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aww nah bro he's gonna stick it to the man by abusing the system g. Maybe join a yoof gang g. All goods bro c u at winz g  (Aug 5, 2014 | post #739)

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Maori Jokes

People say imitation is a form of flattery. Well im not flattered. Please do not try to duplicate other people's words to make yourself seem any more educated. That is all. Better let you go to sleep mate, the production line can be very taxing on a persons stamina without the right amount of rest. :)  (Aug 5, 2014 | post #738)

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What is the best place to punch a Maori?

Dont punch them. Hug them. Take them into your warm embrace and let them know its OK to be ugly and inferior. Let them know that the handout they are looking for is soon to come. Make love, not war my brothers.  (Jul 29, 2014 | post #24)

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Nice one bro! You got me ROFLMAO'ing!! I like how you said the maoris are a skidmark on the underpants of society! or something close to dat aye bro. aww fahhh bro. u smart allrite bro.  (Jun 17, 2014 | post #498)

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Why are Maoris so much sexier than whites?

Why do you have a fixation with brown men's penises? Who are you talking to? Me or everyone else here? Why do you seek approval from these people? Never been clubbing. no real life friends to drink with. Lolol. You're cool allright bro. You're going places in life bro. lol  (Jun 17, 2014 | post #280)

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Maori Jokes

I get it my bro, coz the pakeha guy did nothing wrong aye bro, but you was so high you thought he wuz a chicken. I say lol to that one bro. Good one.  (Jun 2, 2014 | post #454)

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Why are Maoris so much sexier than whites?

Oh how right you are my friend. Great analysis by the way. Let me correct you on a couple of things, yeah? -You didn't start with a capital letter. -You did not end 'wow' with a comma, leading me to believe you have not made time to break the sentence down, and makes me believe you are a person of limited intelligence, because you cannot string together complex sentences. The hilarity of this is that these sentences are not at all complicated. - There is a space at the end of that same sentence, followed by a full stop. This is punctually incorrect. -The word 'dull' needs a comma after it. -The word 'your' should be replaced with 'you are' or 'you're'. -Being mad at the world is no reason for me to listen to 'punk' and play video games, choose your words more carefully. Using the word 'so' was unnecessary and not relative to the context. The word 'so' in this case was used incorrectly, you should have used 'and' or 'as a result of this, you' to continue that sentence. The latter would not made any make sense, so I assume you meant 'and'. Here's an example for you of how to use 'so' correctlyand' is spelt incorrectly. -Add a space in between 'Allday'. Hyphenation in between these two word would not make sense either, so adding the space would be your best option. - I would say you should have used 'whilst' instead of 'while' but no, it would make you sound more intelligent than you really are, and you don't seem to be the quaint type. -I do not yearn for social acceptance, from athletic or 'unatheletic' losers such as yourself, who seems to be familiar with the same practices that they speak of. I would have never thought to use that to insult a person with, I've never done it before, which means it's something familiar to you, right? -"I chat to girls online allday" - Is this Implying that I don't get girls? I do not care for how many girls I get, I have a woman. That's something you care about when you're a virgin and don't know how to please a woman. I'm over that. On the bright side, I'm glad you said they were girls that I chat to, would have been more offensive if you had switched that for guys. I'm not sure whether to take this as a compliment or an insult. -Just F.Y.I, I am quite content with what I have, and who I am, and where I'm at in life. Who are you to judge anybody, you can't even put a sentence together. -Was this comment an attempt to get some kind of social status here in this forum? It makes no sense at all and is a half-assed stab at me. I'll tell you what, I'll judge your comment positive for you so you feel a sense of fulfilment. u FiniShed Wif A LOL! :D You're so smart! did you not read the initial comment you replied to? LoL OMGawwWSSHhh.omgAw wSHH IS DAT yOU KOOMADA Bro??!?!? OMggAwsSHH fancy meeting you here! how come you didnt just use ur account 'stead of posting as dus guy?  (Jun 2, 2014 | post #265)

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Where to get good weed in Auckland NZ?

ask around  (May 5, 2014 | post #267)

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