Jeronimo Dan

El Paso Times

Halloween candy buyback to benefit soldiers

If the guy wasn't gay, he must have been very low on the pay scale to have to revert to prostitution. They need to pay their employees enough to make ends meet... Uh, maybe that didn't sound right either.  (Sunday Nov 1 | post #20)

El Paso Times

SC man drives 80 miles to give explosives to cops

No one needs friends this honest!  (Saturday Oct 24 | post #2)

El Paso Times

Woman flashes $27,000 at Mass. bar, gets robbed

Kinda of like the song "I came home late last night and there was a old horse in the stall where my old hoss should be. When I ask my little darling wife about it, she told me you drunken fool, it ain't nothing but a milk cow you grandmother gave to me. well, I've been around this old world a hundred times, or more, but I've never seen a saddle on a milk cow before!  (Saturday Oct 24 | post #18)

El Paso Times

Caring burglar returns ashes to grieving mom

I'm an old man now and never wanted any recognition for the life I've led and only wanted to be cremated and on my box the words of: "Just, Kiss My Ashes", now that's not asking too much, is it?  (Saturday Oct 24 | post #3)

El Paso Times

Caring burglar returns ashes to grieving mom

Well, it's evident his Mom did...  (Saturday Oct 24 | post #2)

El Paso Times

World Wrestling Entertainment CEO vs. Sen. Christopher Dodd in ...

I'd vote for a Afghanistan Taliban terrorist (which wouldn't be any worst for our country) than Chris Dodd! This fast talking crook should be run out of our country!  (Sep 27, 2009 | post #2)

El Paso Times

Juarez: Gated bar district is safest place to socialize

This does not bode well for the Mexican and US authority's. Neither is doing really anything to bring justice to our countries. I read where the US is removing 384 Border Agents from our Southern Border. Now, is this really progress for either country? Mexico and US is making big money on the laws against drugs, but we of both countries are suffering because both governments are about as crooked as any time in our history...get all of those who serve in our countries out of office, even if WE have to ban together for a revolution.  (Sep 27, 2009 | post #13)

El Paso Times

13-year veteran of El Paso County Sheriff's Office allegedly so...

And you my friend sound as though you may have applied to be a cop, but just didn't cut the criteria and physical capabilities?  (Sep 27, 2009 | post #38)

El Paso Times

13-year veteran of El Paso County Sheriff's Office allegedly so...

What's your address and I'll send you, your nickle back.  (Sep 27, 2009 | post #37)

El Paso Times

13-year veteran of El Paso County Sheriff's Office allegedly so...

You're correct in every statement you have made. These officers are like anything else in a big barrel, 99.9% are honest and want nothing, but do a good job and protect the public, but there's always that.01% and they don't last long.  (Sep 27, 2009 | post #36)

El Paso Times

Convicted serial killer David L. Wood's mental capacity is life...

Talk about qualify for mentally retared...  (Aug 28, 2009 | post #17)

El Paso Times

Convicted serial killer David L. Wood's mental capacity is life...

Maybe Erica would like to change places with him?  (Aug 28, 2009 | post #16)

El Paso Times

2 Juarez shooting victims brought to El Paso

Unless it a matter of life, or death why would anyone enter Mexico, especially Juarez?  (Aug 28, 2009 | post #8)

Carlsbad Current-Argus

Police identify suspect in Carlsbad murder case

I hope next time you don't sugar coat what your feelings are...just tell it like it is.  (Jul 12, 2009 | post #17)

Carlsbad Current-Argus

For the Record: July 9

I hope Mark Twain Woodard is able to write us a short story of his adventures. I know they'll be thrilling if writes about "That Dog Will Hunt" as he sure as hell won't stay on the front porch!  (Jul 12, 2009 | post #1)