Jul 6, 2010
Moms Mabley Profile
How dat? Y'alls gonna c'mit su'cide? Heav'n help y'all gangbangin' fools. (Nov 19, 2010 | post #4)
Tis's gonna make it ha'der fo' me t' carry m'bags up th' stairs. Now why all t'ese foo' pol'ticians be makin' up foo' rules like dat? Can't t'ey see dat t'ey be inconveniencin' folk by doin' so? Wha' t'ey oughta be doin' is goin' afta th' damn LITTA BUGS dat are t'rowin th' damn bags all ova th' city. Damn pol'ticians! (Nov 17, 2010 | post #196)
Damn, she' ugly! An' th' housekeep'r is, too! (Sep 29, 2010 | post #42)
Now this is a big joke! How can dat man be talkin' bike safety when so many o' our young kids be gettin' killed ever' day? I swear I wouldn't buy a used car from this man! He ain't nothin' but a floor flusher! Wouldn't buy a used car, I swear! (Aug 4, 2010 | post #9)
Dat USED t' be th' happies' place on earth. Now it ain't nothin' but a ova price has been. (Aug 4, 2010 | post #70)
Now what you know? You talkin' like a fool! You think some dem'crat's gonna do a better job? They th' ones got us in dis mess! Sound like you th' one who's a loser! (Jul 31, 2010 | post #74)
Ever'body knows dis sista is as crook'd as th' day is long! I 'member her tryin' t' stir th' pot when dat fool RODNEY KING done went an' got his fool butt kicked by th' cops an' they was foun' NOT GUILTY. Her an' dat oth'r fool CHARLES RANGEL, bot' jus' ghetto rats dat happen'd t' be fas' talkers. Dis don' prove too good fo' my race, not wit' th' BIGGEST fool sittin' in th' White House! (Jul 31, 2010 | post #60)
Wha's wrong wit' da people who keep on electin' these fools in th' city council? Most 'em too damn stupid to pour pee outta a boot even if th' directions was printed on th' heel! I's jus' amazin' t' me! Wha'ever happen'd t' common sense, people? These fools you been electin' don' know whether t' leave a crap or whistle Dixie! Good Lord! (Jul 23, 2010 | post #70)
Is dis Villaraigosa really dis stupid? What d' women find so attractive 'bout dis man? He go 'bout his bus'ness like he be lookin' fo' a marble in some tall grass! (Jul 23, 2010 | post #3)
Di'n't dat Mex'can boy have enough sense t' bring a REAL gun to a gunfight? These schools ain't been teachin' these kids a damn thing! Dat boy couldn't o' found his way outta a four-door outhouse! It's best he's gone to a better place. (Jul 23, 2010 | post #86)
Ain't dat girl had ever'thin' replaced on her? Shoot, why can' she jus' sag gracefully like da rest o' us gals? You not gettin' older, hon, you gettin' betta! (Jul 20, 2010 | post #7)
Did da po-leese axe her for her green card? How you know she ain't no illegal? (Jul 16, 2010 | post #5)
Dat Shapiro, ain't he the white boy who repr'sented dat oreo OJ? (Jul 16, 2010 | post #5)
Hey, now, dat Mr. Mark Kristi is ma' man! I gits up early ev'ry mornin' jus' t' look at his go'geous body! (Jul 16, 2010 | post #12)
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