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Are you crazy for coupons?

you can certainly make them, scan a coupon for a desired amount you'd prefer then find a coupon for the product you like, take the bar code out of the desired amount coupon and paste it in the new coupon. be sure that you insert the amount that will be scanned from the bar code into the new coupon so it doesn't raise any flags in case you have a perceptive cashier. also make sure go to the intended store beforehand to see how the receipt shows the scanned coupon. verify that it just states vendor coupon or a generic line item on there so it's not specific, also make sure the exp date is accurate. the super markets then submit those collected coupons to the manufacturer's and they are the ones who take the hit, not the store or the individual. but that's just how I think it could be done. I'm an impulse buyer so I have no desire to do this.  (May 26, 2011 | post #2)

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Man pleads guilty in hammer attacks

he wasn't an MC was he? because that would be ironic. hammer lost everything after he dropped the MC.  (May 23, 2011 | post #4)

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Milky Way full of wandering planets, new research suggests

how is it going to be debunked? are we supposed to go back in time a bit over 10 billion years? it's a theory which has been steadily gaining more ground from the particles they've been observing from the LHC and similar testing apparatus as well as the fusion of atoms forming different elements we have today. someone isn't a nerd are they chick henesee? can't grasp principals of physics? perhaps you should look at this silly goose, http://en.wikipedi a.org/wiki/Big_Ban g . obviously you'll need to look up most of the terminology since it's obvious that being easily led and growing up in a religious environment then blocking all concepts of how things work formed you into what you had just written.  (May 21, 2011 | post #4)

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Wrestler Randy 'Macho Man' Savage dies in Fla. wreck

@helphul , there's an ongoing bit on a radio show I listen to. the bit is, what's the longest duration of time we can go before a wrestler dies. I think the longest was 80 days. these fella's bodies are wrecked. but this is obviously different. not the usual heart failure they encounter in their mid-40's I suppose I should snap into a slim jim to memorialize this fine human. I guess it was the end of the world for Mr. Savage today.  (May 21, 2011 | post #3)

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Milky Way full of wandering planets, new research suggests

it's about time there's something remotely informative. ironically I've been watching the universe documentaries on netflix streaming. I can bet a buck or two that mr. author here got his inspiration for this article from a similar source.  (May 18, 2011 | post #2)

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Spring Grove school budget to bring tax increase

hopefully just after you pass away, it'll be magical! everyone will work as a community of perfection. but all the bitching will stop and it was just the last one that needed perish.  (May 4, 2011 | post #3)

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Drug take-back day planned for Saturday

who's the individual who gets to sort through all these scripts picking out the good ones for self enjoyment?  (Apr 28, 2011 | post #2)

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Hard-working cop named York's officer of the year

I'd have to put in another application so I could run the fryer. it's difficult dumping a bag with the proper volume of french fries into a basket, dropping it in a fryer, pushing a button then waiting for an annoying buzzer to sound. it takes talent to do this. I'd have to be interviewed for this position as it is in the utmost demand wherein this new application would be necessary to weed out those degenerates who cant make the grade. it's important I wear multiple hats at my fast food occupation. you realize someday I'm going to be assistant night shift manager correct? I actually wasn't aware there was staff rotation. I guess you may know this from experience?  (Mar 19, 2011 | post #21)

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Hard-working cop named York's officer of the year

what would necessitate the need to unclog the bathroom facilities? I'd rather just put an 'Out of Order' sign on the door and encourage the patrons of the fine establishment to urinate in my mouth if need be. should I put an application in to work there? I'd rather work at a dollar store. now that's trashy.  (Mar 19, 2011 | post #19)

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Hard-working cop named York's officer of the year

just an expression of emotion at that particular momentthanks. just attempting a round about way with a personal anecdote to express that it's a deserving honor for this individual since there's real crime to deal with not just handing out traffic ticketsporcelain receptacles are too expensive. I have though collected quite a bit of my excrement for use in making actual bricks. I suppose 3 years worth could make a half skid of bricks. perhaps you're in the market for some building supplies?  (Mar 19, 2011 | post #17)

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Northern Regional names Officer of the Year

I didn't actually defecate in my pants. it was just an expression.  (Mar 19, 2011 | post #27)

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Northern Regional names Officer of the Year

no need to. I don't do any of that anymore. just the expired sticker. it's more of a 'lets see how long I can go' kind of thing. and the only trash I have in my back seat are diet mountain dew bottles. I had my hiccup with the law between 2000-2005. prison 48 hours, 60 days, 6 months. all is well now. I've also heard all the deviations of my last name. 'Part High Part low' 'Fartlow' etc. not 'PartSLOW' though. thanks for the new name  (Mar 19, 2011 | post #26)

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Hard-working cop named York's officer of the year

york city cops do a bit more than hand out traffic citations. they're actually pretty lenient as well. about 8 years ago, two weeks before I turned 21, I had gotten pulled over by a york city gent, two more cop cars pulled up a few minutes later. bricks were being excreted from the bottom side at this point. I had just chugged 5 keystone ice's which weren't all the way in my blood yet (nice!) and also during the drive sparked up a bowl a few times. also, my backseat was filled with empty beer cans they were sifting through. (wow this guy is stupid why doesn't he clean out his car (shush my chick just dumped me a few days before)) forgot why I got pulled over but had to 'step out of the car' because he smelled some alcohol. had to do a field sobriety test and a breathalizer test (.034 5 ice beers would make it higher but I had just chugged them). now for a minor anything over a .02 is a 3rd tier dui offense. I felt a bit of fecal matter drip down my leg realizing this. low and behold he stated if I could find a ride I could skedaddle! walked away with 'minor prohibited to operate machinery with alcohol in system' summary offense. unlike surrounding areas these guys have real crime to deal with other than some douchebag who had a few beers with a dirty back seat. congratulations officer Reisenweber.  (Mar 18, 2011 | post #7)

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Northern Regional names Officer of the Year

Northern Regional was the first place I was finger printed that didn't use ink. nice 'digital imaging' pretty cool i'd say back in 2000 when I was arrested for something. I ought to be wary of the area since I'm privy to this fellas achievements since my car's inspection has been up since nov 2009  (Mar 17, 2011 | post #18)

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Police: Man leaves pot in plain sight in Upper Allen Town...

the guy has teeth that are this color for not caring what his chompers look like. it's not the pot. most likely a mix of coffee, cigarettes, poor diet and lack of proper oral hygiene. any competent individual could conclude this.  (Mar 17, 2011 | post #27)

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