What if it was solar powered and dispensed ice cubes as well????????? (Friday | post #102)
Photos suggest Mars was once all wet
Ethel Merman??????? Joan Rivers??????Cynthia Lennon????? Marge Simpson?????? (Friday | post #21)
Billy Joel plays first of 2 final concerts at Shea
In Joels final Shea concert tomorrow , he plans to "re-inact " the famous 1965 Beatles concert by donning a beatle wig and, using former Hermans Hermits band members also wearing Fab Four costumes, will perform a medley of Beatle hits in exact sequence that the fab four used in their historic show. "I always dreamed that I should have been the 5th or 6th Beatle, but I married Chritie Brinkley and got a little sidetracked " said an excited beatle wigged Joel at his press conference at the Plaza Hotel just moments ago. (Friday | post #67)
Andy Dick Suspected Of Sexual Battery
Dick, who in fact modified his fist name in 1999 to Andy from (formerly ) Any ...........has had a string of Dick related names and aliases in an attempt to disguise his obvious perversions and fascination with pooh pooh. Dick was caught in a Joplin Mo. Hotel room nude with two trained sea otters in 1998, and again apprehended in Salt lake city, nude and sitting in a hotel room bathtub full of raw squid. The comedian formly known as Any Dick, will face Los Angeles superior court judge Lance Ito today on his new charges. (Friday | post #16)
Yes....but rumour has it he is really John Ritter....you see, We believe , and have viable information that Ritter faked his death in order to escape a 6 year contract he had signed to appear on "Lifetime " in a string of movies............ .We have information that Ritter indeed faked his death, dyed his hair jet black and took on the persona of Mays.........who , incidentally has absolutely NO background, social security number or discernable fingerprints...... .. (Friday | post #146)
Screw You Guys..... I'm Going Home
AH HA.....the plot really thickens here.....Jedi leaves mysteriously and w/o any reasonable explanation....then .........Marylyn posts this.......coincidence????????I THINK NOT.............There is something more, something much, much more involved in this than any of us could posiibly even fathom ......this could, if leaked out....rattle the very foundation of the mighty halls of congress, and stuff......... (Friday | post #77)
Who was the baddest cowboy ever on TV or in the movies
The black one on Pee-Wees playhouse. (Friday | post #321)
Due to topix error, the following was omitted to finish the above post ,....."I just want to try out my new battery operated pencil sharpener big boy" (Friday | post #100)
Mark spitz, the winner of a record 5 gold medals at the 1978 olympics, has actually broken out his famous red white and blue speedo's he wore in his epic Olympic triumph. Spitz, now 66, has been chosen by NASA to train for the proposed 2010 Manned mission to Mars and in case water is finally actually discovered on the planet, will act as NASA's first "Swimstronaut " . His training is set to begin at Jet Propulsion lab in Pasadena California and will coincide with Comedian Jerry Seinfelds training to become the 1st Jew Comedian Astronaut on the same mission. (Friday | post #98)
Photos suggest Mars was once all wet
Just in case, NASA has located former Olympic gold medalist Mark Spitz, now 67 to begin training at Jet propulsion laboratory in Pasadena for a possible manned Mars mission where the agile ex olypian would be the missions designated "swimstronaut " Spitz, found working in a Houston Dollar General store said he was "thrilled " to be chosen as the mars Swimstronaut and broke out his famous red white and blue Olympic "speedo's that now need considerably more elasatic he commented. (Friday | post #19)
Jolie 'Laughing' During Twins Delivery - Entertainment News Sto...
Jolie, who apparently finds gore and bloody surgery funny, once laughed hysterically while watching her uncles lung transplant operation on closed circuit TV, and often purchases pig cadavers as "Gag gifts" that she gift wraps and delivers with scalpels and surgical gloves to close friends. It was rumoured that while dating fellow oddball Billy Bob Thornton, the pair actually wore neclaces with ampules of Abraham Lincolns blood in them. (Friday | post #63)
If I have an older analog television, will I have to throw it a...
Try leaving an analog in the restroom (Friday | post #2)
Fox confirms Jackson used the N-word in crude off-air remarks a...
Researching the 55 billion words uttered by Jackson since 1999 was painstaking, but does show a pattern of "N' Word abuse. My research team here at the university of "N' words came across at least 7000 instances from Jackson. For instance, he once called his father "NUCKLEHEAD " at a family picnic when his dad burned the BBQ CArp, and on another occasion, yelled "Nincompoop " at his sister Janet when she accidentally tossed out a Five dollar winning scratch off ticket. Recently , however, Jackson has been undergoing therapy and behaviour modification for his blatant misuse of "N' Words and his doctor and therapist says that there has been remakable progress, citing last months attempted mugging of the Reverand in Washington by a black robber. Jackson , after being robbed, ran after the youth shouting "I'll get you , you Miggah" (Friday | post #108)
