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Homecoming Queen Beats Sis With Fake Leg

10 month old story...hmmmm  (Oct 20, 2008 | post #19)

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San Diego man caught with lobsters in pants

Who pinched him first, the lobsters or the cops?  (Oct 15, 2008 | post #20)

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Satirical Sarah Palin Facebook profile an Internet hit

This is a "fake" Facebook profile (ie "not real"). If you look at the picture, you can see it's on a website called Holy Taco.  (Oct 8, 2008 | post #24)

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South Korean actress dogged by Internet rumours found dead

I don't think this qualifies as "Offbeat "  (Oct 2, 2008 | post #2)

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Man catches bullet with his false teeth

Yeah, but this guy is in Croatia, so Criss Angel doesn't apply.  (Oct 1, 2008 | post #15)

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Man catches bullet with his false teeth

His friends say he's a spitfire.  (Oct 1, 2008 | post #8)

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Student Runs On 'Jesus' Platform

Her opponent put up a sign that says, "The Devil Loves You. Vote for Damien"  (Oct 1, 2008 | post #9)

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Judge to anti-feminist: Ladies' night is alright

90 or 9? "Ain't no drinking" is a double negative, so you're right, there is drinking. It's called wine or "the blood of Christ"  (Oct 1, 2008 | post #6)

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Woman in cow suit blocks traffic, pees on porch

She was udderly wasted.  (Sep 30, 2008 | post #2)

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Judge to anti-feminist: Ladies' night is alright

Everybody gets a free drink at church!  (Sep 30, 2008 | post #2)

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Hospital Workers Fired After Posting Patient Photos on My...

How could you tell it was yours? Was the gerbil still alive? ;)  (Sep 30, 2008 | post #32)

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Hospital Workers Fired After Posting Patient Photos on My...

Good answer! I agree, it's trust of a professional who is there to help you. I don't think I'd care if they took a picture of my femur sticking through my skin, but my white butt IS pretty recognizable ;)  (Sep 24, 2008 | post #16)

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Hospital Workers Fired After Posting Patient Photos on My...

I'm going to play devil's advocate here. If the patients' identity was concealed, so much that the hospital doesn't even know who the patients were, what privacy was violated? Is it any different than the news photographing fat people from the neck down or blurring their faces? The story doesn't specify what kind of injuries were photographed. If the pictures were of broken bones or bad cuts, that's one thing, if they are of injured genitalia, that's another. Since the story doesn't specify, the photographed injuries may have been more "general " than "genital. "  (Sep 24, 2008 | post #14)

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Oyster lunch yields 26 pearls for Lebanese couple

Awfully coincidental that the restaurant owner's wife was the one to find the pearls in her oyster. I'm guessing it's a publicity stunt, which is why the restaurant owner is insistent that there were 26 pearls in the oyster.  (Sep 10, 2008 | post #4)

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Team dumps logo near buttocks after 70-0 loss

It wasn't an "I" it was the "star" logo. Here: http://uidaho.wsu. edu/ma-philosophy/ images/all/ui-logo .gif Hmmm, that on the middle of the butt...I wonder why all the complaints?  (Sep 9, 2008 | post #13)

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