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Cut Off, LA

Louisiana Lessons

armadillos sleep with their feets in the air too ... and buzzards prefer them to squirrel, dog, cat, egret, rabbit, nutria, alligator, & other buzzard  (Feb 5, 2009 | post #3)

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Feed Jake... Tell me your pet story...

I leave the TV on, except in the summer when the weather messes with DirecTV. Those months, I leave the radio on for them. I know there's no point. The dogs are intelligent enough to know that no one is home with them. My 3 older dogs just chill out - the pup, Gus, is true to his nature, and seems to take great pleasure in hunting up things to rip apart (or just rearrange). Having a dogdoor & well-fenced yard keep the real damage from happening. If the dogs get bored inside, they can go outside. Yellow Lab Daisy loves to sit in the sun - even on 100* days.  (Feb 4, 2009 | post #1693)

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Fla. couple pays $155,000 to clone pet dog

selling coffee, apparently. imagine what Mister Starbucks is going to blow HIS <ahem> wad on  (Jan 29, 2009 | post #3)

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Would-be rapist caught after trying to cash check woman g...

that bastaad Jesus!  (Jan 29, 2009 | post #1)

Cut Off, LA

Analysis: La. Lawmaker targets speed traps

I'm sure Pissed Texan wouldn't appreciate anyone racing thru HIS towns ("Don't Mess With Texas!" pfft) but let me tell ya ... as someone who's driven this country from corner to corner, end to end, Texas has MORE than its share of backwoods redneck-y areas. At least in Louisiana, if you find yourself in a po-dunky town, you'll also find yourself being treated like if you wanna stay awhile, you're welcome to. There aren't many places like that left.  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #8)

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Big rig kills man sleeping in parking lot

LMAO leaves me feeling run down all day  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #32)

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Ohio firefighter quits band over Obama nod

1) i SAID rules are rules 2) i have no children (thank freak'n gawd) and 3) if i DID have kids, and they broke MY RULE (but with excellent reason) i'd have to bend MY RULE  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #23)

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Feed Jake... Tell me your pet story...

I picked up a 4th dog on my way back from Arkansas, where I'd evacuated for Hurricane Gustav. We were heading down I-49, just north of Alexandria, when a tiny black head popped up from the grasses along the median. I stopped as fast as I could! I ended up about 1/4 mile down the highway (I was hauling a small trailer) but locked the other 3 dogs in the car, and hoofed back. Pup, in the meantime, had crossed to the shoulder & after a few minutes of calling for it, it poked it's head up again. I walked up to him, said "Hey Gus, ready to go home?" and carried him back to the car - no easy thing for me, being it was hot & humid & I have MS! but I digress ... I got Gus back to my SUV, introduced him to the others & headed on down the road. I stopped at WalMart in Alexandria to pick up flea gunk & a collar & leash. That was September 2nd ... today is January 28th & Gus is now a rollicking, happy & NEUTERED 55-pound purebred black lab (9 months old or so) who has breathed life back into my 12 year old Cattledog, my 9 year old German Shepherd, and my 8 year old yellow lab mix. Gus has done more damage to my property than the storm he was named after, did, but we all love him anyway  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #1634)

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The Letter "S"

ssshhheeeeiiiiittttt  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #2512)

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Poisonous Testicles Send Japanese Diners to Hospital

I'm pretty sure that people who dine on blowfish regularly, think that it's news. Wouldn't you?  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #25)

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one word only

ask!  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #21840)

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The Letter "S"

SUPERCONDUCTIVITY (I'd never know the word if I didn't gallop a son of Seattle Slew by that name)  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #2510)

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was!  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #21838)

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Ohio firefighter quits band over Obama nod

rules are rules, and they do have to be obeyed. however, some consideration needs to be taken in account. this is, after all, a historic time and a lot of people want to pay homage to it. seriously tho. a wave and a nod isn't like he broke ranks, went over & slapped Brother on the back "WHUZZZZUP??! !"  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #10)

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one word only

found :)  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #21835)

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