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St. Petersburg, FL

Vinyl keeps on spinning

As romantic as vinyl is,and I do love the album art-the fidelity just isn't there. Some people say their warmer sounding, but thats due to the anologe signal used in recording. Sad to say, even CD's are having their day with digital downloading becoming the norm. But, I still have a turntable and my old 33's. Hey, anybody got Elvis's "Blue Hawaii"?  (Aug 12, 2008 | post #2)

St. Petersburg, FL

Naked woman in car back seat causes multiple car crash

Children-in back, Naked women-up front. I thought everyone knew the rules.  (Aug 12, 2008 | post #2)

St. Petersburg, FL

Waffle House fight leaves one dead

It was the "Butterworth Gang" that did it.  (Aug 12, 2008 | post #1)


Don Imus defends comments on morning broadcast

Imus-The voice of "redneck reasoning"- yes friends bigotry lives on. There's an old universal rule-"Never give a mad-man a shotgun and never give an idiot a microphone" How does this guy get by?  (Jun 24, 2008 | post #9)

St. Petersburg, FL

World's Ugliest Dog: 3 Legs, 1 Eye, No Hair, All Winner

Ya' gotta love him, probably has a heart of gold.  (Jun 22, 2008 | post #1)


Miley Cyrus to Write Her Memoirs at 15

Should be a real page turner  (Apr 28, 2008 | post #159)

St. Petersburg, FL

Two construction workers injured on Skyway

Problem is-it's usually not the drunk who gets hurt while driving. Everyone else has to pay the price. And while we're at it-if I see one more driver coming at me while on their precious cell phones-I'm gonna ripp it out of their hands and put it where the sun don't shine.  (Apr 10, 2008 | post #7)

US News

Texas Landowners Resist Border Fence

Hell, that chinzy barbed wire ain't gonna stop a well paid coyote-forget the fence. Crack down on the rich fat cats who hire the illegals in the first place. As the Paul Simon song goes "There must be 50 ways to cross the boarder".  (Mar 17, 2008 | post #63)

Wichita, KS

11-Year-Old Crashes Truck; Man Charged

I wounder if she was on her cell phone at the time.  (Mar 17, 2008 | post #5)

Wichita, KS

Charges Possible In 2-Year Bathroom Stay

Gezz-it's been years since I've seen my "EX"-I'd better go outback and check the out house.  (Mar 17, 2008 | post #20)

Wichita, KS

Man pleads guilty to sodomy with dog

Did he give her cab fare and promise he'd call?  (Mar 17, 2008 | post #322)

St. Petersburg, FL

Clearwater post office loses 1100 absentee ballots

The Federal Government,and in this case the U.S.Post Office are proponents of the "Affirmative " action policy, which means that a person gets hired by race and sex-not by qualification. Hence,many are uncapable of fullfilling their duties efficiantly, plus once you've past probation,your pay rate is not measured by performance. Add to that the stress of counting out those little stamps, well it boggles the imagination.  (Mar 17, 2008 | post #6)

Southaven, MS

Illegal immigrants say they want a better future for thei...

This may sound simplistic but, if you want to clamp down on illegal immigration you have to take away the very reason they come here for-that is- they know they can get jobs. Clamp down on the profitiers who hire them. As long as there is the opportunity to fill the void with cheap undocumented labor, they will come. Start pinching these rich republicans by their balls.  (Mar 13, 2008 | post #89)

Dawn Wells

'Gilligan's' Mary Ann Caught With Dope

Mary Ann or Ginger - one of the greatest questions that modern man has had to face. I always leaned towards Mary Ann because of her farm girl charm, but of coarse with fall of the independant farmer, poor Mary Ann's family took to growing more than corn and oats. At least it's a high yeild crop that isn't subsidised by the government. I'd still sail off with her. But this time to Jamaca man !  (Mar 12, 2008 | post #92)

St. Petersburg, FL

Toll: 35 cents to $7.25?

Boy-cott baby, boy-cott !  (Mar 12, 2008 | post #25)

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Local Favorites:

Railway Cafe-good coffee & music

I Belong To:

"I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would have me as a member"-Groucho Marx

When I'm Not on Topix:

performing,writing,noting personal observances.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I'm rather worldly and well read

I'm Listening To:

Lovett/Van Morrison/Buffet

Read This Book:

Stranger in a Strange Land/Clapton

Favorite Things:

A well played instrument,the perfect note,and people with open minds.

On My Mind:

World Harmony

Blog / Website / Homepage:

I Believe In:

Mans' ability to overcome his faults and triumph in the face of adversity and to forgive it's downfalls.