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Inexpensive gift ideas

Ya can print up a bunch of "Free Turkey Dinner" coupons on your home computer...hand em out to a bunch of sterno bums and have that """ Special" "" relatives address listed....really, it is priceless...!!!  (17 hrs ago | post #8)

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Mass. woman sees image of Jesus on her iron

Don't steam me Jesus, cause I'm already steamed..!!!" ...Ralph Kramden...  (18 hrs ago | post #19)

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Mcdonalds is gross

Does this mean the whole "The Other Whitemeat" campaign is a lie..?????.. :o  (18 hrs ago | post #56)

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Man apparently tried to haul away ATM

Thanks, for a minute there I thought he was trying to dig up Clara Blandick's body...weird....  (18 hrs ago | post #9)

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Any Thanksgiving day brawls this year?

I wrestled with getting the turkey into the roaster....does that count..??  (Saturday | post #18)

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'Flat Daddy' sees baby born

If they cut a circle out where the fathers face is and all the neighborhood guys start taking pictures with their heads inserted that baby is gonna be a bit confused...!!!  (Saturday | post #9)

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Giraffe Arrives at Tulsa Zoo With Crooked Neck

When transporting Giraffe always check bridge clearance along the route..!!  (Thursday Nov 26 | post #2)

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Dad leaves boy, 5, in truck; goes to strip club

Next time take the kid in with ya...the girls will flock ..!!!!....it's like taking a puppy to the park..! wow  (Thursday Nov 26 | post #14)

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STUFF THIS!!-------(Thanksgiving, TURKEY, songs)

Why does my turkey basterd keep going soft...???? :o  (Thursday Nov 26 | post #15)

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Would you Do It With Your Sister?

Not a chance...!!!!...not only is she my sister but she is also my daughter...and that would be sick...!!!!  (Thursday Nov 26 | post #16)

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STUFF THIS!!-------(Thanksgiving, TURKEY, songs)

My bird likes to poultry all the time...!!! SHCWAyyyyyyyy..ATT TT http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=bDbpz jbXUZI  (Thursday Nov 26 | post #13)

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What do you like most on a date.....?

so,,,,terbo...is it older men or weightlifters..??? ? SCHwaaaaaayyy!!!!  (Sunday Nov 22 | post #78)

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Things NOT to do with a TURKEY BASTERD

Never use it to baste a ham....justy(tm) looks wrong.... :( do mashed potatoes work in a polish cannon..??? :D forgive me fodder...for I have schwayyyyed..!  (Sunday Nov 22 | post #2)

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What's the deal with chicken and turkey?

Ya gotta excuse him, he is always a bit fowl..  (Sunday Nov 22 | post #14)

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Would you eat a turd for a million dollars?

Odd scatistic...money talks and bull shyt ,,,,ahhh....gets eaten..!!  (Sunday Nov 22 | post #8)