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Flatwoods, KY

Zombies on Church house hill

I havent seen em, but I ran over a pile of zombie shit in the middle of the road last week. So I know that they are there!  (Feb 4, 2012 | post #5)

Greenup, KY

Christopher Maynard (Woodel) arrested for stealing AGAIN!

what was he busted for before? If I find out that he gets out of jail, I'm gonna take a dump on his face  (Jan 21, 2012 | post #2)

Ashland, KY

Where can I find breast milk?

I like me some turd juice!! MMMMMM  (Jan 7, 2012 | post #2)

Ashland, KY


I've tried to OD before. I ate 17 medium size turds in 2 hours, but all I did was throw up  (Jan 7, 2012 | post #57)

Ashland, KY

Plane lands on greenup ave.

Where can a fella find some fresh turds around here?  (Oct 6, 2011 | post #1)

Flatwoods, KY

Groups focus on funding for two black history murals

How bout if I stick a couple of turds on the floodwall? Maybe paint some faces on them.  (Sep 19, 2011 | post #20)

Flatwoods, KY

Bulletin boards

I make bulletin boards out of dried turds I have collected. You can put a note on one if you want.  (Sep 19, 2011 | post #3)

Flatwoods, KY

How to pick up women in Flatwoods

I always pooped in the road and waited for them to come look at it. Usually, they would poop beside it if they thought nobody was looking, then I would let them know it was my poop, and they got turned on.  (Sep 19, 2011 | post #8)

Flatwoods, KY

Headshop in Flatwoods?

Hey, I'm working on getting the funding for a turd shop down there. I'll have all kinds, fresh, old, big, small, and even some from historic figures. Hope you all stop by, and look at my shit!  (Sep 19, 2011 | post #9)

Flatwoods, KY

people living in camper by ballpark

Hey, leave the campers alone. I just wish they would quit pooping in the road.  (Sep 19, 2011 | post #17)

Lucasville, OH

Airplane lands on 23!

I have fresh turds for sale! Also purchasing fresh turds, all shapes and sizes!  (Sep 19, 2011 | post #1)

Lucasville, OH

Lucasville Bottomers Poops in Yards?

If you guys can sneak in there and get me some turds, I'm paying top dollar for em!  (Sep 19, 2011 | post #3)

Lucasville, OH

rats for sale

I have some turds for sale. Limited quantity.(For now}  (Sep 19, 2011 | post #2)

Ashland, KY

lets put carter ave. beverage center out of business

All them peoples that aint us eat their own poop  (Sep 19, 2011 | post #79)