Bobcat walks into Ariz. bar, attacks patrons
I Know this has been a dead post for a long time, but there's some funny stuff here folks. Here's a few of the best of the best! Bobcat walks into Ariz. bar, attacks patrons... definiitely sounds like the start to a bad joke. So, this bobcat walks into a bar with a duck under one leg and a six foot boa constrictor under another . . . . . . and he says to the bartender, "it's OK, they're with me." Maybe the bobcat went to that bar looking for cougars but all he found were dogs. A Jew, a Catholic and a bobcat walked into a bar.... Maybe the bobcat cave is in foreclosure. Bobcat walks into a bar and orders a Bloody Mary... A man walks into a bar with a bobcat. The man asks the bartender, "do you serve liberals?" Bartender said "sure, we don't discriminate. " Man says, "gimme a whiskey sour, and a liberal for the bobcat." A bobcat walks into a bar in Arizona and orders a drink...he then asks the bartender, "Where can I get a little tail?". "You already have one.", the bartender replied. (May 4, 2012 | post #90)
Really? Peter? You sound like a wuss first off. A wuss would in deed sleep with another man's wife. Herpes?, LOL. Instead of sounding off here, why don't you be a man and wait to appoligize to Briana's husband when he comes home? I'm sure he will be thankful. And don't bash people on this forum, and then turn around and use the name GOD. You sound like your upset because Briana didn't want anything to do with your short di-k. As for "anonymous ", don't be a follower, grow and be a leader. (May 19, 2011 | post #3)
“The show will be more upscale than the Smoke Out West formerly held at the Fairgrounds, said Manager Doug Bartosh. Smoke Out received criticism initially, but was positive for Cottonwood. At the Thunder Valley Rally, these riders are spending $13,000 for a motorcycle, not building one”. Doug Bartosh, you are about as ignorant as they come. The same people that attended the National Smoke Out West event with their bought $13,000 motorcycle are in fact some of the same folks that attend the local Thunder Valley Rally. In your ignorance, you failed to acknowledge that these custom built bike of the Smoke Out West event in fact cost, and were bought there at a price of $20,000 to $40,000 plus. I hear from reliant sources associated with the National magazine (The Horse Back Street Choppers) who put on the National Smoke Out West event, that Santa Rosa New Mexico has welcomed the Smoke Out West with open arms, and has indeed profit from this National event. Unlike the struggling local event Thunder Valley Rally. Words of wisdom to the city of Cottonwood, You can’t whip a dead horse. The city of Cottonwood has made it clear by getting rid of a National event known as the Smoke Out West, that bikers are not welcome in Cottonwood. We’re not ignorant bikers, and we don’t forget what has happen in the near past. Good luck with your new event. This message is in referance to this article http://verdenews.c om/main.asp?Sectio nID=1&subsecti onID=1190&arti cleID=41946 (May 13, 2011 | post #1)
I was merely exercising my constitutional first amendment on freedom of speech, by making comment on what I read. So draw on your constitutional rights, and implement the fifth amendment for yourself. Thank you for your time and good day. (Mar 10, 2011 | post #4)
WOW. Someone got thier cornflakes p-ssed in. If your on Topix airing out your laundry, your no better than the folks you just hammered. (Mar 8, 2011 | post #2)
'Legal high' Spice now illegal in Arizona
"Nanny State"? I live in a state that’s overrun with illegal drugs. The state has to nip little a time to control the illegal drugs, since our National government refuses to act. Jan Brewer is just what my children, grand-children and their children need. We don’t need illegal drugs in our state. As for a “nanny state” Len from NY, your from one of the biggest nanny states there is in these United States. Welfare and unemployment run rapid. New York ranks numba one, right above New Mexico. And if you don’t think your “ruining” it, think about the enslaved people harvesting and carrying your illegal drugs. The cost of human life around the world, just so Len from NY can catch a buzz. You just don’t get the big picture, smoking your weed or what ever your choice of illegal drug is. And one final thought, Keith Richards is not someone to look up too, bad role model Len from NY, look just a we bit higher. (Feb 28, 2011 | post #3)
We Need Stronger Medical Patient Modesty
What really are needed, is patients that are modest. My daughter, who is a nurse, tells us all kinds of horror stories, about patients who expose themselves. She tell us that it happens all the time. She states that men are the worst, but women are a close second. I tell her that she is so lucky to be in that profession. LOL (Feb 28, 2011 | post #2)
Yeah cowboy, I have to agree with Rebel. You really don't want to side up with marcia and jimmy here, unless your an child abuser yourself?. Something I'm strongly against. You talk about helping somebody, doing something constructive, well you have found children that are in need of help. For the older children, it may be too late. It sounds like the last of the litter are bearing the brunt of marcia’s and her side kick jimmy’s wrath. What marcia and jimmy are doing, are creating another generation of abusers. Rebel, don’t let this one rattle you, ignore and it will go away, when it doesn’t get the attention it requires (needy isn’t it?). (Feb 24, 2011 | post #53)
Don't know much about her. I have been in Cottonwood for 16 years, just used to see her and the kids walking all over town. In fact I the last time I saw her was last Thanksgiving Day, walking, withe a couple of her daughters. Proly your girl was one of em???? (Feb 17, 2011 | post #39)
no she's just a person who's lost her soul. (Feb 17, 2011 | post #37)
A Fading Aura For Arizona's Spiritual Tourism
Let me see ese, Your view of my state is that of one who has spent time in the joint?, or is uneducated?, because it's very ignorant statement you've made. Arizona is my great native state. In my 53 years of living here, I have never felt nor seen anything racial. My state is very diverse, the further south you travel in Arizona, the more flavorful it gets, comprende?. I’m a backer of SB1070, because my state is being run over with drugs and human trafficking. It’s got nothing to do with racism, and everything to do with protecting my familia. BTW, if you haven't noticed by now, I'm Mehecano-Americano and proud to be an Arizonan. (Feb 17, 2011 | post #6)
Yeah, he’s a certified proctologist! Thas right, an a-s-hole doctor. lol (Feb 17, 2011 | post #35)
No need to apploigize ese. But why do you keep calling her step-father her "dad"? Does he act como un papa? If not quit calling him her "dad". He's an pinche idiot. Laterz (Feb 16, 2011 | post #32)
Calm down now. Her step-father is an idiot. Claims he's ex-Hells Angels MC. There is no such thing as ex H-A, period. Don't let the idiot get to you. Raise yourself above the idiot, and you will be ok. Just calm down. (Feb 16, 2011 | post #29)
Whoa lover Boyfriend!. Instead of loving her to death, love her by giving her life. Encourage her to seek mental help, for the abuse that was instilled in her. So that the abusive ways of her mother end with her. And that she may well empower her siblings with the basic goodness of life. That’s how you can rescue her. (Feb 16, 2011 | post #26)
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