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Returning back to Somalia to either fight for us or against us, is the only way to achieve a society in which Somalis will not be treated as a permanent underclass in a foreign country. Unless the Somali people denounce clanism based nonsense, as you see in these threads, Somalis will remain entrapped within systematic models of slavery abroad; like being imprisoned in ghettoes where they have no property, no political rights, no way out, except to be infilitrated by agents of Shataan, e.g., lack of marriage, divorce, fast food, mass media, sex, alcohol and drugs. I ask Somalis to pull their heads out of their arses, for once, and return home to their motherland. And the truth is we Somalis are immensely hated and despised around the world.  (Sep 28, 2014 | post #199)

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It's had to tell who he is or what he is. Us foot Mujahadeens rarelly get to meet the bosses, we are mostly used to create a social climate of fear and anxiety. Our organizations designs are to get Somalis to endure severe exploitation, and try and have them finance it with blind faith in absolute rubbish.  (Sep 28, 2014 | post #198)

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Very few new members who have joined or converted to organizations, such as ours, really know us or them in detail. We feed them distorted narratives only after their brainwashing has been successful.  (Sep 21, 2014 | post #196)

I Am Al Shabaab

Once upon a time during the 18th century at a place called Najdi, a misguided scholar started a great joke called “Wahabism”. His mission was to indirectly claim prophet-hood and therefore misguide the Ummah; Hence, why he was given the same introduction as the Prophet at almost every occasion. Now, see how many followers like us Al Shabaab, ISIS, The Taliban, and Al Qaida he has fooled and brainwashed.  (Sep 21, 2014 | post #195)

Somali Women = Ancient Witches

The Somali race of people is a very, very magical race. We have a magic power of witches and wizards. Our organization's decisions are very much based from the cooking's of charmed pots, Our killing of people are just examples of mystically ritualized commands from sorcery, that many of us in our organization believe will make as invincible..  (Sep 11, 2014 | post #19)

I Am Al Shabaab

Some new fatwas from leadership; 1 - All Somalis, who are not in our movement, commit suicide and save us money on not buying illegal weapons to kill you and your loved ones. 2 - All gays are banned from Somalia. Lesbians are permitted as long as they call our new Emir 'Eey yar' in private settings.  (Sep 11, 2014 | post #192)

I Am Al Shabaab

Our leaders and Imams routinely or deliberately misinterpret the beliefs of Muslims, to try and find the best fit to accuse them of shirk, and our misinformed brainwashed followers follow suit.  (Sep 11, 2014 | post #191)

I Am Al Shabaab

Go to Chat Ham County Courthouse and tell the judge to open his eyes, to the fact that your religious leaders are hypocrites who have no compassion for humanity whatsoever, and your traditions are all rotten to the core, designed to keep you looking backwards in slavish redneck ignorance. Tell him/her why you would love to join our organization..  (Jul 31, 2014 | post #190)

I Am Al Shabaab

Our Emirmay have been killed.. smh  (Jul 29, 2014 | post #188)

I Am Al Shabaab

In the last two decades in Somalia, my followers and I have been bribing elders and imams to corrupt the religion from within. Prophesied as "The Horns Of Satan" coincidentally in the "Horn of Africa" smh.  (Jul 29, 2014 | post #187)

I Am Al Shabaab

Alhamdulillah! My brother may Allah increase your health and prolong your life. Now go spread chaos and carnage; keep spreading filthy beliefs from our leaders and fake Imams; spread evil from our book of trash and false tawheed; make my chest swell with pride, shukran!  (Jul 17, 2014 | post #184)

Support Somali Gay Community

Brothers, in the areas we control, it is permissible to sodomize another male as long as you are the one penetrating. If you are receiving the long end or shot end of the stick, willingly or not, you are therefore gay and must be considered likewise.  (Jul 17, 2014 | post #74)

father refused suitor due to different qabil

May your ignorant and selfish father be infested by a thousand ticks from various camels in Somalia, inshallah!  (Jul 17, 2014 | post #6)

Somali people are NOT black

Somalis are the lowest of all garbage, and NO you are not white; you are very distant from being considered white; you are far from being close to white; you will never be anything white. What you are however is a people entrapped within walls of clan and racialized hatred; a diseased people spreading its horrific poison through out the world. The Somali mentality locks Somalis from the world and buries them into their own filthy rectums. Emancipate yourself and shed away your nasty instincts. @Ryan. Open your eyes to the fact that so long as Somalis like you remain ignorant you will be part of the problem and not the remedy. And it's because of people like you is why our organization exist and thrives, thanks!  (Jul 12, 2014 | post #100)

I Am Al Shabaab

Can someone like our 'emir' Godane be a good scholar, who in his student life argued with his teachers, and thought he knew Islam better than everbody else on this dunya? If you are a true Muslim, bear this in mind, we Al Shabaab are like an incurable disease that will make you rob, rape, extort, even blow up or desecrate shrines and Mosques, so maintain distance from those like us who have contracted it.  (Jul 12, 2014 | post #182)