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Headline:

Studly and Santaesque

Hometown:

Lancaster, PA

Neighborhood:

Fertility

Local Favorites:

Sharp Shopper & Amelia's, Waffle House and Alice's Restaurant, and Turkey Hill

I Belong To:

Marie, my redheaded German Shepherd, Blondie, my trophy wife, and Dusty, a gray tiger cat

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm probably asleep if I'm not on the puter.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I'm cursed with infallibility

I'm Listening To:

Three Dog Night

Read This Book:

Time & Again by Jack Finney

Favorite Things:

Ice water with TONS of ice

On My Mind:

I'm male and straight. Obviously, I'm usually thinking about women.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

http://canthook.com

I Believe In:

I believe in the soul, the rooster, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.