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Vanilla Ice

Vanilla Ice Appologizes For Ice Ice Baby

i cant believe he kept a straight face the whole time. a couple times, it looked like he was gonna lose it, and bust out laughin. i could almost hear what he was thinkin... 'im sorry you are all so freakin stupid that you bought 40 million copies of this crap. really. 40 million. im still laughin my butt off.'  (Mar 10, 2009 | post #1)

Drugs

Mexican drug violence spills over into the US

you idiots realize that all the terrorists are funded by US drug users, right? that billions of dollars EVERY YEAR get funneled out of the US economy into the hands of ignorant muslim rednecks because heroin is illegal? billions of dollars EVERY YEAR stream across our southern border (figuratively, of course, via money transfers. dont be muggin all the southbound mexicans you stupid rednecks.) because marijuana is illegal? it's just amazing to me that we would destroy our economy and arm retarded people that hate us to protect the profits of breweries and distillaries. wait... i think im changing my mind... maybe the rednecks are right. if drugs were legal, everybody would be high all the time. i mean, alcohol's legal, and we're all drunk all the time? right? im pretty sure that i, and everybody i know, (my mom and dad, my sister and her husband, my niece and nephew, my friends (one's a pilot, one's a doctor, one's a roofer, one's a printer, several are ranchers... i have more.... )) would immediately head to the liquor store, buy some smack, and jab needles in our arms. so, i guess random acts of terrorism, killing innocent bystanders, anywhere, any time, are probably the best way to keep us safe. never mind.  (Feb 10, 2009 | post #26)

Drugs

Drug testing for Hawaii teachers rejected

drug testing is funny. :) all habitual users can pass a random drug test. google 'drug test', and you'll see what i mean. theres a full blown new industry thats been created for the sole purpose of passing a drug test. you can buy (to name a few): clean urine. synthetic urine. masking agents to add to your urine. delivery systems for storing, heating, and delivering clean or synthetic urine. masking shampoos and soaps. toxin flushing beverages.... it goes on. so, yes, it is a waste of your tax dollars to screen tens of thousands of teachers. well, unless you own a drug testing lab. then its probably a good thing. *shrugs* for god's sake people... just hold people responsible for their actions. if they fail to perform in a class room, fire them because they cant teach. thats the only reason you should need to fire a teacher. it seems like you dont have a problem with some douchebag messin with your kids minds, as long as he's sober. at the same time you'd fire a teacher of the year award winner if they smoked a joint last friday night. frankly, i hope all the pot smokers do get fired, and all the hawaii doe has left is people who have lived such sheltered lives that they've never smoked a joint. then maybe they'd reconsider their policy. :p haha  (Jan 27, 2008 | post #314)

Hillary Clinton

Obama wins in South Carolina

oh.. better start reading the book of mormon, dumbass  (Jan 26, 2008 | post #151)

Hillary Clinton

Obama wins in South Carolina

lol. idiot. you better hope mitt romney switches to christianity.  (Jan 26, 2008 | post #150)

Drugs

Hershey to quit making candy that resembles drugs

GOD DAMN YOU HERSHEY'S!!!!!!!!! !! I WAS MAKIN REALLY REALLY GOOD MONEY PASSIN OFF ICE BREAKERS MINTS AS ILLEGAL STREET DRUGS!! NOW WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO!!!!! IM NOT GOING BACK TO SELLING OREGENO!!! I CANT!!! I JUST CANT... *sob*  (Jan 26, 2008 | post #4)

Hillary Clinton

Clinton slams Bush on economy

dude, that is the most incoherent thing i've read in years. you made my day. :) (i dont think you're smokin pot, i think you must have found a way to mainline it) anyways.. hillary's hawt. i'd tap that in a heartbeat. it's about time we had a president that's not only sharp as a tack, but that would also look freakin hawt as hell pole dancing. i better stop now... im startin to chub up just thinkin about her.  (Jan 26, 2008 | post #151)

Entertainment

Westboro Baptist Church pickets Heath Ledger funeal

fred phelps (leader of the Westboro Baptist Cult.. err.. Church) is obviously, and i mean blatantly obviously, a repressed homosexual. i cant even imagine the struggles he must endure to fight back the images of naked schoolboys that apparently drive every other image from his mind continuosly... images of naked men pounding at his brain. pounding. pounding. pounding. pounding. pounding. this is CLEARLY an effort on his part to throw his congregation off the scent of his horrifying secret affliction. his congregation, and his creator. well, he might fool them. but he cant fool me. or Him. i pray for your soul old man. *prays for the fag*  (Jan 26, 2008 | post #726)

Drugs

Drug testing for Hawaii teachers rejected

not testing teachers is stupid. they should have to carry synthetic urine samples and masking agents around with em just like the rest of us. freakin hypocrites.  (Jan 26, 2008 | post #294)