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Salt Lake City, UT

Mormons Like It In The Butt

It's the best way to keep your virginity!  (May 6, 2012 | post #4)

Salt Lake City, UT

the female aura,a new revelation for mormons

Whoa.  (May 6, 2012 | post #6)

Ogden, UT

Nuclear Power - Ogden, UT

Why can't we just run everything on bicycle power and hippie farts?  (Mar 31, 2012 | post #11)

Ogden, UT

Obama-Economy - Ogden, UT

All hail our GLORIOUS ECONOMY WIZARD!!!  (Mar 31, 2012 | post #2)

Salt Lake City, UT

Is Mormonism Still Racist?

Not really racist, they hate plenty of people who are "white and delightsome." If you are a gay atheist pothead, they will think you are possessed by Satan himself, and therefore worse than being black.  (Mar 31, 2012 | post #5)

Salt Lake City, UT

The American Presidency is a dynasty. They are all relate...

Because if you don't vote, the Illuminati and Freemasons will put you in a FEMA concentration camp where reptilian aliens will conduct genetic research on splicing your DNA with Bigfoot. Happened to my neighbor when he voted for Ron Paul.  (Mar 31, 2012 | post #3)

Salt Lake City, UT

Ban on negros not doctrine is a lie

Mormons love to make up their own history.  (Mar 31, 2012 | post #2)

Salt Lake City, UT

Yes, you can do business with a gay person, new Utah alli...

Yes, well you still need to get permission from your bishop, and even if you do, you might lose your Temple Recommend.  (Mar 30, 2012 | post #10)

Salt Lake City, UT

Women ABANDON GOP by the MILLIONS

Awesome. Too bad their only other choice is the Donkey Party.  (Mar 30, 2012 | post #2)

Salt Lake City, UT

mormon apostate

The church doesn't work for the good of man, it works for the good of the church. Anybody who has been excommunicated has been done a tremendous favor.  (Mar 30, 2012 | post #2)

Salt Lake City, UT

West Valley Gang Bangers..

Quick! Someone call a Primatologist right away so we can decipher what these two neanderthals communicate.  (Nov 15, 2011 | post #61)

New York, NY

Buh Bye Wall Street Occupiers

Or maybe they'll finally learn for once, like the rest of us, is to work hard and make smart decisions, and just do the trendy thing. That's how I got ahead in life, just like everybody on it. Hopefully some of those sqabblers down in the park will actually realize they need to get off of their riteous asses and take the first step up the ladder, and not have their their messiash The Obama swoop down and pick everyone up.  (Nov 15, 2011 | post #37)

New York, NY

Buh Bye Wall Street Occupiers

Think of this huge favor well be doing for them!They will have to leave, with or without their tents and bicycle and fart powered generatros, and find a new place to stay, a new way to sustain themselves, and a new issue to complain about.  (Nov 15, 2011 | post #36)

Salt Lake City, UT

Who says Mormons aren't Christians?

And by the way, you mormons are fooling us about polygamy. You people pretend you are monogamous because men only have one wife on Earth, but just wait for the Clitestrial Kingdom when many wives are waiting for him! Almost like jihadists getting 72 virgins!  (Oct 20, 2011 | post #126)