Jul 8, 2014
John Colby Profile
Turns me on, too......... (11 hrs ago | post #661)
Boy, can I come up with the stupidest names imaginable for my colon puppets. However, NO ONE can take the time to ARCHIVE worthless drivel as I! If I could get minimum wage for the hours I spend archiving, I could get off welfare. (12 hrs ago | post #15)
Ummm, ummm...Becky, bbbecky, ummm, gargle...you can sit with me and Phatty. There's lots of room since no one comes near us. (Yesterday | post #16)
They'll be blown away by my LinkedIn page! It's the best piece of fiction that has ever squirted out of my ass. (Yesterday | post #10)
Besame culo, gavacho! (Saturday | post #7)
You're a lot like me. You don't contribute anything of material value while you tell others how their money should be spent. You have all the answers to society's ills----as long as someone else has to pay for it as well support you in the process. You, like most of the rest of us professional bums DON'T want to work. None of the participants in Bumfest 2010 would have taken a job, except at gunpoint. There's no way I'd work----two decades of welfare and counting........ (Saturday | post #34)
Give me your address and I'll waddle on over. :) (Saturday | post #4)
Keep voting for me, 'Pooper", I appreciate it. (Friday Nov 21 | post #30)
I love answering my own posts. Oops, I just did it again..... (Wednesday Nov 19 | post #16)
Got Do-Henry? I've got the lisps/lips for it. (Wednesday Nov 19 | post #3)
I'm still stalking DBS/TMC's Do-Henry. I'll even wear the merkin. (Wednesday Nov 19 | post #159)
I voted for myself a couple of more times, or was it a couple of my sock puppets? (Wednesday Nov 19 | post #28)
As does your dog. Your point is?? (Tuesday Nov 18 | post #28)
I complain all the time, but no one even cares. When a few (28) of my neighbors complain that my stalking, making up lies, peeping in the windows, illegally recording them and scaring their children, I get EVICTED!! Where's the justice in that? Whine, snivel...... (Tuesday Nov 18 | post #800)
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Schtupping my sister since '79
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Getting offended and getting even.
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