. You say it's people like me who are destroying the economy? No, it's people like you. You, who have your heads so far up your asses that you're letting a country that you live in go to hell. You don't stand up or even try to understand what's going on. You watch CNN and FOX news and digest all the bullshit they shovel you about what political party they have an agenda for. Believe me, my education far exceeds any 5th grade expectations. Also willing to bet that it far exceeds your entire families put together. That's not me being rude, it's me being right.. like always. So justnotso, put down your Hardees hand breaded chicken sandwich and pick up an economics book.. maybe even a couple middle school level literature books and come back when you're at least somewhat educated on the topic you're trying to talk about.  (Aug 10, 2011 | post #83)

Middlesboro, KY

Cracker Barrel coming to Middlesboro.

justnotso, excuse me while I take a minute to process your 5th grade school yard retort.......okay. If that's the only thing you can comment on out of that post than something must terribly be wrong with you. You say you have kids? where do you picture your kids in 60 years? Most likely still working because our generation didn't do anything to fix our countries failing economy. Where do you see your elderly mother in 6 months? Hopefully not hospitalized because with Obama Care the kind of care she may desire will most likely not be given due to the over crowding of hospitals because of all the people like the good ol' middlesboroians rushing there to get their fix. Most importantly.. where do you see your country?.. wait screw it.. WE BE GETTIN A CRACKER BARREL WHO CARES!!!!?  (Aug 9, 2011 | post #78)

Middlesboro, KY

Cracker Barrel coming to Middlesboro.

....The nation is slowly crumbling around our feet, global terror is on the rise, entire countries full of starving and diseased people, solar flares threatening to destroy our planet, and all you're worried about is whether or not a crappy cracker barrel is coming to town? First of all, none of you in middlesboro need anymore grease grills to go and clog your arteries with anymore. 9 out of 10 of you are obese, morbidly obese or so big that words can't even describe. You need to start thinking more about what you're going to do financially in about 10 more years rather than where you're going to shop for bigger pants after you spend your entire welfare check at the cracker barrel. Get a grip you astro tards.  (Aug 9, 2011 | post #76)

Middlesboro, KY

Casey Anthony Not Guilty

First of all to all the people who are calling someone a dumb ass because they're "defending a child killer" Get a grip, everyone has their own right to an opinion. Just because you sit around spritzing 2 dollar perfume on your fat neck while sipping a cup of Folgers that you bought from the food stamps you're ashamed to admit that you get doesn't mean that your opinions are any better or worse than mine or anyone elses. Now, anyway. Yes it's sad that our society not only lets someone off the hook who by any kind of common sense can see that she did it. Unfortunately though the judicial system doesn't base it's judgments on common sense. The Judicial system is supposed to base it's judgments off facts, evidence and sworn testimonies. In this case the judgment was based on greed. It's simple. Every one who made that panel of jurors knew that if they made some controversial decision that they would get rich off the whole debacle. Already people are signing book deals... the fact that they would also make a woman who killed her child rich never really played too much of a role on their decision. Greed, much like any other natural human want or feeling far exceeds to the power of caring or any other bullshit man made feeling you want to throw out there. It's called self preservation. They wanted to make their lives more easy and financially comfortable so they let a killer off the hook. It's not that uncommon.. just consider yourself lucky that you got not one but TWO chances at seeing self preservation at it's best. OJ Simpson and Casey Anthony. I'm not defending the woman, I am with most of you in saying that I think she should have been executed but the decision wasn't mine. Who knows, maybe if I was on that panel of jurors I may have taken money over justice too.  (Aug 8, 2011 | post #47)

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