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Newsday

Dying shark washes up on suburban LI beach

Sticks this in's your spell checker U,R,A,U,M,N,A,O,L Y, dont, U,F,N,B,L O me, 2  (Jul 22, 2009 | post #179)

Newsday

Dying shark washes up on suburban LI beach

And I here most people hate you.  (Jul 20, 2009 | post #175)

Newsday

The Southampton shark? This one has no bite

You humans be a bunch of hammer headed fish sticks! A few dorsal fins poke the surface of the sea, which be covering over 2/3 of the dam planet, and there you be, following the poor critters in you tiny boats taking pictures. Poking and prodding them. Sticking thinks in them and taking things out. Then you 2 legged nose breathers puts a big old tag on the rascals and says "well save them". Well, I be telling you, the next time I runs into ones of ya’s out swimming in my neck of the water I be sticking a swordfish up your as s and then walloping you with me flipper..  (Jun 30, 2009 | post #18)

Newsday

Dolphins, now numbering over 100, sticking around LI

Ya idiot nose breathing landlubbers. Why dem dam dolphins be the screrge of the sea! An underwater mafia they be. For years they be running a protection racket and involved in peddling bad herring. Why, there be not a fish in the sea who can get by with out having to pay one of them smiling sea gangsters there due, least they be thumped by a gang of them pointy nosed hoodlums. Why even now they be moving into new waters so they can shake down the oysters  (Jun 30, 2009 | post #35)

Newsday

Suffolk closes two more beaches to bathers

It be those infernal dolphins I be telling you !!!! Nasty critters never brush, never mind flossing. there gums be red and swollen and plagued with gingivitis.  (Jun 29, 2009 | post #3)

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Pet Peeves

- pesky land lubbers who follow me around in there tiny boats - Swordfish, infernal critters like to poke me in my as s - Jellyfish, shimmy tasting critters, but not bad if ye mix them with a crunchy sea turtle or two - That peg-legged fish-stick Abhab - the fact that sound can carry for hundreds of miles here under the sea, but I can't be getting me a decent internet connection  (Jun 29, 2009 | post #215)

Newsday

Dolphins continue cruising Long Island's North Shore

Ya idiot nose breathing landlubbers. Why dem dam dolphins be the screrge of the sea! An underwater mafia they be. For years they be running a protection racket and involved in peddling bad herring. Why, there be not a fish in the sea who can get by with out having to pay one of them smiling sea gangsters there due, least they be thumped by a gang of them pointy nosed hoodlums. Why even now they be moving into new waters so they can shake down the oysters…  (Jun 29, 2009 | post #11)

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Reactions to the Michael Jackson death

don't forget Fatty Arbuckle  (Jun 26, 2009 | post #47)

Newsday

Boater hurt as vessel slams into sandbar

That be no bloody sandbar, you nose breathers. That be my aching back. Hit me's again and you be getting a snoot full of blowhole jiss...  (Jun 24, 2009 | post #4)

US Politics

Bill Maher: "Democrats are the new Republicans"

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