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Steele, MO

Joke of the Day

I sure do appreciate that.Thanks.  (Jan 7, 2012 | post #6)

Steele, MO

Joke of the Day

Well,hell!!!!  (Jan 7, 2012 | post #2)

Steele, MO

angel hatley

Hey,ummmmmmm.My name is Forest Gump.People call me Forest Gump(no relation).Why don't you just stick your head back up your a$$,Go back to Dumbf$%k,Kentucky and stay there.It's obvious that people in Steele,Cooter,Washington,DC,Or Zimbabwe,Africa don't really care what you think of us.I bet you couldn't hang here longer than 15 minutes before you'd be heading back to Kentucky with your tail between your legs.That's all I have to say to you today.Have a nice day.  (Dec 4, 2011 | post #8)

Steele, MO

freddie grant

Georgia.  (Nov 27, 2011 | post #5)

Steele, MO

patrica atkinson

sounds like some kind of fish.  (Nov 12, 2011 | post #7)

Steele, MO

Joke of the Day

Here's one for you Justice: Two coyotes are chasing this other coyote across rough terrain in the desert southwest.They're eating dust,their mouth's are dry and it's been two days since they've eaten or had anything to drink. One looks over at the other and says,"Ain't this a bitch?"The other one replies,"It better be."  (Nov 12, 2011 | post #2)

Steele, MO

Facts To Ponder

I didn't vote for him out of guilt.I just thought at that time that he was a better choice than John McCain.As for him sending troops from Iraq to Afghanistan,that may work for a while,but the plan for them is to be home by the end of 2014.  (Oct 24, 2011 | post #16)

Steele, MO

suspended

I'm going to let you know something.Principals love to show their authority.I know because I experienced it when I was in school.Before anyone goes and calls me a trouble maker,I will admit that I was a person that got into mischief.And because of that,the principal singled me out when something happened at school whether I had anything to do with it or not.I was standing in lunch line one day and the principal was singing 'Happy Birthday'to another student.I jokingly asked him what he did with the money his mother gave him for singing lessons.I thought he would take it for the joke that it was,because we had joked with each other like that before.Well,needless to say,he gave me detention that day.So don't say the principal wouldn't suspend a child for no reason.  (Oct 24, 2011 | post #21)

Steele, MO

Facts To Ponder

In that situation we need to just drop a bomb.Don't even risk any lives.  (Oct 24, 2011 | post #13)

Steele, MO

Facts To Ponder

I think Obama just did something that will lead to his downfall.He is bringing ALL troops from Iraq home by the end of the year.That's wonderful that we will finally be out of that country.But I think it will only add to the economic troubles we are experiencing.If any of the troops are allowed to leave the military,that will only add to the unemployment numbers.That in itself could be the downfall of his presidency.  (Oct 24, 2011 | post #11)

Steele, MO

Facts To Ponder

If I remember my history in junior high school,I believe there is an agency responsible for ensuring that anybody elected president is qualified to occupy that office.that includes making sure they are an American born citizen.Now don't you think the Republican party would be having nine kinds of kittens if they thought Obama was not born in the U.S.?And isn't the fact that his mother was a U.S. citizen automatically make him a U.S.citizen,no matter where he was born?  (Oct 23, 2011 | post #4)

Steele, MO

Facts To Ponder

Let's stop whipping a dead horse.What does it matter where he was born now considering he's nearly 3/4 of the way through his 1st term.The only thing we can do is make sure he doesn't get that 2nd term.  (Oct 23, 2011 | post #2)

Steele, MO

Fact of the Day

Either that or The Campaign to Elect Herman Cain.(not a chance)  (Oct 12, 2011 | post #2)

Portageville, MO

why is portageville full of gossip?

good luck with that one.but let me tell you,portageville isn't the only town with this problem.log on to steele topix and it's like reading the script to the jerry springer show.  (Sep 28, 2011 | post #4)

Cooter, MO

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"It's 200 miles to Chicago,we've got a half a pack of cigarettes,a full tank of gas,it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."( Elwood Blues) "Hit it."(Jake Blues) -The Blues Brothers-  (Sep 28, 2011 | post #91)

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