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Clearfield, PA

ER abusers

My TRUDS (Thong Related Uterine Disease) research doesn't allow me the opportunity to work in the ER much anymore. But this is not a new problem. I recall my experience as an intern during the 1980s at Clearfield and Philipsburg Hospitals, many ER patients could probably have scheduled appointments with their primary care physicians and saved the hospital and insurance companies a lot of money. However, most hospital waiting rooms provide a comfortable place for families to spend quality time together, perusing various periodicals and other reading materials while enjoying cable television that may or may not be available in their homes. Some waiting rooms have toys and many modern hospitals even provide sandboxes in which the children can play while the family watches television.  (Jan 6, 2012 | post #5)

Clearfield, PA

Do you think Sara Palin will run for presdent?

Technically and medically speaking, Sarah Palin's ovaries DO NOT produce eggs with one extra chromosome. If we do the math, Sarah Palin has 5 children, only one of these has the extra chromosome which manifests itself in the condition known as Downs syndrome. So if you average the number of chromosomes of each of the Palin children and divide by 5, her offspring are averaging 26.2 chromosomes each, or just one fifth of one chromosome extra per child.  (Jul 19, 2011 | post #10)

Clearfield, PA

Pregnant and smoking

How nice it is to be back, and under your skin!  (Jun 9, 2011 | post #11)

Clearfield, PA

Thongs

In light of the recent hot and humid weather, I am bumping this thread up as a public service announcement and a reminder about the health risks associated with wearing certain slutty types of undergarments. Wearing thongs does present serious health concerns when they are worn by young women who live an active lifestyle. This can be researched on line. In June of 2009, Oprah dedicated an entire program to the growing problem of thong related uterine disease. Since the increased popularity of thongs in the early part of this decade, uterine tract infections have increased more than 100% among American women between the ages of 16 and 25. At the hospital where I work, we have seen more bruising of the clitoris during the past ten years, as a result of thongs, particularly those thongs made from a lower grade of fabric, often manufactured in China and Pakistan. Obviously, the proximity of the vagina to the anus and the substantial amount of perspiration in and around the taint area make for a putrifying cocktail of bacteria and skid, easily absorbed through the thin fabric into the vagina and bloodstream. Women who insist on wearing thongs risk serious health issues, including but not limited to, uterine tract infections, which could lead to chlamydia, sterility or birth defects. There has been one documented case where a young lady contracted diptheria after she wore the same thong for 3 days. This is not a joke. If there are young women at the middle school and high school wearing thongs, I hope they read this. Mothers who wear thongs, and purchase thongs for their daughters, please share this article with your daughters. If this post helps to save just one person, it will be worth it." Dr. Mike Rotch  (Jun 9, 2011 | post #136)

Clearfield, PA

Pregnant and smoking

Actually, smoking while pregant isn't all bad. Studies show that smoking is a great way to help control weight gain during pregnancy and to alleviate stress that mothers frequently experience during gestation. Other studies show that men actually find a pregnant woman who smoke more attractive and less inhibited in the bedroom than their non-smoking counter-parts.  (Jun 9, 2011 | post #9)

Clearfield, PA

May God Bless Anita Bath and The United States of America

Anita Bath lives on, at the Susquehanna washed, sunset gates of Edgewood, in the decent hearts and minds of Clearfield Topix readers and around the world, sharing her wit and wisdom, her tales of joy and pain with any body capable of discerning the difference between the virtual and the actual, satire and serious, truth and fiction. But moreover, Anita BathÂ’s mild eyes command the foolish hearts of the wicked, the ignorant and the huddled needle-dicked masses, forever yearning to breathe free through their nostrils and not through their mouths. It is upon these feckless tards the Mighty Woman holds her Torch, its flame --imprisoned lightning, brightly illuminating their idiocy and incessantly haunting their feeble minds May God Bless Anita Bath, and the United States of America.  (May 4, 2011 | post #1)

Clearfield, PA

Thongs

Congratulations. The first step to recovering from being a slut is admitting that you have a problem. With this post, you have all but confirmed that you wear a thong, now we need to work toward getting you tested for TRUDs. You are still in great denial about the dangers of thongs, however. A thong g string is to skid and taint sweat what the autobahn is to a chocolate colored Ferrari. Sure, we can presume that a woman who wears regular panties and has a heavy flow of taint sweat is at risk for contacting TRUDs. But think about this for a moment: If you leave Edgewood in your Dodge Neon to go to Peebles for a new thong because there is a sale in their slutwear department, do you take Old Town Road or do you take the Clearfield Bypass? Not only are you a slut, you are a Tard, too. I think you might be a troll as well. Get some help.  (Apr 21, 2011 | post #128)

Clearfield, PA

This Word.

what's the matter, Anita Tard? did your middle school daughter leave her skid marked thong in the bathroom sink this morning? Dodge wont start? We have a support group for you at the Topix Profesionals Group.  (Jan 4, 2011 | post #17)

Clearfield, PA

Meet the Topics Professionals Group

I am spearheading a new thread where professionals like myself and if he is willing,the good psychologist can take questions to help us get to know some of the Topics posters. I know some of you could greatly benefit from this thread. particularly the gentleman who uses the names "Anita Tard" and "Anita Crotch Bitch" who exhibits very low self esteem, probably a result of his low IQ, extreme jealousy of Ms. Anita Bath, and some serious anger issues. I would especially like for this thread to help clients like him. We are here for you, Anita Tard, it's okay. Take deep breaths. The psychologist and I can teach you the counting technique and help you let it all out. Of course, we will be here to answer your questions about skid and taint health and anything else that we can help you with. I will present you with new information about the fight against TRUDs (Thong Related Uterine Disease) and perhaps we can have a little fun along the way. Here is the latest, a steam bath for your vagina. Not yet recommended by the TRUDs Prevention Society, but I think it is a wonderful thing. Thong wearers should definitely check it out. http://articles.la times.com/2010/dec /20/health/la-he-v -steam-20101220  (Dec 22, 2010 | post #1)

Clearfield, PA

Thongs

I am happy to hear that this thread has inspired families such as yours to engage in discussion about health and hygiene. It is true that sometimes such difficult and awkward subject matters like anal drippage, skid and taint perspiration can sometimes help close the generation gap that often exists between parents and their teenage children. Low and behold, sometimes these honest and straight forward talks with our children can indeed help bring families together. And that's what makes my work in this field worthwhile. However, we still have a long way to go. This thread is evidence there is still a great deal of ignorance out there regarding TRUDs, thongs, and the ways in which you can contract TRUDs. Below I have listed the seven basics to help put your minds at ease: 1. You cannot get TRUDs from dry humping your partner. 2. You cannot get TRUDs from a mosquito bite. 3. You cannot get TRUDs from swimming in a pool with someone with TRUDs who happens to urinate in the pool, (although if the infected person defacates in the pool, I recommend that you get out, take a quick shower and be tested ASAP). 4. You cannot get TRUDs from a toilet seat. 5. French kissing will not give you TRUDs. 6. You cannot get TRUDs from masterbating. 7. You cannot get TRUDS from forcing yourself sexually upon your dogs or your cats. On the other hand, if you wear a thong, you increase your chances of Thong Related Uterine Disease by more than 100 fold. One doctor at a TRUDs conference I attended in Boston last week put it best when he said, "Thongs are the Clara Bartons of Chlamydia, Diptheria and skid". I think we all know what that means. Keep up the good work people! God Bless.  (Oct 13, 2010 | post #79)

Clearfield, PA

Women legs amputated in South Park

Any word on how she is doing?  (Oct 13, 2010 | post #54)

Clearfield, PA

Who do you support for Lieutenant Governor in Pennsylvani...

Is Conklin a local boy?  (Oct 13, 2010 | post #28)

Clearfield, PA

Who do you support for State House in Pennsylvania (Distr...

Time for somebody new.  (Oct 13, 2010 | post #6)

Clearfield, PA

Who do you support for U.S. Senate in Pennsylvania in 2010?

Toomey is a right wing wacco. Sestac has military background.  (Oct 13, 2010 | post #165)

Clearfield, PA

Breast Milk and Urine

Don't put them in your eyes. http://www.abs-cbn news.com/lifestyle /09/27/10/breastmi lk-urine-no-cure-s ore-eyes  (Oct 8, 2010 | post #1)