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U.S. to take control of Georgian ports-Saakashvili

The US does not shut people up. That's what we have Hollywood for. We allow our nuts to say what they want. Otherwise we'd have knocked you on the head and shipped you out rolled up in a carpet. That's the difference between a republic and a dictatorship/oligarchy/theocracy etc.  (Aug 13, 2008 | post #17)

Man robs girl's lemonade stand

Well, I guess this guy has made a name for himself in the criminal underworld. Any bookies taking bets on how many times a week this guy get beat up in jail?  (Jun 17, 2008 | post #1)


what weird thing do you eat?

Veal kidney, in cream sauce, over spaetzle.  (Jun 15, 2008 | post #327)

U.S. Official: Mexico's Drug Gang Violence Getting Worse

3 words of advice to improve the situation: Government death squads.  (Jun 8, 2008 | post #8)

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Obama quits church after long controversy

Well, yeah. I'm just trying to be charitable.  (May 31, 2008 | post #3)

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Obama quits church after long controversy

Good for Obama. I'm not an Obama supporter, but I'm glad to see he has the guts to separate himself from those professional victims.  (May 31, 2008 | post #1)

18 slayings push death toll in Ju rez past 400

Well said!  (May 31, 2008 | post #12)

Mankato, MN

Police shoot, kill naked intruder in Mankato

Problem solved.  (May 31, 2008 | post #2)

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Actress vows to leave U.S. if McCain wins election

One less snot-nosed whining celebrity in America? How will we cope with the loss? Unfortunately, she won't follow through. Her boytoy, Tim Robbins (among others) vowed to leave if Bush beat Kerry. They are all still here.  (May 31, 2008 | post #31)

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Obama Warns Republicans About Critical Ads

Judging from your grammar, you wouldn't be able read his book.  (May 21, 2008 | post #22)

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Obama Warns Republicans About Critical Ads

At first I distrusted Obama because I didn't know what he was about. Now I distrust him because I do.  (May 21, 2008 | post #21)

ISLAM: "Allah" is a Pagan Moon God

Please accept my apologies.  (May 11, 2008 | post #25)

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Should Obama Drop Out Now?

Obama needs to stay in the race. Hillary needs to drop out because she could actually beat McCain. Obama, on the other hand, will help usher in another glorious 8 years of Republican control over the executive branch.  (May 9, 2008 | post #21)

ISLAM: "Allah" is a Pagan Moon God

I'm on your side you twit. My statement was sarcasm. I shall try to make my posts simple from now on and use small words so you can understand. Pull your butt off your shoulders.  (May 9, 2008 | post #23)

ISLAM: "Allah" is a Pagan Moon God

Allah cannot be a moon god. If it were, there would be Muslims calling for the death of astronomers and blowing up observatories.  (May 9, 2008 | post #19)

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6 miles from Walnut Lake WMA

When I'm Not on Topix:

Rescuing kittens stuck in trees, Helping old ladies cross streets, Curing incurable diseases, Saving humanity from rogue asteroids --Stuff like that

Read My Forum Posts Because:

Hey, do what you want. It's beyond my control.

Read This Book:

"The Tragedy of Great Power Politics" -- John Mearsheimer

Favorite Things:

My cats (3, domestic short-hair), my bow (Hoyt Razortec). Autumn.

On My Mind:

"A smoke grenade, a gas mask, and a helicopter....... that's all I ask." - Calvin and Hobbes

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Too much crap on the net already. Why make it worse?

I Believe In:

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. ---Ronald Reagan