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North Carolina's rush to bigotry

http://deadstate.o rg/more-gop-politi cians-have-been-ar rested-for-sexual- misconduct-in-bath rooms-than-trans-p eople/  (Apr 11, 2016 | post #669)

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Allowing same-sex couples equality under the law denies fundies their self-granted right to deny others their rights.  (Jan 18, 2015 | post #63236)

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I see you're still carrying the torch, huh, Greg? How many hearts and minds have you been able to change so far? Looking forward to the SCOTUS decision in June?  (Jan 18, 2015 | post #63235)

Rockford, IL

Ill. House Approves Legalizing Same-Sex Civil Unions

Oh look! Two more states (Utah and Indiana) have had their state bans on same-sex marriage overturned by federal judges this morning! Tell us again, Greg, why is it that these federal judges will burn in hell for upholding the Constitution?  (Jun 25, 2014 | post #55882)

Rockford, IL

Ill. House Approves Legalizing Same-Sex Civil Unions

My sincere congratulations to Greg's state of Pennsylvania where his impact is obvious! http://m.dailykos. com/story/2014/05/ 20/1300771/-Tony-P erkin-s-reaction-t o-Pennsylvania-mar riage-equality-rul ing-is-comedy-gold ?detail=facebook  (May 21, 2014 | post #55133)

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Um, Brian, there are a few more amendments.  (May 8, 2014 | post #45520)

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Inasmuch as only males citizens were allowed to vote, I don't see where it addresses what "marriage law" is. Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several States according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each State, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the Executive and Judicial officers of a State, or the members of the Legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such State, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such State. But the main agenda of the Fourteenth Amendment was to ensure that state cannot deprive its citizens of their rights guaranteed under the United States Constitution. In other words, a state cannot pass a federally unconstitutional law.  (May 8, 2014 | post #45514)

Rockford, IL

Ill. House Approves Legalizing Same-Sex Civil Unions

Oh, Greg, you never fail to deliver the very best comedy. My language and behavior? OMGROTFLMFAO Jesus H. Christ on a cracker, you are so comically arrogant about your beliefs that it's really coming across as hysterically funny stuff. I'll share much of what you've said on the Landover Baptist site for even more side-splitting fun! You're really a hoot! What makes it so damn funny is that you're actually serious about what you say! You are a wonderful source of material for Landover. You should be proud! You're more fun than my sock, "All-Righty ". I couldn't write better material myself! Thank you for your continuing efforts to amuse and entertain!  (May 8, 2014 | post #54821)

Rockford, IL

Ill. House Approves Legalizing Same-Sex Civil Unions

Christians need nobody's help making Christians look bad. They do a fine job on their own.  (May 8, 2014 | post #54819)

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Gay marriage

What exactly DID the government take from them, Brian? Please explain.  (May 8, 2014 | post #45492)

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Gay marriage

Right you are, Brian! The Fourteenth Amendment did that! Dufus. You should've taken civics class more seriously in middle school.  (May 8, 2014 | post #45491)

Rockford, IL

Ill. House Approves Legalizing Same-Sex Civil Unions

And who, other than you, ever coined the phrase, "defective failure of mating behavior"? Where does the paper, or any other specify that ss couples are excluded from the discussion for any reason? I notice you like to use the name "Dick" when addressing many of the participants on this forum, not just me. At least you've been kind enough to capitalize it so far, but you do seem convinced that calling people names other than their own somehow helps you make your case, much as a child would. I get it. It's sort of tantrum-like behavior you can use to compensate for your cyclical and pointless musings. Addressing people as "Dick" makes you feel good - or at least less bad - about yourself, somehow, and makes you think others will see those you address as such as inferior to you. What an amazing tactic, Greg! Look how many minds you've changed! Look how many legislators have found their way to you and your way of thinking! You're changing the world, one pitiful post at a time. Your delusions are actually fun to see manifested. I've missed my time away from this forum and your endless, if unintended, comedy routine. And I'm sure you've missed me almost as much, Greg!  (May 8, 2014 | post #54810)

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What has the government stripped away from you, Bruno?  (May 8, 2014 | post #45480)

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How pitiful. I need to work harder to water down my text to levels you can actually comprehend. But if you can substantiate Greg's musings as "facts", I am eager to read the peer-reviewed publications from which Greg's musings were taken. Oh, sorry about all the fancy words, Bruno. 'Substantiate' means to back up something with real words written by real people who are into science and all that stuff. 'Comprehend' means kinda the same as 'understand'. 'Peer-reviewed' means somebody who does the same kind of work takes a gander at what ya worked on and signs off on your work. A 'publication' is like a book which is one of those things with lots of paper all glued together at one edge that some people stare at for hours on end. 'Musings' means sorta like the things that run through a person's head that they think mean something, even if they don't, but now and then they do mean something. 'Facts' are those things that are so. They are not at all the same as 'musings' somebody writes down because they think the words sound pretty. So there ya go, and in the future....um.....n ext time I talk to you by writing stuff, I will make sure not to use fancy words.  (May 8, 2014 | post #45479)

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