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Buffalo, NY

Topix Buffalo "regulars" meet-up next Allentown Artfest W...

Count me in  (Sep 26, 2013 | post #2)

Buffalo, NY

Johnny Spencer, porn scam robs woman sugar daddy facebook...

Oh my God this is the same guy that scammed me. He made me give him a hummer in the back seat of his Chevette and promised me a part in his next movie "Tranny get your gun" I never heard from him again.  (Aug 15, 2013 | post #32)

Buffalo, NY

Where Is Crazy Kaisertown Jimmy?

I ran that two bit punk out of here.  (Aug 6, 2013 | post #6)

Buffalo, NY

Man Charged With Placing Fake Bomb in Buffalo

I ran him out of here. BFLO NEOCON is next.  (Apr 8, 2013 | post #3)

Buffalo, NY

A question about Buffalo

I'm the King of Kaisertown, the beast of black bridge, war hero, author, millionaire and lifelong resident. Any questions about Buffalo and I'll know the answer.  (Dec 30, 2012 | post #11)

Buffalo, NY

Great letter teling of Obama's piss poor performance

Do you think a hurricane or being arrested would stop me from laying an ass whooping on you? Jail is my life. Kaz park tomorrow at noon. The winner gets to cut off the other ones mullet. See you than bartard.  (Oct 29, 2012 | post #18)

Buffalo, NY

Great letter teling of Obama's piss poor performance

Me and you at Black Bridge tomorrow at 1:00 pm, don't be late bone smoker.  (Oct 29, 2012 | post #9)

Buffalo, NY

Now seen at (myname) Facebook and @Buffalojimmyz

I don't know who this Jimmy character is you mealy mouth punk, but he sounds like a real pussy. I'm the only millionaire, tough guy, high school drop out, Navy Vet, and author in Kaisertown. Tell your dad to stop by and talk that shit to my face. I'll make mince meat out of him. He sounds like he likes big throbbing, meaty,veiny cocks up his tight ass. Oblahblah ate a dog,you kool aid bone smokers.  (Oct 16, 2012 | post #123)

Buffalo, NY

Now seen at (myname) Facebook and @Buffalojimmyz

We were in a pitched battle with those Muslim dune coons during Operation Desert Storm. I was back aboard the USS Iron Eagle knee deep in piss and shit cleaning out the bilge pump. When all of a sudden I heard Sergeant Hooligan bellow "kaisertown Warrior didn't I tell you to make my bed and fix my breakfast THAN clean the bilge pump" With that he dragged me upstairs by my mullet and ordered the entire platoon to take turns giving me swirlies. I hurt my shoulder trying to dislodge my mullet from the toilet and was awarded full disability. I was able to turn that 400 dollar monthly check into million of dollars. You Obama bone smoking DUMBOCRATS  (Oct 11, 2012 | post #53)

Buffalo, NY

Now seen at (myname) Facebook and @Buffalojimmyz

Are you talking to me sugar britches? You need to keep my name out your mouth. For the 134th time come talk that shit to my face. I'll turn your teeth upside down. Or did your scooter run out of gas? Read my latest book "The Kaisertown Warrior Chronicles" or the "Portable Kaisertown Warrior? I haven't decided yet. Its filled with war stories,stock tips, pictures of my family and letters to the local newspapers. My editor said I really "found my voice" with my latest letter to the Amherst Bee about the Buffalo Bills. I wrote that I hope Ralph Wilson dies, the players suck, and the fans are dupes and idiots. Now I'm going to count my money you knob gobbling rump rangers  (Oct 7, 2012 | post #51)

Buffalo, NY

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Yes he did get in trouble.Dorothy called the police on him and he was arrested. The Jew judge gave him a choice, a year in jail or join the Navy. He rose through the ranks and I came to know him as Sergeant Hooligan.  (Oct 7, 2012 | post #49)

Buffalo, NY

Now seen at (myname) Facebook and @Buffalojimmyz

Yes I bounced around in retail for the next two months, Twin Fair, Two Guys, Grants etc. I finally got a job at Arthur Treachers. Than one day I was riding home from work on my ten speed when all of a sudden out of no where the Irish Hooligan punched me in the head and knocked me off my bike. As I lay there in a heap he ate the fish dinner that I stold. As he was wiping his greasy fingers off on my mullet he yelled "Kaisertown Warrior your bike doesn't have a seat on it" I didn't have a good answer. He than kicked me in the forehead and ripped my Arthur Treachers uniform off my back. The next day I went to work with a huge cartoon bump on my head and a tattered uniform that I tried to sew back together and the homo dick farmer, manager fired me.  (Oct 2, 2012 | post #30)

Buffalo, NY

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Me and the Jew manager had words. He told me "I will not allow you to bag groceries with that matted down, greasy, coonskin cap with bits of garbage in it" I explained to him that it wasn't a coonskin cap but my mullet. He said they "were going in a different direction" and the filthy coon loving kike let me go. That's how I became a war hero, author and millionaire  (Sep 28, 2012 | post #21)

Buffalo, NY

Now seen at (myname) Facebook and @Buffalojimmyz

Yes I was in the Navy. After failing 7th grade again my mother told me "Kaisertown Warrior you turn 18 next year you're getting a job or joining the service" I lasted two weeks at Loblaws before I got fired. I applied to every branch of the military before they could find a hat to fit my bulbous head. That's how I ended up a war hero in the Navy. You mulatto loving, kool-aid drinking dick hoarders.  (Sep 27, 2012 | post #17)