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Man exposes himself to women in Greencastle

I think people from urban areas tend to take this less seriously because it's more frequent there. But I would hesitate to say this is always harmless. The flasher derives satisfaction from the ladiess' discomfort, and this is still a form of sexual sadism. It can, and sometimes does, escalate from there: Peeping, stalking, B and E's, worse.  (Mar 19, 2010 | post #52)

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Waynesboro cheerleaders bring home championship

Just keeping the pot stirred.  (Mar 18, 2010 | post #64)

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Man exposes himself to women in Greencastle

Sounds like a job for Ronnie Bartlett. He does a lot more than "observe and report."  (Mar 18, 2010 | post #11)

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Waynesboro cheerleaders bring home championship

I want this thread to crack 200 posts.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #57)

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Ask the Cumberland Valley Animal Shelter of Chambersburg

Wow, you can talk tough on the Internet. And you're pretty perceptive even without verbal cues. I like cats.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #7)

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Ask the Cumberland Valley Animal Shelter of Chambersburg

It's not my Day. It's Saint Patrick's.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #5)

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Letter to the Editor: Stop the slide in American culture

Another thread populated by people obviously molested by priests. Way to gang up on someone who is probably a senior citizen, douchies.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #58)

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To Mom at Giant

This is the greatest post ever.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #17)

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Ask the Cumberland Valley Animal Shelter of Chambersburg

This thread will reach 200 posts by dinner, mostly by virginal, ectomorphic social outcasts who over-identify with animals.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #3)

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Jury deliberations begin in malpractice suit

Every week something happens in this dump that makes us the laughingstock of the Commonwealth.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #4)

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A Flock of Seagulls VS. Frankie Goes to Hollywood

Discuss.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #1)

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Two Teens Taken to Hospital in Early Morning Crash

That's because most of them are jokes.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #18)

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Two Teens Taken to Hospital in Early Morning Crash

What words made you think anyone on this thread was "proud" of their child's misdeeds? I await your inevitable non-response.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #9)

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Proposal is among 4 for cramped Franklin County courts

Since they appear to strictly plea bargain, they can make do with a bleeping shed.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #5)

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Two Teens Taken to Hospital in Early Morning Crash

"Clockwork Orange" is here. Have you actually looked at teenagers lately? Barely coherent wimps, weirdos and tramps.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #5)

Q & A with Cletus Van Damme

Headline:

I'm sorry, Lem!

Hometown:

Gobbler's Knob, PA

Neighborhood:

Smurf Village

Local Favorites:

I don't leave my compound.

I Belong To:

Not a joiner.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm looking for Diro.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I might be going on the run soon.

I'm Listening To:

Joy Division

Read This Book:

"The Ice Storm," by Rick Moody.

Favorite Things:

n/a

On My Mind:

How to outsmart Vic.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

I hate the Internet.

I Believe In:

The power of love, and redemption through children.