Apr 2, 2008
Next time he drives by just throw a bunch of nails under his tires, when he gets out to ask you WTF your problem is you can introduce yourself. That's how I met my last three girlfriends....and by girlfriends, I just mean wimmins I am currently stalking =P (Aug 22, 2012 | post #2)
Or soap (Aug 22, 2012 | post #396)
This a pretty shitty post, lots of people gain weight as they live life. If you haven't thats great, but to put someone name on here just to call them fat is pretty fcuked And no I am not Hope, nor do I know anyone by that name. (Aug 15, 2012 | post #5)
Was just talking about this place the other day, it just seems like the perfect spot for cops to bust drunk drivers on their way home. It's not like it's really walking distance from anywhere, just thought it was a strange place for a drinking establishment. (Aug 15, 2012 | post #5)
I am going to start a petition that says numbnutz has to change it's name to "idiot-they " =] (Aug 15, 2012 | post #10)
I've always heard and read that wimmins have a higher tolerance for pain than men do, I know I couldn't squeeze no babies out of my vagina.....not that I have one of those....or have ever seen one up close =( (Aug 15, 2012 | post #69)
Is there a reason you hyphenated idiot and they? That just seems like an odd place to put a hyphen. (Aug 10, 2012 | post #7)
Why do I get the feeling that all three posts were made by the same person?? (Jul 27, 2012 | post #4)
Probably gonna need it this year, I think the teacher put part of their Christmas list on this paper. (Jul 18, 2012 | post #2)
Why not, everything else is on facebook. You should also try Craigslist and Rollanet, and if you do make a facebook page you can look for a group called West Plains Yardsale and advertise there as well. Good Luck (Jul 10, 2012 | post #2)
"FYI" That was a very nicely thought out (all though some what jumbled together) post. Now let me sit here and judge it for you since you are of the belief that that is all I do. First I will answer your question about whether or not I am a Dr. well I am not licensed here in the U.S.A. but I have practiced medicine in four different third world countries.... and Alabama. What I do have that is of more use than a degree in medicine is common sense, you see common sense dictates that a person capable of moving to feed themselves would also be capable of moving to get their heart rate up a bit and little by little burn off calories and stored up fat. I am fully aware that there are some people with heart conditions or severe asthma that would prevent them from really exercising. But that is not the case for most people that are over-fat, for the majority it comes down to people not wanting to put in the work it really takes to lose the fat that the have built up. As for starting a class for fat smelly people, why in the name all the gods in the world would I want to do that? As it is I do my nose the service of avoiding those smells when I see them walking towards me, there is no way I would want to lock myself in room full of smelly/gross bastards and talk to them about how to duct tape a piece of soap to a stick so that they can reach their ass crack. And even if I were that psychotic, do you honestly think any of them would peel themselves off of their sweat-stained couch to go to a class like that? No....not unless there were free food involved. Now I am depressed after having read your post, I think I will forego the next eight weeks worth of showers. (Jul 8, 2012 | post #26)
I wanna funk yo junk.
That chick who works at G&W, That other smelly one at Alco, and that chunky chick I saw walking down the street...
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