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White helps preserve proper English

I believe the proper form is, "I was graduated from college."  (Aug 5, 2009 | post #2)

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Plainfield supervisor: Plainfield supervisor pleads to pu...

At least he wasn't driving.  (Jul 1, 2009 | post #3)

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Sealed divorce record in Pa. county miles from their home...

Montgomery County is a "wealthy enclave?" It depends where you are. Certain boroughs aren't exactly garden spots.  (Jun 25, 2009 | post #6)

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Man accused of urinating on several people during Detroit...

Urine trouble now!  (Jun 11, 2009 | post #11)

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Bonnie Sweetan Faked Abduction, Used Co-Worker's ID: Woma...

And then there's this: http://en.wikipedi a.org/wiki/Charles _Stuart_(murderer)  (May 28, 2009 | post #43)

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Judge Lectures Easton Mother: Women gets house arrest aft...

http://en.wikipedi a.org/wiki/Idiocra cy  (May 22, 2009 | post #16)

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See Emeril's Chop House food

Casino prices. If somebody has cash to dump into a slot machine, they won't mind paying an arm and a leg for eats, I suppose.  (May 22, 2009 | post #2)

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Teacher Sex: North Penn High School teacher Heather Lynne...

"songs about algebra, geometry, statistics and probability" That's a crime unto itself.  (May 21, 2009 | post #7)

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Southern Lehigh to phase out German classes

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!  (May 13, 2009 | post #4)

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Mom will love you, even if you're cheap

Maxi pad mops and tp dispensers. Yeah, Mom'll like those instead of flowers.  (May 4, 2009 | post #3)

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KFC to give away pieces of new menu item on Monday

So are they changing their name to KGC?  (Apr 24, 2009 | post #7)

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Smoke forces evacuation of Whitehall's City View Diner

http://www.litterb utt.com  (Mar 26, 2009 | post #20)

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Small-town America will never fail

A container of ashes might one day be thrown from the sky, which could burn the land and boil the oceans.  (Mar 21, 2009 | post #1)

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In Pennsylvania, good manners don't come cheap

It must be difficult at times, selling alcohol to vagrants.  (Mar 10, 2009 | post #10)

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Crews responding to North Whitehall Twp. dwelling fire

"there were just two hydrants in the area, each a mile and a half from the scene" I'm not blaming the victims, but why would you buy a house so far from a hydrant? I know you have to factor in many issues when choosing where to live, but this should have been a red flag.  (Feb 27, 2009 | post #10)

Q & A with Leland Bellows

Headline:

What's all this, then?

Hometown:

Pottstown, PA

Neighborhood:

Downwind of the nukular plant

Local Favorites:

Celery, lentils, rice crackers.

I Belong To:

No club that would have me as a member.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I shun swine in the sunshine.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I am teh erudite!!!!!11!!

I'm Listening To:

And All The Pieces Matter

Read This Book:

Oil! by Upton Sinclair

Favorite Things:

Self-inflicted pitchfork wounds, Maggie Gyllenhaal, rain, gynecology, Spiro Agnew, and cold fusion.

On My Mind:

Lemurs

Blog / Website / Homepage:

http://www.freerice.com/

I Believe In:

America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. She went to the movies with him. She stayed out late. I didn't protest. Two months ago, he took her for a drive, with another boyfriend. They made her drink whiskey. And then they tried to take advantage of her. She resisted. She kept her honor. So they beat her, like an animal. When I went to the hospital, her nose was broken. Her jaw was shattered, held together by wire. She couldn't even weep because of the pain. But I wept. Why did I weep? She was the light of my life, my beautiful girl. Now she will never be beautiful again. I went to the police, like a good American. These two boys were brought to trial. The judge sentenced them to three years in prison, suspended sentence. Suspended sentence! They went free that very day! I stood in the courtroom like a fool. And those two bastards, they smiled at me. Then I said to my wife, for justice, we must go to Don Corleone.