Nov 23, 2007
One thing for sure, is that you're not only a "fart in your moms ear, you're a fart in everyone's ear. In fact, you're an eye bleedin', crunchy booger eater...........LO L.....hee, that cracked me up! Harrrrrr! Sorry, but I'm stayin'. (Oct 4, 2013 | post #1040)
Yep, I heard it. Constant lip flappin', ear-itating excruciation! Harrrr! (Oct 4, 2013 | post #1036)
Somewhere, someone stuck to their guns and kept trying. Like the old saying, "If at first ya don't succeed, try, try again". Gotta be sumpthin' positive 'bout that, now ain't there? (Oct 4, 2013 | post #17)
Heard a guy complaining to Mainstreet Market that the C'ville papers they had in the box were a week old. Harrrrrr!!!! (Oct 4, 2013 | post #48)
Seen a poor ragged feller sittin out front to the homeless shelter today. He looked up at me an' said, "I ain't had a bite in days". So I bit him. Harrrrrrr!!! (Oct 3, 2013 | post #1028)
My mouse got wired, an' I sent his azz to rehab! Harrrrrrrr!!!! (Oct 2, 2013 | post #1009)
Harrrrr!! Score one for ol' M Clark. Ya nailed it. I are so ashamed. (Oct 2, 2013 | post #41)
I'm figurin' by now, that it's Linda that needs to shut the f**k up! I stole the question from a thing they did on the Jimmy Kimmel show askin' random people which one they thought was better. Get it? Not one person out of six even knew they were the same. This gig is up. I failed. Gee, I'm so surprised. Sheeeeeeeeeeesh!!! ! (Oct 2, 2013 | post #10)
Give it up, will ya? Jez tryin' to have fun. Sheeeeeeeeesh!!! (Oct 2, 2013 | post #5)
Which is best? The Affordable Care Act or Obamacare? (Oct 2, 2013 | post #1)
Yes. Call the office an' if you're lucky, they'll give you a password. (Oct 2, 2013 | post #33)
Ya remember the ol' days when the alley down there was lined with bicycles, an' the guys would load their baskets an' pedal off to their routes? It was a beginning for young men in those days to learn a little discipline and responsiblity. It helped them to 'earn' their money and feel like they were worth something on the way to manhood. Now, it's a bunch of overweight fountain coke slurpin' unlicensed drivers in unregistered cars (no mufflers, either). It's headquarters are in Kentucky and the people in our Connersville office have no idea what they're doing. We call to let them know our paper keeps landing 'yards' away from the porch, uncovered in the rain and last time we complained they replied they couldn't get us another one because they were out? We want to be proud of our 'hometown', but the last few years have proven that the newspaper here is totally worthless and a waste of money, especially in these tight economic times. An' yeah, we cancelled, too. (Oct 2, 2013 | post #31)
Seems to me that everyone forgets it was Bill 'BJ' Clinton was the one that lobbed some tomahawk missiles over on Al Qada playgrounds and started the whole mess. Ya reckon, Barry wants to impersonate his hero by doing the same to Syria? (Sep 12, 2013 | post #85)
Q & A with Connersvillian
Seen a leaf fall. Dammit!
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I Belong To:
When I'm Not on Topix:
I'm on other forums bothering people.
Read My Forum Posts Because:
I'm really THAT funny.
I'm Listening To:
That new group The Beatles
Read This Book:
Haven't read a book in years.
Not for public disclosure.
On My Mind:
Lots of mysterious voices.
I Believe In:
I'm old. I don't believe anything anymore.