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Blairsville, GA

Time to ban hunting

Iz athinkin thet they outta issue tags han permits fer to hunt them ole smelly Floridians. Iffin they woulds than maby we could clean ups the mountians like they ustea was fore the Floridian flock came.  (Dec 19, 2014 | post #15)

Blairsville, GA

Hillybillys han Floridians

Iffin yore family is from Germany thans wes is prob related ins some way fer our peoples prob came over ons the same boat.  (Dec 19, 2014 | post #22)

Hiawassee, GA

What do you buy a Floridiot for Christmas?

Iffin you really feels ins a givin way you ken buys a Floridian one of them gift thingies that pays to has one Tail removed or Webbing removed from tween their toes. They all so has a new gift card thet is good fer shock theripes what wakes ups ther minds.  (Dec 19, 2014 | post #17)

Hiawassee, GA

What do you buy a Floridiot for Christmas?

Iz don't mind fer yore self woulds be a good write offs.  (Dec 19, 2014 | post #16)

Hiawassee, GA

What do you buy a Floridiot for Christmas?

Well a big olds HOWDEY fer youse ole Florida Idiot Girlie. Hows did thet operations to gets them Webs out from tween yore work outs?? Did its help the way yore self walks, or doz you still slinks round. How doz its feel not to be an ole thing anymores? Iz wishes you han yores a good Christmas thingie.  (Dec 19, 2014 | post #15)

Hiawassee, GA

What do you buy a Floridiot for Christmas?

Har is something fer yous to thoughts bout, dids hit ever crosses yore mind that iz jest might be yore daddy??  (Dec 16, 2014 | post #11)

Blairsville, GA

Hillybillys han Floridians

Yore self nows whar iz is Girlie. You don't needs no shouts gun fer me ...You sweet thang you.  (Nov 20, 2014 | post #13)

Blairsville, GA

Hillybillys han Floridians

Well yank a few hundred years ago thet Obama feller would have been a southern gent's slave. Youse seem to have forgots thet yore self is postin in the south.  (Nov 20, 2014 | post #12)

Blairsville, GA

Hillybillys han Floridians

iz back han aint agonna puts up wiff all youns stranger than Fiction comments.  (Oct 31, 2014 | post #2)

Blairsville, GA

Hillybillys han Floridians

Iz backs han haint gonna puts up wiff no stranger than fiction comments on this here topix thingie from alls you fools.  (Oct 31, 2014 | post #1)

Blairsville, GA

What's the worst thing about Floridiots?

Well howdeydo thar Granny. Is yorn Grand kids from Floridee?  (Sep 16, 2014 | post #42)

Blairsville, GA

h7n9

You poor ole thang,youse is older than dirt. Why youse kan hardly picks up a wood.  (Aug 6, 2014 | post #98)

Blairsville, GA

Would you support/shop @ Starbucks in Blairsville?

How bout's kissin my ole wrinkled up a$$ ole Olander Boy??  (Jul 29, 2014 | post #37)

Blairsville, GA

Fume Free Easy Off for cleaning fiberglass showers ....

Maby its your Grandmaw that's sleepy. PODUNK FOOL!!!!  (Jun 26, 2014 | post #57)

Blairsville, GA

Gone with the wind

Lost my Katy Did 59 days ago, had tos put her to sleep, haint gots much drive no more. Iz showed her to your self a while ago. she was my little Blonde Baby Girl. Iz still gots Candy an Kela buts hit aint the same. Iz is tired Girlie. Iz is gonna miss yore self.  (Jun 19, 2014 | post #6)

Q & A with Chainsaw Five

Headline:

Skin a Floridian

Hometown:

Hiawassee, GA

Neighborhood:

Hightower

Local Favorites:

Long legged womans

I Belong To:

The Mountians

When I'm Not on Topix:

Iz in my creek

Read My Forum Posts Because:

You will learn something

I'm Listening To:

Get down Mama

Read This Book:

Hows to skin a Floridian

Favorite Things:

Old Dogs Han Young Hilljills.

On My Mind:

Hilljills

I Believe In:

Womans