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Surpising visitors to boost Sussex tourism

WTF? Sussex - the county in England is involved with Hed Vietcong to boost tourism? Makes me think twice about challenging that parking ticket i got in hasting last summer...  (Feb 14, 2013 | post #5)

loan offer

Call me pessimistic but surely an operation that can afford to lend up to and including $10 million can afford its own domain name? Unless of course you represent Google and I stand corrected? Did you come into this money because you helps someone who's rich father was assassinated recently in Nigeria and all they needed was your bank account number?  (Feb 14, 2013 | post #2)

President reignites Falklands row

You can't have the Falklands whilst I and people like me are able to operate an L85A2 with a SUSAT x4 sight You come within 600m and we will show you why not  (Feb 14, 2013 | post #173)

Horsemeat hysteria

Its all good eating, having lived in Germany & Holland I have eaten Horse burgers and Donkey meat sausage we called the horse "Shergar Burgers" we called the sausages "Donkeys Plonkers" tasted amazing smothered in mustard and accompanied by a pint of white beer Dog is nice too, never tried cat. Also had hedgehog, Ostrich, Kangaroo, Ants, Locusts and Grubs..  (Feb 14, 2013 | post #12)

I need a man to get me pregnant, no strings, Liverpool.

Im 39, ugly and my folks died young of cancer. Can i knock you up? :D  (Feb 14, 2013 | post #263)

another cause of starvation and food shortages

No, Rio can tell the difference, Sheep push back harder if you take them to the edge of a cliff - goats simply try to climb down - well thats what he told me anyway.  (Feb 13, 2013 | post #19)

gummy geezer

I love the fact that the kid center rear is calling someone a wanker :-)  (Feb 12, 2013 | post #2)

Atheism to Defeat Religion by 2038

Depends on the Campus, some are tiny, 800m x 800m (like the one in the centre of Riyadh)... on the east coast there are campus' bigger than my home town, huge.  (Feb 12, 2013 | post #12725)

Atheism to Defeat Religion by 2038

Im going to assume you have no idea about womens rights in Saudi and point out that women are not allowed to drive at all in Saudi. EXCEPT: Expat communities allow it, these are gated communities policed by rent-a-cops - armed to the teeth and the entrance has a manned MG3 7.92mm Machine gun or two.  (Feb 12, 2013 | post #12722)

Atheism to Defeat Religion by 2038

Having been to Saudi many many times i can tell you first hand this is bollocks. I have had many taxi drivers who were christian, were proud to be and hung a crucifix from their rear view mirror There are also ex-pat communities that are full of non muslims and women are allowed to drive within these communities, there are english and american schools, you can buy booze & pork and watch NFL on the telly.  (Feb 12, 2013 | post #12720)

another cause of starvation and food shortages

Oh i think we established he knows ALL about sheep husbandry, he even has wellies and velcro gloves.  (Feb 12, 2013 | post #10)

Horse Meat found in burgers in British and Irish supermar...

Well, i travel a lot for my job and have been in almost every country so i cant say that i know nothing about the countries the meat comes from. That said, I have been to some countries where i wouldnt eat the bread let alone meat products and i have been places where i was genuinely surprised by the standards of hygiene. Takes all sorts i suppose, still not eating that Halal shite produced in the UK, i have seen it with my own eyes - almost enough to make me a vegetarian  (Feb 12, 2013 | post #67)

Horse Meat found in burgers in British and Irish supermar...

I mentioned this to the guys i am working with this week in palestine... they didnt seem to mind. Rio, you are a dick. When i said one and the same i meant the words both mean Slaughterhouse/aba ttoir i have no doubt now that there is an actual knackers yard somewhere in the UK - thanks for educating me, you were a bit smug about it though. And, having installed an IT system in an "halal" meat processing plant in Birmingham, you wont catch me eating that shit, flys everywhere, blokes with no hair nets and big beard chain smoking and touching the food, it wasnt refrigerated and the place stank of rotten meat... Ill take the normal (healthy) stuff please.  (Feb 12, 2013 | post #65)

Horse Meat found in burgers in British and Irish supermar...

Me? ok, i'll try again, where i come from they are one and the same.  (Feb 12, 2013 | post #56)

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