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Obama hopes Gates, policeman can work things out over beer

Agreed, then again a little humble pie is good for the soul as well.  (Jul 27, 2009 | post #39)

Chicago Tribune

Obama hopes Gates, policeman can work things out over beer

No, non alcoholic beer smacks of reverse discrimination and Obama isn't that stupid. I'd suggest maybe an apĂ©ritif instead.  (Jul 27, 2009 | post #36)

Chicago Tribune

Henry Louis Gates case: Should yelling at a cop be a crime?

Gates was probably tired and cranky after his long trip back. The last thing he needed was to find himself locked out of his own home when he was so looking forward to taking a quick shower and getting some much needed sleep in the comfort of his own home. I'd be a little upset in his position as well. It seems that he overreacted. It was reported elsewhere that the address on his ID did not match the address of his residence giving the officer some cause for suspicion. My real disappointment was with Obama. He's an attorney, and to call the officer stupid without knowing all the facts is not a very professional response.  (Jul 25, 2009 | post #13)

Chicago Tribune

Some drivers hit jackpot with 'Cash for Clunkers' program

You can't say that either. A foreign manufacturer might take those profits and build or expand another plant here in America. Conversely, an American manufacturer might take those profits and expand their production overseas. The automotive market is truly international.  (Jul 25, 2009 | post #162)

Chicago Tribune

The moon we forgot

We need to declare war on the moon and build a vast armada to invade and subdue it. That's what got us out of the last great depression and I'm sure it will also work this time around. I'm also quite certain that there is an obelisk buried on the dark side of the moon that will reveal a vastly superior, almost godlike race, once discovered  (Jul 20, 2009 | post #21)

Chicago Tribune

40-year anniversaries: Why going to Wal-Mart means more t...

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Walmart shoppers.  (Jul 18, 2009 | post #42)

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Postcards from a remarkable life

Very moving story. I hope she gets all her works published. That woman is a treasure. Thank god she's being taken of.  (Jul 18, 2009 | post #33)

Chicago Tribune

Safest U.S. city: Irvine, Calif., voted safest 5 years st...

Absolutely, now if he'd gone with mauve then there would have been no issue.  (Jul 11, 2009 | post #2)

Chicago Tribune

Palin signs gun rights bill, then appears on gun rights r...

"A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state...." Ummm, did I say something? According to the most recent decision by the supreme court on the issue, apparently not.  (Jul 11, 2009 | post #67)

Chicago Tribune

Tech 101: How a denial-of-service cyber attack works, and...

Oh yeah, your computer was definitely involved here, I can see the guilt all over its monitor. You're just gonna have to fess up and turn your computer over to the local authorities for a hard drive cavity search. Yes, its painful and humiliating, but those are the breaks. Resistance is futile, you WILL be absorbed by the Borg.  (Jul 9, 2009 | post #5)

Michael Jackson

Limbaugh Points Out Michael Jackson Died During the "Firs...

Hmmm, good point about the morons in Bush Junior administration, I'd forgotten about that statistic.  (Jul 4, 2009 | post #1148)

Michael Jackson

Limbaugh Points Out Michael Jackson Died During the "Firs...

Spores that have gotten inside his brain and turned it to mush.  (Jul 4, 2009 | post #1147)

Michael Jackson

Limbaugh Points Out Michael Jackson Died During the "Firs...

Yes, but was it by design?  (Jul 4, 2009 | post #1072)

Michael Jackson

Limbaugh Points Out Michael Jackson Died During the "Firs...

Well Jim, its clear that despite your advanced education, your writing skills could use some improvement... its suckah, not sucka or heaven forbid, the really old school term...sucker.  (Jul 4, 2009 | post #1058)

Michael Jackson

Limbaugh Points Out Michael Jackson Died During the "Firs...

Oh but there is, just look at the evidence...How many white entertainers died under the administrations of white presidents? Let's not forget about the death of Marylin Monroe, talk about a conspiracy now... Well, its time for the orderlies to retighen the restraints around my body. I was able to work them pretty loose this time and get over to the keyboard by the nurse's station.  (Jul 4, 2009 | post #1054)

Q & A with Joe Guzzardo

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Illinois Pride - Yes we WILL!

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Ursa Minor

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Milky Way

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Champs-Elysees

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my creditors

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I'm on Valium

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I'm very witty and insightful

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415 Cntrl Pk - Steve Grossman

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Head First Design Patterns

Favorite Things:

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright colored packages all tied up with strings

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sex

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Torah