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Chicago Ridge, IL

Ridgefest 2011

Love Ridgefest, I always keep $500 on me for bail. I've gotten more ass there than a carnival port-a-potty.  (May 13, 2011 | post #39)

Chicago Ridge, IL

Cemetary Fence

I got me a '72 Buick Electra that the guy I bought it from guarantees will take down 150 foot of fence.He's from Worth so he knows his shit. So my work is cut out for me tonite, I will be prepping at SS and the grove starting about noon today. I got the eye of the tiger and the liver of Mickey Mantle. Looking for someone to ride shotgun though as this bowl aint gonna light itself. Later freaks, see you on a 112th and Menard around 11 tonight...  (May 13, 2011 | post #146)

Chicago Ridge, IL


Hey just got back from Illinois... Im gonna be banging 7 gram rocks tonite on 111th, who's in? Shout out to Sammy and Earring,, no dope no hope, lets see who says uncle first...  (Apr 15, 2011 | post #93)

Chicago Ridge, IL

Bar hours

Gives me an extra hour to hone my personality  (Feb 18, 2011 | post #18)

Worth, IL


Where do all Worth's hot MILFs hang out?  (Feb 18, 2011 | post #1)

Chicago Ridge, IL

Gay Sheepdog & Plastic Bag Man & Gorilla Head

"sup freaks? I saw PBM and Gay Sheepdog last night pulling the old Amtrak manuever on Mooseknuckle. Heard she woke up with a pink sock. They will never grow up... I heard Stubblebuns is in town tonight...she will be looking for victims so beware. Gotta go, this fifth aint gonna drink itself....  (Oct 28, 2010 | post #6)

Chicago Ridge, IL

Gay Sheepdog & Plastic Bag Man & Gorilla Head

Im back, they were holding me in county for felonious duschbaggery. i got caught sneaking outt a the house of some milf at martyrs fest who took me home to groom her soul patch. hubby was a cop, hence the charge  (Oct 8, 2010 | post #3)

Chicago Ridge, IL

New Kid In Town

Hey PP welcome to town. If you want I can set up a meet n greet (think wild-ass party) with Plastic Bag Man, Stubblebuns, Mooseknuckle,Kenny , Billy, Norman, Donnie, etc... What do you know about our cemetary fence? Its a right of passage for many 111st beer swilling degenerate friends of mine. You will also like all the hot babes in town (Worth too). Me personally, I've trapped more beaver than Davey Crockett (I dont keep the "pelts" though). Shout to my homies, Click.  (Sep 16, 2010 | post #4)

Chicago Ridge, IL

Cemetary Fence

Whats up my biitchhes.... Fest time again and this primate is looking to mate. I will be holding court in the beergarden all weekend with Plastic BagMan. God willing and the tide dont rise, Norman and Kenny too....So ladies bring your game cuz we gonna play nasty  (Jul 22, 2010 | post #121)

Chicago Ridge, IL

Gang activity at Freedom park???

I know the Plastic BagMan personally, you, my friend are not him. PBM has more impotant things to do, like plant his seeds so they are hopefully supremely budded by RidgeFest.  (Apr 8, 2010 | post #78)

Chicago Ridge, IL

Crazy Cabbie

Hey freaks just got back from NYC was there visiting Mooseknuckle and Stubblebuns. So I hail this cab at 345am and this weirdo cabbie is driving this thing, now I was a little F'd up but Im pretty sure it had disco lights and this guy was like Alex Trebek with all his questions. It was like an interegation... whats your name?... who invented the printing press?.... he said he was gonnna give me a bunch of money if i kept answering correctly. I told him my name was Leslie Chow and I may or may not have warrants in NY state and that I wanted to call my lawyer. He said I may be on TV, so I had to tell him Ive already starred on Cops and When Animals Attack. Ended up with $700 bucks and a free cab ride so the dude was kool and the gang. Gotta go. my ankle braclett is buzzing again  (Jan 16, 2010 | post #1)

Chicago Ridge, IL

Cemetary Fence

Thanks for the kind words. And I am a big fan of Absolute... My old lady has been hiding her car keys from me so I aint been able to make any fence attempts, but with a little luck (and quite a few MD20\20s) I will be doing my thing soon enough. Follow me on twitter. Heading to Boppers now for a tuna melt, c ya.  (Jan 11, 2010 | post #98)

Chicago Ridge, IL

Shortstops is Haunted

Hey does anyone know that not so handsome dude who has been selling flowers in intersections from 147th and Harlem to I55 and Cicero (and many pts in between) for the last 25 yrs? Got a huge nose, etc....  (Dec 7, 2009 | post #49)

Chicago Ridge, IL

Village Gossip

Lotsa gossip in the ridge...did u hear what Stubblebuns did last night? she is unreal....  (Dec 6, 2009 | post #30)

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always deseed and destem




ridge, worth, alsip

Local Favorites:

any fest,bums hideout, shortstops, schnapps,

I Belong To:

nothing, i dont conform

When I'm Not on Topix:

im usually on mushrooms or peyote

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I have partied with Sammy D

I'm Listening To:

police yelling "freeze"

Read This Book:


Favorite Things:

a good morning buzz, moon pies, momar khadafy, moosenuckle

On My Mind:

weekend, keggeers, broads, where is the Plastic Bag Man's bike

I Believe In:

aliens, canal weed, abiding