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Santa Cruz, CA

SV Teacher "Buzz" still stalking topix users

Turns me on, too.........  (11 hrs ago | post #661)

Santa Cruz, CA

DBS/TMC is still stalking

Boy, can I come up with the stupidest names imaginable for my colon puppets. However, NO ONE can take the time to ARCHIVE worthless drivel as I! If I could get minimum wage for the hours I spend archiving, I could get off welfare.  (12 hrs ago | post #15)

Santa Cruz, CA

Becky Johnson: The Grinch Who Stole Thanksgiving

Ummm, ummm...Becky, bbbecky, ummm, gargle...you can sit with me and Phatty. There's lots of room since no one comes near us.  (Yesterday | post #16)

Santa Cruz, CA

DBS/TMC is still stalking

They'll be blown away by my LinkedIn page! It's the best piece of fiction that has ever squirted out of my ass.  (Yesterday | post #10)

Santa Cruz, CA

Becky Johnson: The Grinch Who Stole Thanksgiving

Besame culo, gavacho!  (Saturday | post #7)

Santa Cruz, CA

Santa Cruz council expands stay-away orders for parks, be...

You're a lot like me. You don't contribute anything of material value while you tell others how their money should be spent. You have all the answers to society's ills----as long as someone else has to pay for it as well support you in the process. You, like most of the rest of us professional bums DON'T want to work. None of the participants in Bumfest 2010 would have taken a job, except at gunpoint. There's no way I'd work----two decades of welfare and counting........  (Saturday | post #34)

Santa Cruz, CA

Becky Johnson: The Grinch Who Stole Thanksgiving

Give me your address and I'll waddle on over. :)  (Saturday | post #4)

Santa Cruz, CA

Who has helped the homeless the most?

Keep voting for me, 'Pooper", I appreciate it.  (Friday Nov 21 | post #30)

Santa Cruz, CA

Santa Cruz council expands stay-away orders for parks, be...

I love answering my own posts. Oops, I just did it again.....  (Wednesday Nov 19 | post #16)

Santa Cruz, CA

DBS/TMC is still stalking

Got Do-Henry? I've got the lisps/lips for it.  (Wednesday Nov 19 | post #3)

Santa Cruz, CA

Buzz stalks as "John Colby"

I'm still stalking DBS/TMC's Do-Henry. I'll even wear the merkin.  (Wednesday Nov 19 | post #159)

Santa Cruz, CA

Who has helped the homeless the most?

I voted for myself a couple of more times, or was it a couple of my sock puppets?  (Wednesday Nov 19 | post #28)

Santa Cruz, CA

On the 40th day of X-mas (DBS version)

Yesss.....  (Wednesday Nov 19 | post #14)

Santa Cruz, CA

TBSC must be doing something right

As does your dog. Your point is??  (Tuesday Nov 18 | post #28)

Santa Cruz, CA

Take Back Santa Cruz/Greiner Archive

I complain all the time, but no one even cares. When a few (28) of my neighbors complain that my stalking, making up lies, peeping in the windows, illegally recording them and scaring their children, I get EVICTED!! Where's the justice in that? Whine, snivel......  (Tuesday Nov 18 | post #800)

Q & A with John Colby

Headline:

Schtupping my sister since '79

Hometown:

POS Van

Neighborhood:

Lurking on Grandview

Local Favorites:

SC Diner dumpster'

I Belong To:

the voices in my head.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm spamming FOI's, clamming and gargling 'do-henrys"and panhandling.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

It will lower your I.Q. significantly.

I'm Listening To:

the voices in my head.

Read This Book:

"John Colby School of Failure"

Favorite Things:

Getting offended and getting even.

On My Mind:

Stalking

Blog / Website / Homepage:

Chimp Advocacy.com

I Believe In:

the power of FOI's.