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LIRR adds trains, and a drinking ban

Oh, I guess you proofed all these drinkers to determine that they were underage?  (Dec 31, 2007 | post #13)

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Bicyclist dies in hit-and-run -

Closest bar West of there is the Wellington or Mike's Place in Coram, at least 5 miles away.  (Oct 17, 2007 | post #10)

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Bank worker charged with bilking ill customers -

Cheryl Pierson was working at Marine Midland Bank in Middle Island shortly following her little 'incident'  (Sep 20, 2007 | post #40)

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Bank worker charged with bilking ill customers -

" that she bilked to elderly customers " I wish I had a job as a proofreader at Newsrag. I halve a spelling chequer It came with my pea sea It plane lee marques four my revue Miss steaks aye ken knot sea Eye ran this poem threw it Your sure reel glad two no It's vary polished in it's weigh My chequer tolled me sew A chequer is a bless sing It freeze yew lodes of thyme It helps me awl stiles two reed And aides mi when aye rime To rite with care is quite a feet Of witch won should be proud And wee mussed dew the best wee can Sew flaws are knot aloud And now bee cause my spelling is checked with such grate flare Their are know faults with in my cite Of nun eye am a wear Each frays come posed up on my screen Eye trussed to be a joule The chequer poured o'er every word To cheque sum spelling rule That's why aye brake in two averse My righting wants too pleas Sow now ewe sea wye aye dew prays Such soft wear for pea seas  (Sep 20, 2007 | post #39)

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Driver sought in hit-and-run in Middle Island -

I was driving through Middle Island last night when this happened, saw the FD responding and heard the chopper. At least I know what it was all about now. I hope they catch the scvmbag  (Sep 19, 2007 | post #5)

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Knife pulled on 7-Eleven clerk in Elmont -

Nope, it'd be his great-grandmother that he should be mad at. His Daddy is Burnice Jr, and Grandad is the original Burnince, it's his momma, **** , that set the ball rolling.  (Sep 17, 2007 | post #11)

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Woman killed by LIRR train in apparent suicide -

There doeas appear to be a few 'gaps' in the story.  (Sep 17, 2007 | post #72)

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Woman killed by LIRR train in apparent suicide -

Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see... [REFRAIN]: that suicide is painless It brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate without that ever-present hate but now I know that it's too late, and... [REFRAIN] The game of life is hard to play I'm gonna lose it anyway The losing card I'll someday lay so this is all I have to say. [REFRAIN] The only way to win is cheat And lay it down before I'm beat and to another give my seat for that's the only painless feat. [REFRAIN] The sword of time will pierce our skins It doesn't hurt when it begins But as it works its way on in The pain grows stronger...watch it grin, but... [REFRAIN] A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key is it to be or not to be and I replied 'oh why ask me?' [REFRAIN] 'Cause suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. ...and you can do the same thing if you please.  (Sep 17, 2007 | post #25)

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Woman killed by LIRR train in apparent suicide -

At least she had the decency not to do it at rush hour.  (Sep 17, 2007 | post #11)

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Construction worker dies in Verrazano Bridge fall -

He was a week early 'fall' doesn't start until the 23rd.  (Sep 14, 2007 | post #3)

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The excitement grows again for Yankees-Red Sox -

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The excitement grows again for Yankees-Red Sox -

Um, dumbarse, this is the AL, neither Clemens nor Schilling will be in the batters box. Jeebus, buy a clue somewhere  (Sep 14, 2007 | post #21)

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Man gets 25 more years for killing ex's new beau -

You need to take remedial reading comprehension. The girl was a student at F.I.T. not the sick mofo.  (Sep 14, 2007 | post #11)

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Motorcyclist killed in Bellmore accident -

Probably trying to pass another vehicle and didn't see the oncoming car. Thankfully the innocent driver in the other car looks like he's gonna pull through.  (Sep 14, 2007 | post #13)

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Man chases down hit-and-run suspect -

I'll bet this week's paycheck that it was an illegal speck driving an uninsured car with NC or PA plates.  (Sep 14, 2007 | post #20)

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