Howard Beale Jr

Akron, OH

MYSTERY AIRCRAFT OVER AFGHANISTAN.....Kool!

Or, in this case, a Paasche airbrush kit.  (13 hrs ago | post #4)

Akron, OH

MYSTERY AIRCRAFT OVER AFGHANISTAN.....Kool!

Hey Ty, You know, soldier, Beale Industries needs to step up its support of our troops. I've assigned our design department to come up with some decal ideas for aircraft as a morale boost. Like they used to put Ginger Rogers or Mae West on those old WWII bombers. Eddie's going to hate this, but, how 'bout a provacative May Fong pose for that Polecat of yours? Of course, we'd change out the fried eggs for a more "occidental " look. Mae West meets May Fong, so to speak.  (14 hrs ago | post #2)

Akron, OH

JOBLESS CLAIMS RISE IN OHIO.....WHERE'S THE JOBS JoE???

IMO, real jobs are created by the private sector. You know, the guys who sent real jobs overseas and south of the border. They claim taxes are killing them, and new taxes for new government-mandate d programs kick in in a few weeks. Make me think the guv'mit and the corporates are all in cahoots. Hellbent on knocking the American working class down as far as they can. Of course, plenty of openings for long-term employment with living wages and benefits in Afghanistan. The trick is to keep living.  (15 hrs ago | post #2)

Akron, OH

THIS IS WHAT I'M GETTING LINDA FOR CHRISTMAS....'bout time!

Or a mug shot, ala Tawney Kitaen.  (17 hrs ago | post #6)

Akron, OH

MAN USES RIFLE AND AX ON PARK GATE - fake norm IS NEXT!

He didn't "axe" them very nicely. Definitely not kosher.  (17 hrs ago | post #2)

Akron, OH

81-Year-Old Akron Chevy Dealership To Close

And CrAkron becomes all the more a ghost town. Just what the downtown area needs. Another half a block of empty, abandoned buildings. Our Leader ("hic") didn't see this one coming? Apparently neither did the resident fellow geniuses in the County (see Marhofer closing). Seeking another tax increase while losing businesses. More of your money for things some people enjoy but what all of us could certainly live without.  (Wednesday | post #1)

Akron, OH

PMSNBC Sick Commie Commentator

Anybody catch Katie Couric last night after Obammy's speech? No need for syrup of ipecac with her on the job.  (Wednesday | post #2)

Akron, OH

COUNTY WANTS NEW TAX.....oh boy!

Now, let's take a sane and sober (hah!) look at this: CrAkron and the surrounding area loses more major businesses (major Chevy dealerships), while the degenerates-in-off ice want to tax citizens (all the more) to keep afloat toys that we could just as easily live without? Take, take, take. The bloodsucking will never stop until the people put an end to it. But they've had plenty of opportunities. And have slept through each chance. Hmmm. Mebbe Drukken Donnie can get all his pals in Washington and Beijing to offer Fred Martin a stimulus package. Naw, he uses a city car. The DrukkenMobile. No worries. (hic)  (Wednesday | post #2)

Akron, OH

THREE MORE YEARS IN AFGHANSTAN - KISS THE ECONOMY GOOD-BYE! yipes!

2013? that's a year longer than the Mayans think we'll all last.  (Tuesday Dec 1 | post #2)

Akron, OH

Linda Charged in Grady Pics Caper.

Enquirer headline seen at IGA checkout: Tribe GM Pays Off Linda for Grady Pics Claims team needs all the national publicity it can get these days. "We aren't the Yankees, or Tiger Woods," GM says. *** I see a huge payday for my client. After we're thru with Grady, Linda will own Trashdance. Maybe open one inside the Jake.  (Tuesday Dec 1 | post #4)

Akron, OH

white police officer "ACTED STUPIDLY" potus

"Acting stupidly" knows no color barrier.  (Tuesday Dec 1 | post #2)

Akron, OH

GUS HALL NEW POLICE CHIEF - Answers to 17 deputy mayors!!

Congratulations Chief Gus, Jr. Gus, Sr. is one proud feller today. God Bless you both, and Good Luck.  (Tuesday Dec 1 | post #2)

Akron, OH

Untouchable Staff

"Untouchables "? That label fits The Don's staff of six-figured Deputy Mayors perfectly. The rank & file would certainly agree.  (Tuesday Dec 1 | post #2)

Akron, OH

OHIO DEER-GUN SEASON OPENS - LINDA USES HER Buick!

Heard some of the old boys at the City Club are a bit concerned over Thong Boy's overt enthusiasm regarding the start of deer season. They weren't aware that Thong Boy has any trophy collection in his office. He keeps saying he can't wait to mount a few doe.  (Tuesday Dec 1 | post #11)

Akron, OH

Did Matt Patrick from WKDD get FIRED?

Count me in Fridays. Unless I'm still backed up from Tuesday.  (Monday Nov 30 | post #9)