Fat Man Dorito Profile

Headline:

I aint scurd of joo!

Hometown:

Cheese heaven

Neighborhood:

DA HOOD

Local Favorites:

Dorito soup, Dorito sandwhich, Dorito chicken pot pie

I Belong To:

The Dorito Cult

When I'm Not on Topix:

Im usually eating Doritos and watching Charles in charge

Read My Forum Posts Because:

Im cool as ranch doritos

I'm Listening To:

Doritos and the fritos

Read This Book:

The 5 Doritos I ate in heaven

Favorite Things:

Doritos

On My Mind:

Dortios

I Believe In:

That every Dorito has a purpose on this earth.