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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Your DD-214, or it didn't happen.  (13 hrs ago | post #463)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Fixed it for you.  (13 hrs ago | post #462)

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DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

You mean when you created a new trolling log-in account and began claiming to be [have been] a Marine Corps Lieutenant, tovarisch?  (Monday | post #457)

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HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Yes you do, Mr. President-REJECT; it's what I suspect NadINDYa's is actually thinking if/when she engages in the activities you described in posts: 452, 457, 460 & 461 because the man she needs must (yes, MUST!) be like Putin. Not Dougie, he must be like PUTIN, "that to begin! He must be like Putin, THEN she'll give in. He must be like Putin, made just one way, he must be like Putin - he won't run away". By the way, that wasn't some propaganda piece invented by the regime; Putin supporters came up with it on their own. There's a PBS documentary about it.  (Thursday Sep 18 | post #611)

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HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Good job, donkey-bag... You screwed up on posting our subliminal message, as only (yes, ONLY!) a LEAFS fan would. Now I have to go and post a link to NadINDYa's FAVORITE SONG to rebroadcast. http://youtu.be/gn cW1zqMFgs  (Thursday Sep 18 | post #608)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Someone is having a good chuckle over Dougie's antics: http://heartiste.f iles.wordpress.com /2014/09/photo.gif ?w=596&h=428  (Monday Sep 15 | post #579)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Says the guy who posted nearly 120 pages of lunacy that makes his fellow 9/11 "truthers " look sane. Since you're tired of me and my "long, VERY long" comments, I'll just leave you with the thought that I am in complete agreement with Judah Ben, who summed you up correctly as a silly-nanny. Bye for now. Keep your teeth clean!  (Thursday Sep 11 | post #568)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

...which you followed up with a claim that "they" tried to kill YOU by messing with a kerosene heater in your house, but only after their plan to poison you failed: http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e6.html  (Thursday Sep 11 | post #567)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

There's a simple explanation: me and the LordyTroll are different people. P.S.: Neither of us is Vladimir Putin. You say, "You're not scared of Pittsburgh finding out who you are, or what you're about, now are you?!" I don't know who you mean specifically when you speak of the people in Pittsburgh, but I'm pretty sure those people neither care who I am, nor do they care about my comments here. You say, "I'm sure that folks like my mother's sister, and a lot of others, are riding that wave of hatred against anything that even remotely makes "THE ORGANIZATION" look bad, so you're OK for THIS WEEKEND." Let's take this in two parts: First, the only thing/person that looks bad with regards to your comments here is you, tovarisch. Second, the only thing that anyone close or formerly close to you thinks about your comments here, if they think about them at all, is that they pity you. You say, "But since you bring this MOSt contentious subject, it was shortly after 9/11 that my mother showed me the WTS magazine that told of "at least 14 Witnesses" being killed that day. It was THEN that I made bringing the secular killers to justice." It's interesting that your website... http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/ ...doesn't make a single mention of that. In fact, that entire site, as well as the related PITT Sports pages, doesn't mention your history with the Jehovah's Witnesses at all. It DOES, however, talk a whole lot about your belief that the persons who perpetrated 9/11 were the same people who saw your political campaign for PA Governor in 1998 and District Attorney of Allegheny County in 1999 as a "threat" and were pulling the strings of persons at UPMC who brainwashed/hypnot ized the mother of two of your children in August 1999 leaving you PIZZA!-deprived. You say, "I kept that up, almost bringing it all to a conclusion, when I found out, on October 25, 2004, about the WTS being affiliated with the United Nations." The WTS was never "affiliated " - within the actual definition of that word - with the United Nations. Their desire to obtain information from the Department of Public Information and their agreement to properly credit the UN for its information-gather ing prowess was not in the same orbit as an "affiliation ". As for me having, "some nerve", I'm not the one who claims that a former US President threatened to have my serving child murdered because I wouldn't "shut up". http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e5.html  (Thursday Sep 11 | post #564)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

The memories of the innocent people who died in Manhattan, DC and up the road here in Shanksville deserve better than the disrespect you show when you make those very real atrocities out to be part of a plot against you. http://bgtruth.blo gspot.com/2006_04_ 29_archive.html http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e62.html http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e63.html http://www.geociti es.ws/gedc1998/pag e65.html  (Thursday Sep 11 | post #562)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

That is rather slippery of you, Mr. Pretty Tony, claiming that any possible disgust directed at you by friends, family - but not the "friends and family network" - and former acquaintances would be a result of "my work", i.e., spreading your own personal brand of 9/11 so-called "truth". In point of fact, what I stated they would be disgusted with were your sickening comments about your childhood acquaintance/neigh bor whom YOU identified in a post on this forum as residing in Florida on October 21, 2012, comments which suggested that she engaged in certain "bedroom activities" whilst thinking about you, that she was "caught" so-engaging and that she had been POUNCED on in response - but more because she was, allegedly, thinking about you whilst going about her "bedroom activities". And of course they'd be disgusted because your comments, far from describing anything that had actually happened, were a product of your disgusting mind. You go on to say, "I made the comment that if they weren't disgusted at Satan sitting in HIS Kingdom Halls, they better not be disgusted by anything." Which was what I'm sure you thought was a "clever" way of not taking responsibility for making disgusting comments about your childhood acquaintance/neigh bor about whom you've posted boatloads of personal information after relaying that she sought you out at the Carnegie Library in 2012 in an incident that was not just recorded by that institution's video surveillance system, but which was provided to "WT Headquarters" in order for them to POUNCE on NadINDYa in response. There's a couple of problems with that however. First and foremost, a person would have to be as much of a nut-job as you are to actually believe that, assuming the Carnegie Library actually has a video surveillance system and that it actually recorded you and NadINDYa, they were either asked for the alleged footage by "WT Headquarters" or that the library provided it to them. There's also the problem that NadINDYa seems to have been a resident of Florida for several years prior to 2012, which would preclude her from being "sent away" in response to your alleged meeting in the library. I say alleged because I'm more than half convinced that no such meeting ever took place, that it was something you dreamed - sort of like you dreamed, after watching "GoldenEye ", that Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, stood on the steps of Bethel in Brooklyn, NY in June of 2006, even though Vladimir Putin didn't visit the US in June of 2006. As to these references to "your work" and this incident with you being seen with a sign in 2005, I assume this sign you were seen with referenced one of your many crackpot claims. Was it the one about George Bush and Tom Ridge giving the mother of two of your children a talking to because they were scared of you becoming District Attorney of Allegheny County in 1999? In another election in which what paltry few write-in votes there might have been didn't count for shit against the votes for Zappala and Conrad - the legitimate candidates? Or was it the one about the mother of two of your other children being hypnotized/brainwa shed by KGB agents at UPMC in the August 1999 event that left you wanting for... PIZZA!? Or was it the one about Vladimir Putin controlling the Watchtower Society?  (Thursday Sep 11 | post #561)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

That's quite an indictment coming from you - and not just because of the events of August 21, 2007 and their ultimate disposition. You'll notice I didn't quote the rest of your comment, nor will I quote post#:543 with its perverted commentary, allegations and innuedo; I'm only even commenting to point out that you're incorrect in calling your perverted commentary/innuend o of a week or so ago [about the individual YOU, yes YOU, have referred to on multiple occasions - before I ever did - as "INDY Clark" as well as "Nadia" and whose former address you once revealed] a "discussion ". You see, Mr. President-REJECT, for there to be a discussion there has to be more than one party exchanging ideas in regards to a topic. In that circumstance there was only YOU posting disgusting comments - that no one replied to - about a perverted scenario that is a product of your disgusting imagination. IF NadINDYa, and numerous other people you've referred to in veiled comments, not to mention various family members like your brother, your mother and your children were aware of those comments, they would very likely be sickened by them. Give serious thought to adjusting the course of your life.  (Thursday Sep 4 | post #545)

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HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

A little Tom Cochrane... I can dig that! Here's Dougie's anthem: http://youtu.be/6Z xE2G7Wu2s?t=20m41s  (Wednesday Sep 3 | post #529)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

I've got it - Vlad's June 2006 visit to Bethel was an invisible "parousia ", right? Visible only to, well... you, or some such nonsense?  (Wednesday Sep 3 | post #524)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

This June 2006 event you speak of doesn't seem to be listed among the PITTSBURGH POUNCER's Presidential trips: http://en.wikipedi a.org/wiki/List_of _presidential_trip s_made_by_Vladimir _Putin#2006 ...nor does it appear to be listed among President Bush's June 2006 events: http://georgewbush -whitehouse.archiv es.gov/news/releas es/2006/06/ What say you about this seeming lack of Putin in the US in June 2006 when he supposedly stood on the steps of Bethel - in Brooklyn, New York - Mr. Clark, sir?  (Wednesday Sep 3 | post #523)

Q & A with FH Chandler

Headline:

HATH UNDERSTANDING? RECKON...

Hometown:

whereprettyliesperish.ru

Neighborhood:

Just off of Krem Ln, #666

Local Favorites:

There's a hole in the bucket, dear Eliza... Dear Eliza, there's a hole in the bucket! A HOLE!

I Belong To:

A roving gang of Tom Brokaw clones, black combat veterans half your age and the "NOBODY LOSES TO DOUGLAS CLARK" protection plan.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm waiting patiently for the FBI [and their KGB handlers] with hot coffee, donuts, ponchiki and Stolichnaya vodka at the ready.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

Don't worry, I'll beam my posts into your brain.

I'm Listening To:

http://youtu.be/7mHe6FMs46o

Read This Book:

http://thereligionofpeace.com/

Favorite Things:

Synthetic telepathy neural decoding your every thought. EW! You just wished you could sniff my socks!

On My Mind:

A sip of wine, possibly a 2nd. And wondering if the IRS was using a TRS-80 as an Email server.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

NadINDYa's favorite (yes, FAVORITE!) song [SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE WARNING]: http://youtu.be/gncW1zqMFgs

I Believe In:

Using [abusing] my super Watchtower/Major League Baseball/National Security Agency/Topix-approved [with permission from "The First Beast", i.e., Mr. Vladimir Vladimirovich "PITTSBURGH POUNCER" Putin] forum moderator/mind-reading/thought-control powers - with FULL editing and deletion privileges - for fun, profit and to remove "incriminating" "evidence" [or the delusional ramblings of a couple of creepy fruitcakes] from the forums. One hilariously claimed I'd committed a "cyber crime" by using a proxy server, even though I hadn't used a proxy server. He showed up - after having not just his login account but EVERY POST from that account deleted from the forum - on September 3, 2014 to post the "Only Truth Here" from, wait for it, "ANONYMOUS PROXY"! The FBI [and KGB] will no doubt be picking him up at the Chinese buffet any time now, but not before one of our operatives at Facebook edits the "extremely important" mantis shrimp posts on his timeline. The way they edited his "extremely important FBI posts" on jehovahs-witness.net. Because he's important. Really REALLY important. So important that people have been placed on every social-media website in existence specifically to mess with him on the off chance he shows up. Also, no professional sports team from Toronto wins a championship while I'm alive. I'm like The Smoking Man that way. Yes, I/we've got THAT much power. We built the freaking HAARP Array, by Eliza/Ralph! We use it to broadcast Kingdom Melodies and Charles Sinutko talks on a sub-aural carrier wave. And if you don't like it, I've got a big, floppy Game-of-Thrones-sized wiener to dangle in your face. [For the irredeemably stupid, ALL of the preceding is /sarcasm]