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Sacramento, CA

my view of the world

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Hahahaha!! ha, ha... *gasp* ahem! That's good enuf for me to sign off for now!!  (Sep 5, 2013 | post #7)

Sacramento, CA

my view of the world

What's my opinion on women? I call em cumbuckets and I call their cracks cherry-red turd cutters. SO FREAKIN WHAT????? Like sex? Me too. This is how I like it. The Squeegee - You’ve just finished donating an organ to the Barking Spider Foundation. So, you stick a pin into one of her arse cheeks, causing her to clench up and scrape the sludge off your thoughtful gift as you pull out. Stairway to Heaven - Seeking salvation by eating a soft-boiled egg from your little gift from God’s holiest of holies. The Stinky Diaper - The unforgettable experience of exploring some old biddy’s bat cave and discovering a “basted wick” that’s been marinating in her pickle juice for about fifty years. Straightening the Arrow - You notice that one of your buddies is getting a tad light in the loafers so you get all of your straight friends together to kick the living shet out of him.(Fancy name for tough love.) The Strawberry Milkshake - Hurl your frothy man milk all over your knob nibbler’s face. Swiftly punch her snot-locker, giving her a bloody nose. Presto! You’ve made a strawberry milkshake! The Succubus -(A.k.a.- The Snake Charmer)- An enchanting demon that’ll suck the life out of even the strongest man and reduce him intoa sniveling tool with the lure of her hypnotic hair-pie. One day, he’ll wake up with 5 kids, 10 credit cards, a garage full of expensive junk and a fat wife wearing his balls for earrings. Suds n’ Pud - Snow White is really making your pants dance but she keeps giving you that same old runaround…(“I’m not that kind of girl.”-“I’m Catholic.”-“Stop it, arsehole.” etc, etc.) So, you lather up her armpit and phuck that instead. Surf and Turf - This occurs when you and some tub of lard are “makin’ bacon” in the outback. As you watch the rippling effect of her blubber pitch and roll with every thrust, you pretend you’re “hanging ten” on a beeyatchin’ wave. Dude! Swinging Meat - Defines either the dead carcass hanging in the rear of a speeding meat delivery truck or the meat loosely contained in a pair of worn out underwear. Table Time - You’re violating Daddy’s Little Princess over the family coffee table. Out of the blue, ask her,“What time is it?” When she looks back at you with a bewildered look on her face and squawks,“Whaaaat?? ” slam her pretty little head into the table and say,“It’s Table Time, Beeyatch!!!” Taint -(A.k.a.- Chinrest / Shunt)- That special spot between a woman’s twatt and her arsehole.(“Taint her twatt, taint her arsehole.”)  (Sep 5, 2013 | post #6)

Sacramento, CA

my view of the world

Don't forget now... Everyone has a right to mys opinions!!!  (Sep 5, 2013 | post #5)

Sacramento, CA

Judge overturns California's ban on same-sex marriage

When white supremacists attack black people, they call them the "N" word. When rednecks attack homosexuals, they call them the “F” word. They’re kinda like battle cries. I just call it as I see it. FREAKY FRUITY AND ATROCIOUS! GOT AN ARGUMENT WITH THAT, PAL? I SUGGEST YOU TAKE IT UP WITH THE MAN UPSTAIRS. I don't care about the opinions of you blowhards.  (Sep 5, 2013 | post #214436)

Sacramento, CA

Judge overturns California's ban on same-sex marriage

Laughing at homosexuals is part of our culture, whether you like it or not!! "That's so gay!!" - Stan Marsh - "South Park"  (Sep 5, 2013 | post #214435)

Sacramento, CA

Judge overturns California's ban on same-sex marriage

To find this video I literally typed 'Gayest song ever'.- mattjamco "Yes, Peter Griffin was right about this: "That&#65 279; happened and we all let it happen." - gabriel tiger "This is so gay!" - theanswerga "This is hands down the most bromantic, homoerotic&#65 279; thing I've ever witnessed." - Darrin Harris "Dick&#65 279; Bagger" - 007BlondeBond "The gayest music video of all time. " - johrdann miller "This song would be kid-friendly if they didn't look so terrifying.&#6 5279;" - seunketchup88 "Is it really gay if they both look like 2 hot chicks anyway?&#65279 ;" - Time4aKiss "According to wikipedia: In the December 1983 issue of The Face, Jagger admitted to having some homosexual&#65 279; encounters, including a sexual relationship with fellow musician David Bowie." - Jete7557 "I Googled "david&#6 5279; bowie gay with mick jagger" -LeoVonDick "Wasn't this song one of the songs played when the supreme court sided w the gays n dykes?" - sbfdman "Wow this is so gay!!" - DaveyFarha "Ok, that's enought gayness for today!" - André Coimbra "Why dont they just get it over with and kiss (gay)" - Oliver Williams "GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY!" - Tyler Geraghty  (Sep 5, 2013 | post #214434)

Sacramento, CA

my view of the world

When Jews were getting exterminated during WWII my ancestors were tucked up snuggly in their beds at home!!! Did any of your ancestors line up at those gas chambers expecting to get a nice warm shower? The only people that entered those buildings thinking, "Oh boy! I'm gonna be clean and warm and tucked up in bed soon!" were eternal optimists!! I'm not that optimistic. I'm more impulsive. I would've turned on them!! That's my opinion and I don't care if you buy it or not! THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS!! Sue me for thinking this out!!  (Sep 5, 2013 | post #4)

Sacramento, CA

my view of the world

If you can make spanking illegal... FREAKIN' DO IT!! THEN we can talk about how wrong I am! Until then... I HAVE THE LAW ON MY SIDE!! I don't care about your "opinions! "  (Sep 5, 2013 | post #3)

Sacramento, CA

my view of the world

Even in England, where pompous sheep-shaggers think they know what's best for everyone... CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IS L-E-G-A-L!!  (Sep 5, 2013 | post #2)

Sacramento, CA

my view of the world

Here's something else you can make a bad joke out of.... "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference." I could spank my child right in front of you and there's nothing you could do about it. Why? Cuz corporal punishment IS LEGAL all over the world!! So long as I didn't leave sores on my child, the police would be on MY SIDE!!! That's gotta piss you off!  (Sep 5, 2013 | post #1)

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