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Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

abe kaha gye sab ke sab yaar.........miss u guys ......kya be koi to tapak jaao abhi...  (Sep 25, 2013 | post #4173)

Dil Dosti karlo masti

helloo frnds........kaise ho yaar sab....n baki sab log kaha hai....wo thread to faadu wala ganda ho gya .......s  (Sep 5, 2013 | post #1024)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO ALL ..............  (Aug 14, 2013 | post #3812)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

hellooo frnds.........hope u all njoing ur sunday,,....have a nice day.....n all the bewda party 1-1 shot apun ki taraf se mar lena.......baki shreef log......watch movie n njoyyyyyyyyyy....  (Aug 11, 2013 | post #3755)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

abe bewdi kitni baar bola h kam piya kar........stak jaati h teri pee k....  (Aug 9, 2013 | post #3722)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

kya balle balle be........wo bhaag milkha bhaag wale style mai aaj kal mug bhar rahe hote h........abe ye koi bolne wali baat h agar pena chod diya to apun ka switch off ho jaaega........roj shaam ko 7 baje ke baad bas yahi kaam karta hu......tu bata tera kaisa chal raha hai....  (Aug 9, 2013 | post #3721)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

mai to abhi dubai pahuch gya......tu kaha rahta hai be......kitne saalo baad dikhai dia idhar....  (Aug 9, 2013 | post #3720)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

are yaar tere ko koi or samajh liya tha............khair chalo kaisa h..  (Aug 9, 2013 | post #3685)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

mausam mast h bhai.........anhi gulf mai aa gya hu yaha jyada nahi bas 47c ka temp. hai...........abe apun ka wo bewda bhai kidhar h ..........n sorry bro galat banda samajh liya........ye to 2 diff. ho gye yaar.......khair chalo accha hai.......  (Aug 9, 2013 | post #3684)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

kya karu bhai time hi ni milta..........busy like hell nowdays.........band baji padi h........teri kavita kaisi chal ri h...  (Aug 8, 2013 | post #3664)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

51. Do you know the definition of statutory rape? 52. Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? 53. You look younger than you feel. 54. Perhaps you're just out of practice. 55. You sweat more than a galloping stallion! 56. They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash. 57. Now I know why he/she dumped you... 58. Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? 59. You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. 60. What tampon? 61. Have you ever considered liposuction? 62. And to think, I didn't even have to buy you dinner! 63. What are you planning to make for breakfast? 64. I have a confession... 65. I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! 66. Are those real or am I just behind the times? 67. Were you by any chance repressed as a child? 68. Is that a hanging sculpture? 69. You'll still vote for me, won't you? 70. Did I mention my transsexual operation? 71. I really hate women who actually think sex means something! 72. Did you come yet, dear? 73. I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about... 74. A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! 75. Does this count as a date? 76. Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! 77. Hic! I need another beer for this please. 78. I think biting is romantic- don't you? 79. Q: You can cook, too right? A: (Whaddaya think I'm doin'?) 80. When would you like to meet my parents? 81. Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... Woman: .... Er... Yourself? 82. Have you seen "Fatal Attraction"? 83. Sorry about the name tags, I'm not very good with names. 84. Don't mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. 85. (in a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? 86. I hope I didn't forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? 87. Don't worry, my dog's really friendly for a Doberman. 88. Sorry but I don't do toes! 89. You could at least ACT like you're enjoying it! 90. Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! 91. Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper... 92. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer." 93. So that's why they call you MR. Flash! 94. My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! 95. Is this a sin, too? 96. I've slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! 97. Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn? 98. Long kisses clog my sinuses... 99. Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise... 100. How long do you plan to be "almost there"? 101. You mean you're NOT my blind date? --  (Aug 8, 2013 | post #3663)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

kya be bewdi kaise h..........n haa aarnav bewda bro kaisa h.......n max.......n reshma khan i think i know u not sure....btw kaise ho sabhi..  (Aug 8, 2013 | post #3662)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

101 Things One Should Never Say During Sex" 1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn ever hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 12. (in the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. Z ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 24. (preparing to use peanut butter sexually) But I just steam-cleaned this couch! 25. Got any penicillin? 26. But I just brushed my teeth... 27. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 28. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! 29. I want a baby! 30. So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! 31. (in a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? 32. Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... 33. Did you know the ceiling needs painting? 34. I think you have it on backwards. 35. When is this supposed to feel good? 36. Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! 37. You're good enough to do this for a living! 38. Is that blood on the headboard? 39. Did I remember to take my pill? 40. Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? 41. I wish we got the Playboy channel... 42. That leak better be from the waterbed! 43. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! 44. But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. 45. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? 46. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.. 47. No, really... I do this part better myself! 48. It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate! 49. This would be more fun with a few more people.. 50. You're almost as good as my ex!  (Aug 8, 2013 | post #3661)

Dil-Dosti-Dance {an interactive thread for best buddies}

EID MUBARAK dosto......kaise ho sab log............  (Aug 8, 2013 | post #3659)