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Jehovah's Witness

Bible Truth #4 - from Genesis 1

That I can outperform anyone at anything, totally control the environment that I am in, turn water into wine, walk on water, raise the dead, fly like no other and I am the fastest and best problem solver that has ever walked the earth. Do you think no one was watching while I was working, everyone around me was watching and learning new ways at the same time. Turning total chaos into paradise is what I do best.  (22 hrs ago | post #93)

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Did Jesus CONFIRM or DENY he was God?

Maybe you should read the Bible mankind is clearly said to be headed down damnation road like zombies in a fog walking off a cliff and destruction of God's kingdom is what mankind does best according to the daily news.  (22 hrs ago | post #92)

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Why we JWs are so HAPPY!

The evidence I left in my wake is gigantic and so wide and deep that no one but Christ could have done such things.  (23 hrs ago | post #3016)

Jehovah's Witness

Why we JWs are so HAPPY!

I am an extremely good comedian because I make fun of every evil thing mankind does.  (23 hrs ago | post #3015)

Jehovah's Witness

Why we JWs are so HAPPY!

It is standard procedure that when someone does something strange and unusual like pick a fight with the judicial system to send that person for an evaluation which is fine by me because it verifies that I am not insane but extremely sane. And then they are dumb enough to take me to trial where I represent myself and mop the floor with them before walking out with a few scratches on me in a bloody robe. Maybe you did not read the Bible and certainly don't understand it.  (23 hrs ago | post #3014)

Jehovah's Witness

Why we JWs are so HAPPY!

I stand against those who have turned mankind into zombies who cannot think logically or act humanely, if that is being a Jerk then so be it.  (23 hrs ago | post #3013)

Jehovah's Witness

Why we JWs are so HAPPY!

Satan has taught you to believe that Christ can actually fly through the air, walk on water, turn water into wine, make bread magically appear out of 2 fish and raise the dead. Men cannot do those things and neither can Christ but I can do those things as a figure of speech and the results would be no less than miraculous. You don't like to hear the truth and you believe everything you have been taught and by the way not even one person was gassed to death in the Holocaust and that's a proven fact but you think they killed 6 million Jews that way.  (23 hrs ago | post #3012)

Jehovah's Witness

Why we JWs are so HAPPY!

I modified and automated the machinery so it would go faster than it did. Yes I usually get a 72 hour or even 20 day mental health evaluation which verifies that I am not insane but the sanest person they ever evaluated much to the judges dismay.  (Friday | post #3001)

Jehovah's Witness

Why we JWs are so HAPPY!

I do not commit crimes so I cannot get convicted and walking through prison walls is something I do quickly every time. I also don't give the police an opportunity to use their weapons or rough me up because as they say I am the calmest person they ever arrested. Of course when I go to court I rough up the police, judge and prosecution as well as witnesses with the sharpest tongue that has ever walked into a courtroom. I challenge the authorities that everyone else enables and follows. I do not work in the baking industry anymore, I work on stages and in theaters in support of the finest performers on earth and I am one of the best at that as well.  (Friday | post #3000)

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The Most Accurate of ALL Translations!

I need to teach mankind all new things that you never heard anyone else teach before. That is exactly what I have been doing everywhere I have worked and turning chaos into paradise has not been that difficult for me to attain.  (Thursday | post #538)

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Did Jesus DIE- or float off to Paradise?

Jesus got his Assets kicked in when he went to court and I did not, as hard as they tried I just over ruled the jury verdicts and walked away into the wilderness. When I go to court the judge and the prosecution fear me not the other way around and I have been to court at least 30 times and I don't lose no matter how many people are standing against me.  (Thursday | post #204)

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Did Jesus CONFIRM or DENY he was God?

You hate just as those before you hated Jesus and you don't want to change anything do you?  (Thursday | post #90)

Jehovah's Witness

Did Jesus CONFIRM or DENY he was God?

Well I am a super man who is guided and assisted by God and has fulfilled at least 300 prophecies. What proof do you have that some guy named Jesus was sinless or did anything at all to make this a better world?  (Thursday | post #89)

Jehovah's Witness

Bible Truth #4 - from Genesis 1

Their is No evidence that a man named Jesus ever did what the Bible said he did and if you think a dead man can save the world you are delusional. I have been connected to the maker of this earth since the day I was born and I proved that as a fact at least 500 times in front of a thousand people.  (Thursday | post #90)

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Headline:

The Prince of Peace

Hometown:

US Bible Belt

I Belong To:

God

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I am the truth and the way.

I'm Listening To:

God the father

Read This Book:

The Bible is the only great book I ever read.

On My Mind:

The New World and waking the zombies from the trance they are in.

I Believe In:

God the father who sent me to save all of you.