Granny in the Crosswalk

Headline:

MaoMao, O' BaaBaaby, Bling!

Hometown:

Rasmussen: -15 DUMBASSES!!!!

Neighborhood:

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I Belong To:

Guess! Size DOES Matter!!!

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm doing something that saves your bacon...

Read My Forum Posts Because:

YOU CAN READ

Read This Book:

THE STAND - Stephen King - in honor of the Obama Swine Flu

Favorite Things:

Beaches, rivers, lakes, wind, rain, snow, clean air.

On My Mind:

Fresh cut grass. A kayak in the middle of a deserted mountain lake.

I Believe In:

I refuse to say: "I pledge allegiance to the ghetto of the United States of Sociamerica, and to the Socialism for which it stands: one Nation under Obamabeast, Indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for the Nonworking Only." I do believe: We're in trouble in the USA.