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Tony Stewart

Richmond Race

Umm...I meant Kasey's race SUIT... /Damn you box-o-wine..  (May 1, 2010 | post #8)

Tony Stewart

Richmond Race

If I have to hear "EEN-shur-anc e" or "Yoon me boat, Joon-yur" one more time I am seriously going to hurl!!! Kind of a boring race, tho. Why was Kasey b!tching about his race being too tight? Too much Bud? A boner? What? I want to know! Ha Ha...Clint Bowyer takes out JJ! Oh well...congrats Kyle--I guess...  (May 1, 2010 | post #7)

Tony Stewart

JZ is #14

Oh, c'mon! It's just 'lil ol' ME--HH !! I was having some log in issues, so I've been using different names...  (Mar 28, 2010 | post #31)

Tony Stewart

Bristol BABY~

As much as this pains me to say this, I'm *gasp* actually starting to warm up to Kurt Busch... EXCELLENT run by Tony---thought he might pull it off... Aside from that, I have no comment on this edition of the "Jimmie and Chad Super Smarm Show". Does JJ have some incriminating pics of Bill France having sex with an animal or something? WTF!!??!! I give up! Poor Kasey! Can't Lee Greenwood just go away? Doesn't he know at least ONE other song? Yeesh... Oh well... / This sh!t is why the stands get emptier and emptier and emptier every week...  (Mar 21, 2010 | post #17)

Tony Stewart

ot pat414

WTF are you people smoking???!! Must be some really good sh!t... I started my wildly profitable "Christian Crack Whore Ministry" franchise after seeing a roving pack of strung-out streetwalkers from my ministry Chevy Cavialier. To spend so much of one's day on one's knees without praying struck me as an appalling oversight of the possibilities of multitasking! I mean, if you're going to be on your knees 15-25 times a day, why not pray while you're down there? By humanely easing these industrious tramps off of crack cocaine with compassionate fistfuls of OxyContins, Darvons, Demerols and Percocets mixed with Black Velvet, I am showing these tawdry harlots how they can embrace respectable Republican values without any discernible sacrifice of the buzz for which they are so eagerly debased. Without having to pay retail crack prices, these working girls suddenly find that they have more disposable income for the one thing that leads to salvation: tithing! Praise the Lord!  (Feb 5, 2010 | post #5)

Tony Stewart

who was the blond

I can't wait for Mr. Handgrenade to come home from work so that he can "mentor" me. Perhaps I'll "mentor" him or--even better--we can "mentor" each other. Maybe I'll call him and we can have phone "mentoring "...  (Feb 5, 2010 | post #8)

Tony Stewart

Speak your mind.

No comment...  (Feb 5, 2010 | post #37)

Tony Stewart

prayer service

Here's my inspirational poem-- You are there for me to relieve my distension, you comfort me after I ingest those greasy treats. You are loud,yet gentle with a mild discharge, a discharge so sweet,that reigns in my throat. Oh burp,oh burp, my upper eruptions are defined by you, my lower eruptions,the great farts, are nothing, nothing but a poor excuse for a burp. As you make way through my bowel,guided by your density, as you explode upon encountering the rigid pharynx, making me drool and giving my tongue the ability to trill, I value the every molecule of your gaseous body. Oh burp,oh burp, it is you,and only you. I yearn for the moment to drink a Big Gulp, without a single breath,without a second of rest, to witness your formation in my unworthy gastric cavity, to feel you emerge through my insides, I will close my eyes as you make my lips say that one word, your name,your sound,your essence. Burp.  (Feb 5, 2010 | post #2)

Tony Stewart

O K Girls

Tony would probably eat all the chocolate before you could dip him in it! That would have to be a helluva lot of chocolate, tho...  (Feb 5, 2010 | post #37)

Tony Stewart

kyle busch engaged

http://us.123rf.co m/400wm/400/400/ro seburn/roseburn090 4/roseburn09040025 2/4742241.jpg That is going to be one UGLY baby!  (Feb 5, 2010 | post #5)

Tony Stewart

O K Girls

You will get lost while driving.Your clothes all need to be replaced. You'll find it in the last place you look for it. You need a pet--go ask someone to pet you! You will come into a nice automobile--make sure to clean up before the owner finds out! You know that you're in trouble when your significant other refers to your manhood as a "skin tag". Your next Career: Salad Bar Security...  (Feb 1, 2010 | post #17)

Tony Stewart

O K Girls

Bobby LaBonte...  (Feb 1, 2010 | post #16)

Tony Stewart

What question would you ask Tony Stewart?

Regrets--he's had a few, But then again-- too few to mention He did what he had to do, And saw it through-- without exemption... /Sorry...you left yourself wide open...  (Jan 29, 2010 | post #105)

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