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HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Nope, it's still me. And my mention of that person YOU referred to many times as "INDY Clark" even though she's not a Clark [aka Nadia] wasn't an accident. It was in reference to your ridiculous claim that Whitney Heichel was murdered to scare "INDY Clark" from coming back to Pittsburgh at your request. And with regard to your "official " campaign slogan - another silly comment seeing as how you had no "official " campaign - you are OFFICIALLY Governor REJECT Douglas Clark. And there was nothing "strange " about me not mentioning your silly claim that Tom Ridge spent $3,000,000,000.00 [if that's what was actually spent] to beat you. I didn't mention it because it isn't true. Whatever Tom Ridge spent to win the 1998 PA Gubernatorial Election, it was spent to defeat Ivan Itkin, Peg Luksik and Ken Krawchuk - the people who were actually on the ballot. He wouldn't have wasted the cost of a cheese sandwich on the 281 write-in votes cast in that election. On that point, if you actually received your own write-in vote, I'd be shocked. Bye for now. Keep your teeth clean!  (Thursday Aug 28 | post #474)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Mr. District Attorney [Elect] has no clothes.  (Tuesday Aug 26 | post #465)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

That's hilarious coming from you, a guy who goes around falsely accusing the AD of the University of Pittsburgh of being a KGB Agent, to say nothing of the things you have him doing with members of the Football team. For shame, really. It speaks volumes that you question my credibility, and not just because you can't seem to respond to questions about your own crackpot claims - questions that quote you pretty much word-for-word. I feel your pain, tovarisch. If I had to defend the nutty nonsense you post here, I'd be embarrassed to.  (Monday Aug 25 | post #444)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

I remember, Mr. Pretty Tony. I remember you claiming [1] that Ms. Heichel was murdered - presumably by those you call "the reall killers" i.e. "satanic " Agents of Mr. Putin inside the Watchtower - to "scare" the one you've referred to over and over again as "Indy Clark" [but whom you've also referred to as "Nadia J."] away from associating with you. I also remember you became somewhat irate at another poster in that thread for daring to take you to task for inventing a conspiracy theory about her murder and acting as though it had anything to do with you. Or am I "twisting " things? Reference: _____ [1] http://www.topix.c om/forum/religion/ jehovahs-witness/T I4FORQ6ELTP4HVGI/p ost525  (Monday Aug 25 | post #440)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Also, what did I "twist"?  (Friday Aug 22 | post #416)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

You could NEVER get ANYONE to acknowledge your political campaigns? I thought "Vlad" [i.e., Russian President Vladimir Putin], whom you referred to as the real President of the US, considered you such a threat because you were "ahead in all of the polls" and "guaranteed a landslide victory" in the 1999 Allegheny County District Attorney race that in July of of that year he flew "George (KGB) Bush" as you called him and former PA Governor Tom Ridge - who beat you in the 1998 Governor's race - out in a helicopter and gave you a good talking to; when that didn't work he [in an event that you claim "destroyed my family" and which you recently commemorated] subjected your wife to brainwashing/hypno sis at the hands of the KGB [via their agents at the University of Pittsburgh] and had "black leaders" who might be outraged over it "bought off", along with the local media who he ordered to "shut up" about you. [That's all from pages 33 & 34 of your old "Governor Elect Douglas Clark 1998" Geocities site, FYI.] That's quite a stable of highly placed "political foes" you have for a campaign you claim you could NEVER get ANYONE to acknowledgeI've been wondering about that. Your 72 page [not counting the pages detailing the PITT Athletics conspiracy against you or the "September 11" site you claim was censored by the US Government or the similar "September 11" site that wasn't, not to mention the "6whitney " Homestead site] "gedc1998 " site ends abruptly in 2003. You started making websites again in 2006 on Tripod where you claimed that there was going to be an "attack" at the 2006 District Convention at the University of Nebraska - where a person you allege is a KGB Agent and was involved in the brainwashing/hypno sis of your wife was serving as Athletic Director. At first I thought Mr. P was the connection between your online activities in 2003 and 2006. Then I remembered your 2004 attempt to hook up with Judah Ben and your "discovery " of the UNDPI non-issue [which, as I pointed out previously and which you didn't address, you claimed to know about in 1998 on the missing-in-inactio n "Not Him Again" subpage of your "chasingcrimi nals734" site]. I assume something in that timeframe happened to cause you to believe that the WTS was under the control of Mr. Putin and his "satanic " agents who woould later pull a "pounce job" on "Indy Clark"? And Brother Duke/Dukes [you have to know who I'm talking about, even if I've got the name wrong; in case you can't tell, I sort of dislike that guy] was he involved? Was he a KGB Agent? And was your son that you claim Bill Clinton threatened to execute the person he spoke of in his public talks when he referred to "our boys" joining the military?  (Friday Aug 22 | post #414)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

I was just following up on a funny comment of Stingo's from a couple weeks back and I got to looking back on some old back-and-forth between me and Dougie. He's harmless, BTW. Well, mostly. And the other one is just a loud-mouth. In looking through our old posts I got to looking at some of his silly Tripod sites and found that I'd missed a bunch of them, one he claimed was shut down by the US Government because it told the "truth" about 9/11. Among the "truths" the US Government felt was so damning [I say laughable] was the [I suspect FALSE] claim that the University of Pittsburgh's former AD Steve Pederson was a "KGB Agent" and that a local sports writer/commentator and a local late-night call-in show host were part of the "coverup " of 9/11. I wanted to get his comments on it. BTW Dougie, your various websites didn't elaborate on Ron Cook and Johnny McIntyre. What sort of tall tells were you telling about them?  (Wednesday Aug 20 | post #396)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Whoa, buddy! You're taking ME to task for a "veiled" comment? You're the king of veiled commentary, my friend! But since you brought it up, the only reason I quoted the term "Perry Traditional Academy" was because I knew it as Peabody High School [the one on the corner of Highland and East Liberty Blvd]. I think they call it "Obama Academy" now, but I could have my City League schools mixed up. That, and I thought the name was silly. Now that I think of it, didn't they do away with City League? As to your various political campaigns, there was a brother from a city congregation, I can't remember which, whose name I'm pretty sure was either Duke or Dukes. That name ring a bell? He was a rather well-traveled when it came to Sunday Public Talks and, if I remember correctly, was something of a bigwig when it came to the District Conventions. One of my last memories of attending the KH was him visiting the congregation I was attending at the time and mentioning, his words, a "crazy former JW" who I thought he called "North Side Willy", but who upon further reflection and knowledge was actually calling you "North Side WALLY" who thought he was "doing Jehovah's will" or something along those lines by running for Mayor of Pittsburgh. I suppose he was just confused as to which office you sought. That whole "impersonatin g a public official" thing sort of makes sense now. Did they know you were actually going around referring to yourself as "Governor-Ele ct Douglas Clark"? So come on, tell me about your 1998 UN knowledge and Steve Pederson. Where'd you come by that nasty rumor? And what happened in 1999? And please, no "veiled" comments; give me the truth stripped bare.  (Wednesday Aug 20 | post #393)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

No lie; the orange-upholstered chairs at the Coraopolis, PA (near Moon, location of Pittsburgh International Airport) assembly hall [what I referred to as "Brother Bill's house" after the guy who lived there and served as manager; is he still alive and kicking? I only ask you since you were still an active JW into 2009 and I was out in late 2000/early 2001] were freaking ugly. Did that place ever get remodeled? If so, did they re-do those ugly-ass chairs? Are you saying you didn't run for Governor? Mayor? District Attorney? I can give links to where you boasted of it, if need be; remember where you created an Email address referring to yourself as "Governor-Ele ct Douglas Clark"? I just can't get over what you accused former Pitt Athletic Director Steve Pederson of - and I'm not talking about you accusing him of being a KGB agent. Was that part of why you had some problems with the campus police? While we're on the subject of your 1998 campaign for Governor, one of your old Tripod websites [the "chasingcrimi nals734" one] used to have a subpage where you claimed to know about the non-issue of WT associating with the UN's Department of Public information - in 1998, several years before it became public knowledge. How'd you come by that? And why'd you take down the "chasingcrimi nals" subpage? Or did the US Government censor that page the way they did your Sept. 11 conspiracy site on Geocities? Just curious.  (Wednesday Aug 20 | post #388)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

I only ask because I found out that Dougie was exactly who I thought he was a couple of years back when I asked him about running for Mayor of Pittsburgh. It turns out he's actually - and I'm NOT kidding - not only run for Mayor of Pittsburgh, but Allegheny County District Attorney AND Governor of Pennsylvania. That knowledge was so disturbing I found myself dreaming of him giving a political speech from the stage of Brother Bill's house with those god-awful (pun intended) orange-upholstered seats.  (Wednesday Aug 20 | post #385)

Jehovah's Witness

HEY Pittsburgh! What Happened?!

Hey Pittsburgh area folks, I've got a question for you. It's been a long time since I've been out to Brother Bill's house out near Moon, but I'm wondering if he ever remodeled; did he reupholstered his furniture, because that orange was just plain BLAH.  (Wednesday Aug 20 | post #384)

Jehovah's Witness

DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

You know, I'm really torn... On one hand, I hate the idea that Dougie actually confronted some poor sap who he thought was me at the Internet Cafe; someone minding his own business who only stopped in to see if his favorite "Jem" fanfic site had been updated. On the other hand, bumfighting... I could go either way on this. Point me in a direction.  (Wednesday Aug 13 | post #344)

Jehovah's Witness

DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Fixed it for you.  (Wednesday Aug 13 | post #330)

Jehovah's Witness

DOUGLAS CLARK Looking For ALL AVAILABLE, Single Females!

Emphasis added] I don't need to be any closer, and I don't need no black helicopters; I've got cloaked drones following Dougie and that Kirk Hennigan or whatever his name is around 24/7, watching their every move.  (Jun 25, 2014 | post #250)

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Neighborhood:

Just off of Krem Ln, #666

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There's a hole in the bucket, dear Eliza... Dear Eliza, there's a hole in the bucket! A HOLE!

I Belong To:

A roving gang of Tom Brokaw clones, black combat veterans half your age and the "NOBODY LOSES TO DOUGLAS CLARK" protection plan.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm waiting patiently for the FBI [and their KGB handlers] with hot coffee, donuts, ponchiki and Stolichnaya vodka at the ready.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

Don't worry, I'll beam my posts into your brain.

I'm Listening To:

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Read This Book:

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2012-11-06/it-doesnt-matter

Favorite Things:

Synthetic telepathy neural decoding your every thought. EW! You just wished you could sniff my socks!

On My Mind:

A sip of wine, possibly a 2nd. And wondering if the IRS was using a TRS-80 as an Email server.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

https://www.vladimirputin.ru/tankdocs/, https://jw.org/cmufriendsandfamilyportal.html

I Believe In:

Using [abusing] my super Watchtower/Major League Baseball/National Security Agency/Topix-approved [with permission from "The First Beast", i.e., Mr. V. Putin] forum moderator/mind-reading/thought-control powers - with FULL editing and deletion privileges - for fun, profit and to remove "incriminating" "evidence" [or the delusional ramblings of a couple of creepy fruitcakes] from the forums. And to keep ANY professional sports team from Toronto from winning a championship. Yes, I/we've got THAT much power. We built the freaking HAARP Array, by Eliza/Ralph! We use it to broadcast Kingdom Melodies and Charles Sinutko talks on a sub-aural carrier wave. And if you don't like it, I've got a big, floppy Game-of-Thrones-sized wiener to dangle in your face. [For the irredeemably stupid, all of the preceding is /sarcasm]