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Fayetteville, AR

Arkansas mulls what to do about Bobby Petrino

If I was an Arkansas fan, I'd be relieved: The chances that my school's football coach is a sick, demented fag that likes touching little boys have just been almost entirely diminished. He even has good taste...I mean, the chick is SMOKING HOT. I get why his marriage is at stale, but why his job? We as a society need to stop being so obsessed with what public figures do in their personal time as long as it isn't groping little boys in showers.  (Apr 7, 2012 | post #2)

Sanford, FL

Americans should be ashamed of America

Yeah, dude. Pretty much on your side here. <KNOCK-KNOCK > HELLO? McFLYYY?  (Mar 22, 2012 | post #28)

Sanford, FL

Americans should be ashamed of America

If they start one, beware. Some "special interest" group will surely get butthurt, confiscate the funds, and redistribute said funds to "people in need"...i.e. people that can't afford to buy food ON TOP OF a new car, wheels and audio for the car, cable/satellite-TV , cellphone service, internet, jewelry, fresh kicks, four video game systems, designer clothes, 5 of the exact same CDs because they didn't take care of it X100, oh...and don't forget alcohol and recreational drugs...  (Mar 22, 2012 | post #20)

New Brunswick, NJ

Ex-Rutgers student guilty in webcam suicide case

Why do you insist on leaving the good s--t out when you quote me, SISTER? LOLI guess you don't want to dwell on how clever I am. BTW, I get plenty...I'm in a band. It's not that hard. I just don't let it DEFINE ME. I've got other things going on besides worrying about A) Where I stick my d--k, B) Making sure that everyone who comes in contact with me, their children, parents, clergy, etc. know where it is that I stick my d--k, and C) Needlessly wanting the above mentioned to not only be cool with where I stick my d--k, but be super-enthused about it as well. If you "guys", and I use that term loosely, weren't so worried about what the rest of us knew and would just f--k your pets and significant others behind closed doors, you'd find that there wouldn't be that much of a problem with it on our end...no pun intended. However, you have to make sure that we all know that you're getting some, even of you have to defy the laws of nature to do so, AND we have to be okay with that...so how about you just go f--k yourselves because you're not that far off from it as it is.  (Mar 22, 2012 | post #105)

New Brunswick, NJ

Ex-Rutgers student guilty in webcam suicide case

I think you might have smeared some Santorum on your screen there, Mitt. I said "another DUDE'S butt". No straight people are "sticking their dongs in another DUDE'S butt". Girls' butts are different...I mean, a chick's asshole is at least in the ballpark and not on the other side of town, Mitt. If I was drunk and parked my car on the patio beside of your garage, it'd be easier to explain (and probably cause a lot less damage) than if I tried parking it in a closet upstairs...and if I tore up your closet, where would you guys hang out?  (Mar 21, 2012 | post #98)

Sanford, FL

Americans should be ashamed of America

Bulger had something to do with this? I KNEW IT. This has "Boston" written all over it. The Skittles, a "rainbow of flavors"...th ey thought that the kid knew where the leprechaun was. It was the Irish! Notre Dame lost in the first round to Xavier in Greensboro...can they account for their whereabouts after that game? Probably not. And hey--it was the weekend of St. Patty's, wasn't it? Case closed. Filthy potato-lovin' micks!!  (Mar 21, 2012 | post #3)

Sanford, FL

Trayvon Martin Gunned Down for 'Carrying Skittles While B...

I think that we're ignoring the fact that the kid was eating Skittles. One little bag of Skittles contains an entire "rainbow of flavors". Therefore the LGBT community must be somehow to blame...and the Arizona Iced Tea: Have they called Senator McCain in for questioning? No? SUSPICIOUS. Has anyone ever mixed Skittles and Arizona Iced Tea before? I haven't, but I must say the combination of the two seems like it would be pretty f--king disgusting. One of the two had to have been planted.  (Mar 21, 2012 | post #28)

Sanford, FL

Teen's death reminds Sanford of history of racial tension

Wrong. Zimmerman... A) Isn't African-American, and B) Killed an African-American. Therefore he MUST be white. It's simple math. The media should have NEVER released a picture of him without bleaching the s--t out of it or at least photoshopping him in a white robe and hood. What were they thinking? It's THEIR job to create the division that is needed to effectively run this country into the ground, and there they go slipping-up again...  (Mar 21, 2012 | post #19)

New Brunswick, NJ

Ex-Rutgers student guilty in webcam suicide case

THIS is what we're dealing with, America...REAL hate. I can only begin to imagine the hate and contempt that you'd have to have FOR YOURSELF to go and stick your dong in another dude's butt. SICK. And you can say what you want to about "freedom-of-c hoice" and "born like that", but any individual that possesses the common sense that a dog was graced with can see that those two statements pretty much contradict themselves. They want ATTENTION. The awesome thing about that is that doing a Superman off of the GWB apparently gets you TONS of it, so let's hope that they pull their hands out of each others pants long enough to take notes.  (Mar 21, 2012 | post #86)

Rutgers University

Former Rutgers student convicted in webcam case

Congratulations, Dahrun...if this is what this country is coming to, I'd be happy to GTFO of it. You are guilty of the same thing that numerous Americans and American businesses are guilty of: Using modern technology in an effort to protect your property from shady people. I hope that they give you NO jail time and just deport you, because from the looks of how things are going these days, they'd be doing you a HUGE FAVOR. To the "LGBT community" and those who support miscarriages of justice such as this: Your time will come soon enough. This country will eventually put someone in the White House who will interpret the Constitution correctly and award rights to INDIVIDUALS as opposed to Special Interests. You can't have things one way for a group of people and not have it the same for all individuals...they shouldn't be able to exercise their right to free speech while trying to suppress ours.  (Mar 16, 2012 | post #1)

Illegal Immigration

Illegal Immigrant Allowed To Collect Winning $750,000 Lot...

My vocabulary is quite expansive, and of you're looking for proof, I'm a songwriter...so you can check it out for yourself: http://www.reverbn ation.com/tunepak/ 3581650 ...and while we're at it, my I.Q. Is 143, and it's been documented. So go re-read the amendment and get over yourself.  (Mar 11, 2012 | post #20)

Illegal Immigration

Illegal Immigrant Allowed To Collect Winning $750,000 Lot...

Trust me. I understand why you're a fucking moron and can't interpret the Constitution correctly. They've been putting sodium-fluoride in the drinking water since I was a kid...and I avoided it as you obviously have not. These FUCKING PARASITES are not in the country under the laws...they are in our country IN VIOLATION OF OUR LAWS...no matter how you try to twist the truth. There are LAWS that say that they shouldn't be here, but the federal government refuses to enforce these laws. That doesn't mean that they aren't relevant. It just means that they have family members and friends that ARE in the country legally, and the administration wants to pander to them for votes...just like '08. WHERE IS THE AMMESTY THAT THEY WERE PROMISED? It's in the same spot in limbo that it will be for another four years of the current administration: NOT HAPPENING. Ever feel like you've been cheated? 'Cause you have. So vote for whoever you want to, and once someone is in that ISN'T seeking a second term, we can start shipping them back. Kind of a win-win for us this time around. LOL. Enjoy!!!  (Mar 11, 2012 | post #18)

Illegal Immigration

Illegal Immigrant Allowed To Collect Winning $750,000 Lot...

You're right...if it is applied as it is written, you must be born of at least one individual who is "subject to the jurisdiction thereof"...wh ich is to say that they are in the country under the law of said country...not in violation of the laws of said country. You can't take part of it and not ALL OF IT. Once the Constitution is upheld to the letter of the law, the citizenship of said persons will be revoked.  (Mar 11, 2012 | post #16)