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Mar 6, 2010

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Bennington, VT

Town Drunk

dare aint noe weigh dat hee cud dew dat! darre aint noe croebarr bigg enuf two prye yer hed owta yer azz!  (Jan 2, 2016 | post #90)

Bennington, VT

IBM leadership notifies Shumlin of layoffs

Datz rite! Day eeben gibb mee uh twenny sent raze! Noe, know twenny per sent -- twenny sent. Eye iz uh upp end cummin bidnezman. Knot liek dat loozer Kiel. Hee iz stil kleenin thuh portuh pottees et thuh tard kamp. Ween thuh spanshun cumms, eye hoeps two bee prumoated two uh jobber thet gitz mee et leese tenn dollers en ower!  (Mar 1, 2014 | post #3)

Bennington, VT

How did Kiel KY Smellyboy get his new computer office job.

Wid dis menny votes, thet Smellyboy kidd shud run fer offis. Jes liek hiz daddie did. Sumpin thet don rekwire a brane, liek constiabull.  (Aug 20, 2013 | post #60)

Bennington, VT

police search warrent raid

wuts a warrent?  (Jan 21, 2013 | post #29)

Bennington, VT

Paul Sleeman sentenced to two Years

Duz thet meen yew iz a lezzbein? Wee gotz lotsa dem inn wuffurd, acounta da lacka telligint menfolk.  (Aug 8, 2012 | post #36)

Bennington, VT

Experts say future is sunny for solar industry

Iffin yooz a perfvert, end yoo iz frum tennis-see. wud yew like two dait mye sistere? Shee lieks them perfverted folks. Lett mee noe. Itt iz gittin cloes two satdee. Eye ken rentt her owt iffin yew don wan her.  (Aug 8, 2012 | post #373)

Bennington, VT

Paul Sleeman sentenced to two Years

Where did you get your screen name from? Are you one of them girly-mans? I know that you are a friend of Marky's, but don't you know his prefeneces run from livestock, to underaged boys to overaged boys to knotholes in wood before he gets to girly-mans?  (Jan 15, 2012 | post #12)

Bennington, VT

History repeats itself

Marky, too cute. You're still trying to post. Gotta give you something for persistence. Of course most people would see that as pathetic.  (Dec 6, 2011 | post #5)

Bennington, VT

History repeats itself

Ain't it cute how Marky is a masturbating ninja, rating the posts. It is about as effective and makes as many people happy as Marky masturbating to livestock magazines. Marky, give it up. You look like even more of a loser that you are. And that is quite a feat.  (Dec 6, 2011 | post #4)

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The ice of winters past - and present

No lard left at Hannafords, and the livestock screaming on Burgess Road last night resulted in a dozen noise complaints. Nobody could find the constiapatiable of east benntown to investigate them. what is this world coming to?  (Feb 20, 2011 | post #15)

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Anyone seen Marky this morning?

...And why is Hannafords completely out of lard? I'm a little worried. He said something about tracking a crazy guy last night after Leedoe rejected his advances.  (Feb 13, 2011 | post #1)

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Is the Game Warden above the law?

Marky, quit yer yabberin and stock up on the lard for tonites pardee. Leedoe sed you ran out lass week.  (Feb 12, 2011 | post #10)

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Rabid fox attacks local boy

"gate"? Evrybuddy noes itts gaite! Howe ken yew bee ay jurnlist effin yew kent spel?  (Jul 25, 2010 | post #7)

Q & A with Elrod Cooper


Me and Me Brother Cletus


Woodford, Vermont


same as me brothers

Local Favorites:

his or mine

I Belong To:

you be long so what. I be short.

When I'm Not on Topix:

im off of topix

Read My Forum Posts Because:

how ya gonna write on a post? thats stupid

I'm Listening To:

cant hear since the accident

Read This Book:

what if I dont wanna read ur book

Favorite Things:

beer trucks

On My Mind:

cousin Bessy's hooters

I Believe In:

I dont get this one. ya talkin about the tooth ferry or santa claus?