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Art student fakes suicide attempt for college project

You're right. My bad. I didn't notice the age. Thirty-five and in art school? She's a bigger loser than I thought.  (Feb 5, 2009 | post #12)

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Woman claims McDonald's drink contained chemical

"So you didn't order the McLysol?..."  (Feb 5, 2009 | post #6)

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Man boldly robs Colo. store with Star Trek sword

He was sentenced to three years in the Phantom Zone http://www.angelfi re.com/ca4/sarahdo uglasp2/thephantom zonevillians.html  (Feb 5, 2009 | post #7)

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Road to driver's exam not easy street for S.Korean

Now, see, a person who relies on sterotypes would say that an Asian driver who fails the test 770 times is probably no different than one who passes. But since I don't believe in negative stereotypes, I won't say that.  (Feb 5, 2009 | post #3)

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Student in legal threat over excrement blunder

"I asked you not to touch my shit!" "I didn't touch your papers!" "I'm not talking about my papers I'm talking about my shit!" "Well, aren't those papers your shit?" "Yes, but they're not my SHIT!" "Then who's shit is it?" "It's my shit, but that's not..." "So then this is your shit!" "Yes it's my shit but I'm talking about my shit!" "Who's on first?.."  (Feb 5, 2009 | post #13)

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Date carves name in drunken man's arm

Sid and Nancy live!  (Feb 5, 2009 | post #15)

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NJ an accused of fondling himself in front of girls in Wal-Mart

I knew the prices there were good but... man!  (Feb 4, 2009 | post #17)

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Art student fakes suicide attempt for college project

Ah, those crazy art students. She'll have some wild stories to tell when she's 35 with three kids, carring 45 extra pounds and married to a Swedish FedEx driver.  (Feb 4, 2009 | post #4)

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Man caught smuggling pigeons in his trousers

Have you SEEN what pigeons do to statues? And he put them in his PANTS?!?  (Feb 4, 2009 | post #37)

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Group-sex partner tossed over balcony for refusing to leave orgy

She should have learned to share. It's rude to invite guests over and not offer them something. Even if that something is a little "sumpin' sumpin'".  (Feb 4, 2009 | post #30)

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Russian men 'cooked and ate' teenage girl

The WTF? Story of the Day.  (Feb 4, 2009 | post #1)

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Man gets 90 days for shouting 'Heil Hitler' at judge

WTF does civil rights have to do with it? Anyone who shouts something at a judge can get slapped with contempt if the judge wants to do it. There have been people give 30 days just for saying "Your Honor, this is unfair" without being called on by the judge. Stop your whining and trying to turn this into a "the poor put-upon white man" incident again. This dumb ass should have kept his mouth shut in court and only spoke when spoken to by the judge. That's how it works.  (Jan 30, 2009 | post #5)

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Improperly Prepared Blowfish Testicles Poison Seven

We'll be playing stuff from our debut album, "Eat Me and Die"  (Jan 30, 2009 | post #32)

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Improperly Prepared Blowfish Testicles Poison Seven

Ironically, this is the name of my band. "Ladies and gentlemen.. give it up for... IMPROPERLY PREPARED BLOWFISH TESTICLESSSSSSSSSS !!!"  (Jan 29, 2009 | post #11)

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PETA's Hot Super Bowl Ad Gets Banned by NBC

Amen. I was just about to post that same sentiment. Sexism is ok, but eating a piece of chicken is a crime against humanity? See PETS, THIS is why everyone thinks you guys are wacko. I'm not knocking your cause, just your increasingly insane tactics.  (Jan 29, 2009 | post #21)